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No Plagiarism!bpMkRBuPnZc7EM0NtcJhposted on PENANA —我不是不想學英文,是單字不想被我學8964 copyright protection17PENANAPmdzJ5CFAk 維尼
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> 日期:某個被動詞支配的夜晚8964 copyright protection17PENANAUrtWGwrKcd 維尼
地點:Veron 的腦袋裡8964 copyright protection17PENANAcXvFx9PMQM 維尼
狀況:試圖學習單字,結果寫下辯護狀8964 copyright protection17PENANAdnQHi6hWpw 維尼
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「學單字這件事…我們可以用對講機說中文代替嗎?」8964 copyright protection17PENANACi0jA8PMUS 維尼
Veron 坐在警局會議室角落,盯著手上的單字卡。第一張是 "Emergency"。8964 copyright protection17PENANA6D87TgjjsO 維尼
他念了三次,嘴巴像卡了奶油:「ㄜ…ㄇㄝ…機…」8964 copyright protection17PENANATTOJkB3Ft8 維尼
結果腦袋跳出一句話:8964 copyright protection17PENANA8PSJBGY3gS 維尼
> “This is an emergency, I can’t remember ‘emergency’.”8964 copyright protection17PENANAM7L4tsYxoO 維尼
學長看他皺眉問:「你是背不出來,還是不想背?」8964 copyright protection17PENANAF3q0VhVmsO 維尼
Veron:8964 copyright protection17PENANAOOSvAOv5V7 維尼
> “It’s not me. It’s the word. It refuses to be learned.”8964 copyright protection17PENANARYhDC18jus 維尼
他決定不背單字,而是創造出五大金句藉口,彷彿下次考試能拿去當盾牌:8964 copyright protection17PENANAC0S1F1nJsZ 維尼
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🎭 Veron 的經典英文逃避藉口榜(Excuse Top 5)8964 copyright protection17PENANARJjxWlGMTo 維尼
1. “My brain is full. Try again tomorrow.”8964 copyright protection17PENANAAIRIOb94Th 維尼
我腦子今天裝滿了,明天再說。8964 copyright protection17PENANA70xPATgBKJ 維尼
2. “This word is too shy to stay in my head.”8964 copyright protection17PENANAjIO6ZVdpSC 維尼
這個單字太害羞,不願住進我腦裡。8964 copyright protection17PENANAW3GROorHJw 維尼
3. “If I forget it, maybe it’s not important.”8964 copyright protection17PENANAlvuz3MWi9N 維尼
如果我會忘,表示它不重要吧?8964 copyright protection17PENANAB2EOmX2cFU 維尼
4. “Google knows, so I don’t have to.”8964 copyright protection17PENANA4OmtKRuwvf 維尼
有 Google 就夠了,我記它幹嘛。8964 copyright protection17PENANABIpNpTfLCt 維尼
5. “I’m not lazy. I’m just energy-efficient.”8964 copyright protection17PENANAGwxSLzxnsR 維尼
我不是懶,我是節能。8964 copyright protection17PENANAoPjUwz3Zr9 維尼
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🔤 今日任務單字8964 copyright protection17PENANAF3zBwAOxip 維尼
單字/中文/使用例句8964 copyright protection17PENANA4wKf73d0ZU 維尼
Excuse 藉口8964 copyright protection17PENANAbkextjiBqv 維尼
That’s not a reason, it’s an excuse!8964 copyright protection17PENANAvYcfgaMmdf 維尼
Emergency 緊急狀況8964 copyright protection17PENANA30SUgI87fD 維尼
I can’t spell emergency during an emergency!8964 copyright protection17PENANA5pzCF7HV1x 維尼
Effort 努力8964 copyright protection17PENANAS3YL5XbYa2 維尼
Learning takes effort. And snacks.8964 copyright protection17PENANAfgJaAdBFLj 維尼
Escape 逃避8964 copyright protection17PENANAtWqsZzdyvD 維尼
Can I escape from this worksheet?8964 copyright protection17PENANAmT55GjEHeC 維尼
Energy 能量8964 copyright protection17PENANAq3lzKcTDZL 維尼
I need more energy to open the book.8964 copyright protection17PENANAaVvBedg1lZ 維尼
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🗣 實用句型8964 copyright protection17PENANAO3M6h4W6jx 維尼
1. I’ll study after this donut. Promise.8964 copyright protection17PENANAf6Md1mCq5H 維尼
我吃完甜甜圈就讀,真的啦。8964 copyright protection17PENANAyONm6q8d9p 維尼
21Please respect copyright.PENANAHZQXo4GQaY
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2. My brain needs Wi-Fi to function.8964 copyright protection17PENANAVS5GVLOAMm 維尼
沒網路我腦袋打不開。8964 copyright protection17PENANAXsypufEoDB 維尼
21Please respect copyright.PENANAniM34JxFyf
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3. Let me Google it instead.8964 copyright protection17PENANADcmQuJIOw1 維尼
我查就好,背?那是上輩子的事。8964 copyright protection17PENANApTGpmID1aD 維尼
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🧠 Veron 的語言逃亡哲學 ✍️8964 copyright protection17PENANAP9yPig5gjR 維尼
> 有時候,我覺得單字不是學不會,8964 copyright protection17PENANACsouJVaqZZ 維尼
是它們長得太不像朋友。8964 copyright protection17PENANAi0m2hp8kR6 維尼
但我發現,只要笑著讀,8964 copyright protection17PENANAiSKyc0fU8Y 維尼
單字會默默靠過來,像誤闖警局的吉祥物一樣。8964 copyright protection17PENANAfPgtUHq8MH 維尼
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🤯 小挑戰任務:Excuse Battle!8964 copyright protection17PENANAWjJeWoogTV 維尼
請用以下三個單字:8964 copyright protection17PENANAXVBOHS4Kwq 維尼
Excuse / Effort / Emergency8964 copyright protection17PENANAM2rpa1nQ20 維尼
寫一句最扯藉口!8964 copyright protection17PENANAA58GUhQtIo 維尼
例如:8964 copyright protection17PENANAwvc4FsmOPR 維尼
> I made no effort to learn ‘emergency’ because it never gave me an excuse to care.8964 copyright protection17PENANAGeHc1ix3NR 維尼
21Please respect copyright.PENANA4CQR9JAZu6
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