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山寨妙麗之我一舉手就是在召喚地獄

辛波棉 辛波棉
Apr 20, 2025 7 2 Mins Read
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我真的有一種恐懼，是對上一種人。

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像《哈利波特》第一集電影版的妙麗——

老師問題還沒問完，手已經高高舉起，根本就快要站起來那種，彷彿生怕全世界不知道她存在一樣。

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然後黏在老師屁股後面當永不疲憊的「優等生」。

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但有種人，比妙麗in real life還可怕，11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZnfpxwOUQ

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就是沒能力也不聰明，但是還要舉手讓別人以為他是妙麗那種人。

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我遇到了，就是X。

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一開始就耳聞他是那種「小報告型」人才，專門緊跟上司屁股，

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仗著嘴皮子幫人捅刀、搞陰招，辦公室經典劍貨代表——用劍的貨色。11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv7aJ4YgDD

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等一下，我太含蓄了，他是劍的批發商才對。

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後來某種宇宙業報，

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也可能是升遷亂流，

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他被調來我們team，

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命運趁機開了我一個不好笑的玩笑——我還要指導他。11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNL48m7PNQ

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我真的謝謝命運。

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在我不情不願的開始指導他，

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告訴他什麼東西該怎麼做時。

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我發誓我每句話都說不到三分之一，

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就被他的

「這個我知道」、「這個我會」打斷。

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一次兩次還好，當每一次都這樣，

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我真的會像康熙的小s一樣。

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「不要吵！！」（封面圖片支援）

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11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycuuI3fqAZ

然後這位「什麼都知道」的劍貨，

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想當然，下班之前，

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交出了一張全錯的傑作。11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevuTbWysKL

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他在錯誤的路上穩定輸出，

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簡直擁有史上最驚人的KDA —0/99/0。

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沒有一件代辦事項是對的。

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Hello?這個我會？這我知道？

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你除了知道怎麼打小報告，

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背後捅同事刀之外，

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你還知道些什麼？

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我現在跟瓜爾佳氏一樣，舉手發誓，

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我真的快崩潰了，11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefCou2ZkNu

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只差沒有在雨天奔跑，大喊皇后娘娘申冤。

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我的職位是負責擦屁股的嗎？

我是擦屁股大使嗎？

我是便便使者嗎？

我在替人擦屁股的路上，不斷加班。

11Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQdCm1UOjw

唐綺陽，我是不是又水逆了？

還是我的星盤整個掉進馬桶裡了？

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誰來救救我好嗎，拜託。

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#1 平行宇宙編劇產生器
#2 沈默是金，但他沒有這個東西。
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