「喂,同學,醒下啦!其他人都已經離走晒!」有人用力拍打着我的肩膀。13Please respect copyright.PENANAsBhJvGnwRV
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淡黃的光線刺入雙眼,帶着幾分溫暖……13Please respect copyright.PENANAj5tL2eVHA1
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難道我上了天堂?13Please respect copyright.PENANAIUTTcpuosc
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「喂!喂!同學!」那人加重了力道拍打,語氣中顯出些許不耐。13Please respect copyright.PENANA9AuDFkgLhV
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我揉了揉雙眼,抬起頭,準備查看自己身在何處,並且看看究竟是誰如此吵鬧。13Please respect copyright.PENANAHLtBfhOYCt
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我懶洋洋地伸了個懶腰,開口道:「好啦好啦,催催催,就算死咗,都要俾你嘈撫醒?」四下張望,我才發現——這裡根本不是天堂。13Please respect copyright.PENANAoP01CCQ641
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書桌、黑板、黑板上的圓形掛鐘、牆上的通告……13Please respect copyright.PENANAxMOPmmKzV1
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至少,天堂應該不會有這些東西,更不會有一位面色兇惡的大嬸。13Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2ESkkuhIm
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那位看起來極其不好惹的大嬸,手上拿着一塊抹布,憤憤地說:「催?我仲要抹枱呀!成層課室都抹好,唔催你我催邊個?」13Please respect copyright.PENANA5XH0OJVFNw
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她的話令我愣住數十秒。剛才她稱呼我為「同學」……我的腦袋還沒來得及轉動,身體已經本能地作出了反應。13Please respect copyright.PENANA55Jpd7Cpgo
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「同學?邊個……係同學?我係同學?」我喃喃自語。13Please respect copyright.PENANAIKXnNEbJo8
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我低頭看着自己身上所穿的校服,伸手摸了摸自己的胸膛,確實有觸感,但異常平坦,甚至手指的皮膚略帶粗糙。13Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7Q35MUwZm
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等等,粗糙?13Please respect copyright.PENANAY0ISUAGBn1
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我趕忙摸了摸大腿,是長褲的布料。13Please respect copyright.PENANABVNU4DZ7Cr
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怎麼回事?我不是應該穿着裙子嗎?13Please respect copyright.PENANA1bdgzB6G6e
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等等……等等……13Please respect copyright.PENANAVmqOy1gXAK
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「同學?同學?你瞓懵咗?」大嬸的語氣開始由責備轉為關懷,聲音也變得柔和,彷彿在對待一位精神失常的人。13Please respect copyright.PENANAqNRACDOJOJ
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我沒有理會她,自顧自地摸索自己的身體,直到摸到褲襠之中有一條……異物,那手感之巨大與明確,令我整個人如墜冰窟。13Please respect copyright.PENANASd7HE17ORJ
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「冇可能!冇可能!我唔係女咩?點解會係男人?!」我朝着下身大叫,聲音大得連大嬸都被我嚇了一跳。13Please respect copyright.PENANAtNJNYkv5yz
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「我一定係發夢!對,一定係夢!」我仍不肯接受這荒誕的現實,轉身便朝洗手間狂奔而去。13Please respect copyright.PENANAzOxFSf6ZqP
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奔跑之間,我感覺到從未有過的速度與力量,那雙腿充滿爆發力。越真實,心中的混亂便越劇烈。13Please respect copyright.PENANAT5Rqh66XAr
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我越過幾間課室,終於衝進洗手間,找到一個空無一人的廁格,迫不及待地拉下褲子。13Please respect copyright.PENANAzbPyfHxh28
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果然,那裡赫然懸掛着……一條巨蟒。13Please respect copyright.PENANATonpbStBjr
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完了。13Please respect copyright.PENANAYBa5F9SRDb
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這條巨蟒,徹底擊碎了我最後的幻想。13Please respect copyright.PENANAFuWoWsAJQx
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我變成了男人,一個貨真價實的臭男人,我這一生最厭惡的生物。13Please respect copyright.PENANANuSWB3MU1A
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「點解會變咗做男人?仲有……我明明係女,呢度究竟係邊度?我又係邊個?點解我會係呢個男身上?」我雙眼失神地盯着廁格門板,不斷自言自語。13Please respect copyright.PENANA4wVKz7iMkq
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洗手間中雖然瀰漫着檸檬清香,卻無法帶給我一絲寧靜;隔壁馬桶傳來的沖水聲,更像是在嘲笑我此刻的悲劇命運。13Please respect copyright.PENANAeUQClsJCoY
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「我係邊個?手機!手機一定有晒我所有嘢!」13Please respect copyright.PENANASaRGuXEFNc
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我靈機一動,立刻伸手進入褲袋摸索。13Please respect copyright.PENANA0F5VhHE6aC
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然而,掏了半天,卻什麼也沒掏到出來,只掏到那條巨龍。13Please respect copyright.PENANABQ1xllkTRh
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幹!13Please respect copyright.PENANAMPRyDanCdB
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大概是放在書包裡了吧。而書包應該還留在課室。13Please respect copyright.PENANA9mn528yRxN
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現在,我首要任務便是弄清楚自己的身分與所處環境。13Please respect copyright.PENANAIIugxWEa3H
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想到這裡,我甚至有些好奇自己目前的樣貌。13Please respect copyright.PENANA3K8w0mcGd2
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或許,這具身體的原主人長得不錯,是個高人氣的帥哥?又或者,他已經有女朋友,受人歡迎?就算不是俊朗之輩,應該至少是個外貌正常、有正常社交的人吧?13Please respect copyright.PENANAK73k5qA5gz
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或許,在返回課室之前,我可以先去照一照鏡子。13Please respect copyright.PENANAO9lS64DL2p
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懷着這樣的期待,我打開了廁所的門,然而,眼前映入的不是鏡子,而是一名女生,短髮,胸大的。13Please respect copyright.PENANAZf7PyStZA5
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我尷尬地衝她微笑,試圖展現所謂「美男子」的魅力。13Please respect copyright.PENANAvoYv4v7Xnl
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「呀!」那名女生滿臉通紅地驚叫。13Please respect copyright.PENANAltb9dfU2Hh
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我原以為她是被我迷倒,卻很快察覺並非如此。13Please respect copyright.PENANAgmDLJqPJ1s
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她並非因我英俊而臉紅,而是因為,我闖錯廁所了。13Please respect copyright.PENANAxbRwPZsKI3
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沒錯,我這個「新生男人」,居然堂而皇之地走進了女廁,還對剛如廁完畢的女生露出微笑。13Please respect copyright.PENANAtraobDaJjl
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「 今次仆街了……」我心中一聲長歎。13Please respect copyright.PENANAemDWX26c4i
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那名女生的神情從羞赧轉為驚愕,再轉為驚恐,最後爆發出一聲尖叫,整個過程不過一秒。13Please respect copyright.PENANAHLkME2L4td
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「變態呀!有變態呀!人嚟呀!」她尖聲叫喊。13Please respect copyright.PENANAhHYrnw9LQQ
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我這才反應過來,但雙腿早已本能地開始奔跑。13Please respect copyright.PENANAuFFX3MqF9B
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如果可以,我真想向她道歉。13Please respect copyright.PENANAaJPdUJtVj3
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她原本美好的高中回憶,如今竟被一個「男生」闖入女廁並微笑對視所玷污。雖然我自覺長得不差,但這種際遇實在難以接受。13Please respect copyright.PENANA4JsCnX2sXL
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不過,這也不能全怪我。畢竟我本來是個女生,自然條件反射地走進了女廁。13Please respect copyright.PENANA79n02llJZT
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這不是我的錯!13Please respect copyright.PENANA0ipr3hhJ20
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「出事啦!我而家!我……係邊個?仲有點解會喺呢個男仔身上?」我一邊狂奔,一邊內心哀號。13Please respect copyright.PENANAW5RBjUPY7J
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「等一等……」13Please respect copyright.PENANAu77goRWNhC
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「等一等…… 我本來是誰?」13Please respect copyright.PENANAG7bgynFOP0