Facing Wang Meili's eager-to-try "Rainbow Dyeing Plan," Lin Xiaoqiang felt a chill down his spine. He knew that once Wang Meili took action, the cats, who were already brewing an "uprising," would definitely see this as the ultimate insult to their dignity!
"Meili! Listen to me! The cats in the community... they've been, well, a bit unstable lately!" Lin Xiaoqiang tried to persuade her gently.
"Unstable? Haven't they always been like that? Sleeping during the day and holding concerts at night," Wang Meili replied nonchalantly, already holding several cans of brightly colored spray.
"Not that kind of instability! They... they seem to be planning something... bigger!" Lin Xiaoqiang struggled to find the right words to explain the "Cat Union Uprising," but he didn’t know how to start.
At that moment, the orange cat "Big Orange" from next door let out a piercing, tragic scream: "Damn bipedal creatures! Trying to spray this cat with pink poison! This cat will never submit!"
Lin Xiaoqiang’s face darkened even further. He glanced at the pink spray can in Wang Meili’s hand and then heard Big Orange’s accusatory cat thoughts, making him want to bang his head against the wall.
"Meili! Look! Even Big Orange doesn’t want to be dyed! It’s protesting!" Lin Xiaoqiang pointed at the frantically jumping Big Orange in the next yard.
Wang Meili glanced at Big Orange and shrugged. "It just has more personality. The other cats will love it! Just think, rainbow-colored cats—how fashionable!"
Lin Xiaoqiang was about to lose it. He knew that, with Wang Meili’s mindset, she would never understand the "revolutionary fervor" the cats were currently feeling.
Just as the "dyeing crisis" was about to erupt, Lin Xiaoqiang suddenly heard a series of intense cat meows coming from the direction of the community park. The sound was unusually solemn, as if some important ritual was taking place.
"What’s that sound?" Wang Meili asked curiously.
Lin Xiaoqiang pricked up his ears and listened carefully to the thoughts behind those meows.
"...For the dignity of cats! For the freedom of cans! For rejecting all forms of abuse! We solemnly pledge here!"
"Meow! Meow!"
"We must unite! With our paws, we shall defend our rights!"
"Meow! Meow!"
Lin Xiaoqiang’s face grew extremely serious. "That’s... the Cat Representatives' Conference!"
"The Cat Representatives' Conference? What are they doing?" Wang Meili asked, looking puzzled.
"They... they’re holding a meeting, discussing how to fight against humanity's 'unfair treatment'!" Lin Xiaoqiang could hardly explain the absurdity of this situation to Wang Meili.
"Unfair treatment? Are you saying we don’t give them cans?" Wang Meili asked, confused.
"It’s not just the cans! It includes the way we pet them, the places they sleep, and... the right to be dyed rainbow colors!" Lin Xiaoqiang said with difficulty.
Wang Meili’s expression finally wavered. "Do they... really care about these things?"
"Very much!" Lin Xiaoqiang affirmed. "Right now, they’re electing their 'Meow President' and drafting the next steps for their 'Revolutionary Manifesto'!"
At that moment, a solemn-looking black cat, surrounded by a group of cats, walked to the center of the park. Lin Xiaoqiang heard its thoughts: "Fellow Meow Representatives! I, Blackbeard, hereby announce! The Cat Union is officially established! Our goal is— to make all humans our loyal servants! Step one: we will initiate the 'Refuse to Scoop' campaign!"
Lin Xiaoqiang could no longer hold himself back. He quickly grabbed Wang Meili and a member holding a camera, running towards the park.
"We have to stop them!" Lin Xiaoqiang said anxiously. "If they really start the 'Refuse to Scoop' campaign... the entire Barbie City will become one huge litter box!"
A "Meow-sian Crisis" sparked by humanity’s "Dyeing Plan" and the cats’ "Refuse to Scoop" campaign was quietly unfolding in Barbie City! How will the three underachieving members of the Supernatural Research Society find a peaceful solution in this absurd "Cat War"?11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrlIV6IEOS
