Let's talk about... Badar Consultant Agency and other upsetting bowel movements453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUDJNFUbkW
It was a dark and stormy night... when I decided to eat a convenience store hot dog at two o'clock in the morning on top of a belly full of six cups of coffee. A mistake? Or a blessing in disguise? There I was, working a red-eye shift by my lonesome, moaning and groaning over the state of my innards, when I had an epiphany: It's a dark and stormy night, and nothing will remedy my wormy plight... unless I sit down, take a handful of Tums, and simply sit and write.453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9amod6T6s
Four nights of misery later, I owned two things: a finished book and some chronic intestinal dysfunction. Fortunately, the discomfort did pass after I laid waste to my poor apartment's guest bathroom that end-of-week... but the book yet remained--a monument dedicated to my suffering and ultimate perseverance.453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvCIDujmbg
The next week, I was returned to the day shift. After work, I dined at the local watering hole and looked over my spoils of internal war. When Badar Consultant Agency was born (1lb, 3oz, 748in long), I named it Lupine [phlegm] The Siren Caller. But then a second book started to take shape as I edited what would become the prelude to the series... And The Siren Caller story arch was destroyed. Instead, something even better was emerging from my chrysalis of bodily malfunction... a story worth telling.453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oU17mDVeb
In other words, this story was derived from crap... but good, solid, satisfying crap.453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWMXap1nQr
It tells of a couple dudes, who are probably not gay for each other, taking on the forces of darkness as they learn and grow to overcome grief and tragedy. They make terrible puns and take the piss out of each other. They wrestle with the horrors of urban warfare, mental issues, racist stigmas, and addiction to controlled magical substances. 453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDo2otYOMX
Anyway, if you like An American Werewolf in London, Hannibal, Constantine, or Supernatural... the tropes found in those movies/television shows live on in Badar Consultant Agency. It's dark, it's silly, it's weird... and I'm pretty damn proud of it. So, do me a solid and please read it, please hate it, and please put me in my place using a strongly worded comment that will urge me to stop writing forever and pursue a more appropriate vocation... like basket weaving.453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVCicUmDyv
Cheers --Blondie453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxF8O2ZNdz
