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看見大排長龍的隊伍，有人拒絕等待，更多的人反而覺得這是信心、優惠和質素的保證：這麼多人排隊，這間餐廳的食物一定很好吃吧？這麼多人排隊，這裡一定有好康的事情吧？所以當一間店舖外面開始有四、五人站著排隊，就能帶動更多的人潮緊接隊伍。於是，愈來愈多店舖開始暗地裡於親友間去招攬「職業排隊員」……319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKCjsK5gpG
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「沒問題，我會在三十分鐘後到達的。」百無聊賴的小茹接過電話後馬上彈跳起來，急急把自己裝扮好就出門賺錢去。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE5bq9ZmrA
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店舖生意慘淡時就會急Call職業排隊員到來支撐場面，營造出客似雲來的假像吸引其他客人在後排隊。每位職業排隊員也不只是光站著排隊，等候期間也須要裝出非常期待入座的樣子，甚至要和「同事們」裝作是一伙到場的朋友，交談間透露出店舖有多吸引等等。如果是餐廳，通常入座後他們也可免費點一樣最低消費的食物，正所謂做戲也要做全套嘛。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqUP6s5bCc
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今次小茹的任務在所地是一間新開張的中式點心店，開業兩星期仍然無人問津，著急的老闆只好招聘十多名職業排隊員替他充場面，免得場子太冷清及難看。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6ZPnVnY5m
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小茹利用坐小巴期間上了食評網站搜尋這間點心店的真實評價，319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcro5ZdihS
她發現只有五篇一面倒的負評。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsE5u54MH8
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嘩！看來餐廳的質素不太好喔，那她要如何裝出滿懷期待的樣子？不過為了生活，也要學習戴上面具吧，她只是工作上的需要罷了。難道你或你的同事們在賣力附和老闆時，這又是出自真心真意？319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Px0LzB7lr
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點心店快將五分鐘後開門做生意，小茹已經看到好多位「熟臉孔」在排隊處等候。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMequX2Ndf
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「聽說這間點心店的東西不太好吃，但我們待會還要裝到很好吃的樣子，其實我寧願排隊完就走人還比較好。」熟臉孔中的一位女人小聲跟小茹說。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LCPhqkMkc
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意料之內，果然因著隊伍的出現，開始愈來愈多人好奇地在點心店前停留下來，最後大家在竊竊私語後都紛紛加入隊伍之中。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fsmwgvPqN
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「上網看食評都只有負評，但現實卻這麼多人排隊，那些應該是網民在亂評吧。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnjNwobDYs
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「對，網上的東西都不太可信，眼看為實。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsxdE0G8dc
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小茹聽到後面的婦人們這樣說，雖然心虛，但她仍然回過頭去：「我兩天前才吃過這家的點心，好吃得不得了，網上的評論真是亂來的。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvSUy2RS5u
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餐廳的本質仍是如此，但多了他人不知真假的追捧後，又好像有點不一樣，變得受歡迎了。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsygVxFXMNh
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大學聚會中，仍是單身的小茹又例牌地被問一大堆有的沒的，她心裡非常煩躁。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3rvvDY7V8
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「哎呀！小茹妳的皮膚好乾燥呀，快交一個男朋友重拾滋潤吧。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IgLu4NGqo
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「我下個月要結婚了，小茹妳一定要來，我可以介紹伴郎們給妳認識，不然我怕妳嫁不出去啊。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHQFA1xDmr
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小茹忍無可忍衝去廁所，立馬打電話給她的其中一位「排隊員同事」，再一氣呵成：「寧姐，幫我一個忙，快幫我聯絡其他的排隊員！我要十位排隊員，但我只要男生！而且他們每個人都要手拿一束花，花錢由我來付，我需要他們十五分鐘後到達現場！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLITYf0TJj
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這關乎她臉子的問題，無論如何她都要在舊同學前扳回一城。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzy2Kmrv9sh
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「他們要去哪裡排隊？就跟在我身後就行了，一直跟在我身後排隊，直到我回家為止！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcM2Hqivo2
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小茹氣定神閒重回座位上，馬上她就要變成是搶手貨囉。而且說不定她能透過排隊員的隊伍而真的吸引到欣賞她的人，畢竟現在大家都很依賴他人的評價、或是看人數去定斷事物的好與壞。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8ScqZELF4
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大家都說她是好女生，她就是好女生了吧。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPUXFzkJRW
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聚會過後，小茹依然神氣的走在街上，她就像領隊一樣，身後有一排男生拿著鮮花，樣子痴迷又陶醉地跟著她的步伐，這女神般的模樣吸引著不少途人的目光和討論，甚至有人拿起手機拍起影片來。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhwi6fQKJJ
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「這女生好厲害啊，迷倒這麼多男人甘心地跟隨著她。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0G6Ee5XHz
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「她一定有過人之處吧，多看幾眼其實也蠻漂亮的嘛。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB5sNZ65Ya
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「這麼棒的女人，我也想要擊退這些男人把她追到手呀。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBczgEuckds
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漸漸有路人呆呆的也開始跟著隊伍一起走，小茹簡直如一塊磁場強大的磁石，吸引一個又一個路人，最後小茹身後愈來愈多人，愈來愈多人……319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte7HEkv0B0
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