一日,寧靜午後。119Please respect copyright.PENANAvNgejGX0sP
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「妳說要扮怪物?」康康拿著平板皺眉說。119Please respect copyright.PENANAS5I6KX0nsU
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「對啊!最近要萬聖節了,你不覺得應該應景一下嗎?」身為”阿形。狛”的犬編ㄧ改平時冷靜態度興奮說。119Please respect copyright.PENANACeemMuy7ab
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「那是洋人在過的節日跟我什麼干係。」不要再增加工作給他了,段子修不完。119Please respect copyright.PENANAlQZMOFVmW0
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「康哥你想想,日本有”百鬼夜行”的節日,台灣雖然也有清明節或鬼月,但畢竟因為習俗不同,民間並不舉辦類似活動,所以大家才在萬聖節這天共襄盛舉。而且像這種可以恢復真身不被發現的日子,你不覺得很棒嗎?」119Please respect copyright.PENANAVOvlLrnVOl
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「不覺得,倒不如說,我很習慣這樣了。何況七爺形象只會嚇到小朋友而已,也不符合時下變裝的趨勢。」119Please respect copyright.PENANA8pBz5jkDxW
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年輕還在讀北藝大的時候,有年他跟朋友一起去天母去看小朋友要糖果的盛況,從那時他就發現很多人已經不是裝扮成妖怪,而是歐美或日本的卡通角色了。119Please respect copyright.PENANAaqFhAXuBOo
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對,他就是要說卡通,動畫黨的有種你過來。來啊!119Please respect copyright.PENANAgb17FwSIOG
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「是說康哥,你不是有扇子嗎?如果你嫌麻煩可以用它變身。」”哞形。狛”Ally一旁幫腔。119Please respect copyright.PENANAYOCyZcHMkn
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「妳們不愧是一對,同一個鼻孔出氣啊?」康康失笑道,「妳們明知道我沒辦法變成我想要的。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAPqcsFKMRKm
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「可是達哥都可以變他想要的皮相。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAP8fIwVTITU
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「⋯⋯所以說我的法寶壞了嘛!」119Please respect copyright.PENANAzHv6PhnsnR
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看來這條路線不行。「不然這樣,我請夢蘭嬌幫你定裝。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAOGEWb9BRMi
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「犬編,妳這是鐵了心要逼上梁山了。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAFWdIuEp3Yv
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「康哥請停止你的黃腔。」我才沒有。「機會難得嘛,而且你很龜毛欸,人家達哥一口就答應了。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAjsBHwO9Cav
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「蛤?」119Please respect copyright.PENANAyv6uJoUpLE
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康康不可置信地往後一看,只見一位頭髮呈現沖天炮,身著黑色無袖長洋裝,腰間繫好白色皮帶的飛影達。119Please respect copyright.PENANAcwdlx6meST
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難怪他剛剛都沒說話,原來是在忙這些。119Please respect copyright.PENANAIhTAGwfhiM
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「⋯⋯你幹嘛不用扇子變就好?」119Please respect copyright.PENANAFS28ouFH6j
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「哎我想說工作室有道具有戲服,看能不能0成本Cosplay ,但看起來好像失敗了噢?」何止失敗,因為體態臃腫,他看起來比較像準備出門買菜的大媽。119Please respect copyright.PENANADNIcdw2Y9X
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「我以為你對萬聖節沒興趣。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAjweiJCuMbI
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「我一直想扮飛影很久了,剛好犬編提議,我覺得可以玩一下。」你倒是給我拒絕啊!嫌他不夠忙嗎!119Please respect copyright.PENANA4w3dIQC9Ep
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「我還是用扇子好了。」119Please respect copyright.PENANASA67wCl81Y
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阿達脱掉身上拼湊失敗的成品,變出羽扇,喃喃一陣後,他的全身除了臉化作七彩霓虹。數十秒後,這次呈現出來比較接近原作了。119Please respect copyright.PENANARxP1Kv6A4C
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不過,是中年發福版的飛影。119Please respect copyright.PENANAJjHCiTzqw0
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「可惡,身高就算了,為什麼不能改變身材呢⋯⋯」119Please respect copyright.PENANAI6I2jI1pYK
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「你這樣已經很好了。」身在福中不知福。119Please respect copyright.PENANAte4tXh3nbQ
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「好啦,那就這樣。你呢?你想好要扮什麼了嗎?」119Please respect copyright.PENANA9nsjzx44Zi
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「不能跳過我嗎?」119Please respect copyright.PENANA9X5Kic6W40
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「你自己說的,達康是不可分割的共同體。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAw5E2l0OsCj
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「那是段子不要搬到現實來啊!」119Please respect copyright.PENANAY6wIpF70xz
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「好啦,拜託嘛!」他雙手合十,睜著像貓做過壞事一樣的無辜眼睛。119Please respect copyright.PENANAif9Ar6eVyB
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「我不要。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAfDdi4uGjLo
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「好吧。那我只好在群組裡面說康康不會出席了。」他拿出手機。119Please respect copyright.PENANAOiG5CVY3D7
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「你們還創了群組?」康康拿出手機,看見自己已被加入到一個新群組裡面,所有的漫才師都在裡面了。119Please respect copyright.PENANAnxuRa6849D
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而且還討論得很熱烈,上頭顯示未讀訊息999。119Please respect copyright.PENANAnOp17YjxAH
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你們倒是給我認真寫段子啊!康康腹誹。119Please respect copyright.PENANAUqh1rF8t6m
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「這樣真的沒問題嗎?」人類也會出席這種場合。119Please respect copyright.PENANAsQx8loy2VA
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「沒問題的,大家只會覺得那是很逼真的妝容而已,你信我。」你玩性大發的時候是最不可信的。119Please respect copyright.PENANAFMTdQG18Tz
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康康無奈地嘆了口氣。119Please respect copyright.PENANA5eBCI4bBJu
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儘管是在不情願的狀況下被迫答應,但康康是位負責任的優質男性,答應的事就會認真做好。所以他決定要去問其他人打算扮演什麼角色,畢竟對於自己要用什麼形象出席他還沒個頭緒。119Please respect copyright.PENANAIjtheXYI6d
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第一站是漫才少爺。119Please respect copyright.PENANAwTOpGe7Dxp
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「啊⋯⋯我應該會以原貌現身。」太田說,「畢竟就是鬼嘛。」119Please respect copyright.PENANA9I5mB72KPu
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「三木呢?」119Please respect copyright.PENANAcept14vpio
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「他啊⋯⋯說到這個我就有點生氣,他說他要扮桃太郎。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAY9XCogOSz7
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「我不懂這有什麼好氣?」119Please respect copyright.PENANA2achxNa8FR
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「桃太郎欸!扮一個我們的世敵會不會太誇張?身為鬼族的他難道沒有尊嚴嗎?每次都這樣,自己想做什麼就做,完全不考慮別人的。對段子也是,一句我忘了就當作沒事了,我也太尷尬了吧!念他又沒幫助——」119Please respect copyright.PENANAWJZl4H5hr9
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眼看太田開始離題抱怨起來,康康藉口有事趕緊離開,不然不知道又要被迫聽多久的牢騷。119Please respect copyright.PENANAmUSij4ELPy
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第二站菜冠雙頭。119Please respect copyright.PENANA9fQ9DiOVUZ
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冠冠:「我的話應該會選五條悟吧?畢竟帥又簡單,服裝都很好拿到。」簡單方便的,而且帥就完事,有道理。119Please respect copyright.PENANAq2Vqqq3UWR
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菜頭:「我應該會變成半狐人吧?我其實也懶得想要扮什麼角色。」他也是這種想法,不知道自己被認同的菜頭獲得他的拍背。119Please respect copyright.PENANAnmIxC7e83c
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告別他們後,康康來到第三站,面白大丈夫。關於人類意見也是需要參考的。119Please respect copyright.PENANAL8T3amORp7
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「我會扮演穿大衣的癡漢,當然裡面是不穿的⋯⋯開玩笑的,應該就拿工作室有的服裝。警察吧?」耿賢說。119Please respect copyright.PENANAf20GTKWvju
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「我真的沒什麼想法欸⋯⋯順著就來?好我想想,安西教練?」董軒說119Please respect copyright.PENANAHmPlvL4TUe
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「康哥我跟你說我想扮瓦昆或希斯萊傑的小丑,麥克的萬磁王還不錯,提摩西的保羅很棒!新田的索隆也很難取捨,啊怎麼辦好難決定噢!康哥你覺得哪個好?」阿量說。119Please respect copyright.PENANAbw58SQlaES
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「我露屁股就好了哈哈哈哈!」木森說。119Please respect copyright.PENANA9IunHeNCMU
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除了男性,女性意見也是很重要的。119Please respect copyright.PENANA3dkNaDu1aZ
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「我應該就扮社畜吧?最簡單了。」扣扣說。119Please respect copyright.PENANAmTmKx5SbBQ
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「我應該不會扮,參加就好。」昀軒說。119Please respect copyright.PENANAhUbDyFryoh
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跑過三站後,康康忽然發覺自己很笨幹嘛要親自跑這趟?用一個訊息群發不就得了?真是天才。於是他發送「你萬聖節要扮什麼」的訊息後,便招計程車回永和吃嵐迪了。119Please respect copyright.PENANAYBYKcwIiZK
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直到回家,他才好整以暇打開數十個未讀訊息。稍微統整後,發現大家雖然在群組裡討論得很熱烈,實際上卻很懶得準備,大部份人類會從自己工作室挑戲服組合,或到有出租服裝的店選來穿,非人們則是以真身出席。119Please respect copyright.PENANAaf7KQXCJy7
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「好,那隨便弄弄好了。」當初說好的認真呢?119Please respect copyright.PENANAupBcnvKPSS
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他決定扮《神隱少女》的無臉男,決定好後便早早睡了。這段時間,他也一直忙著譜曲和寫段子,還要參加週末的走鐘獎,不知道能不能得獎,緊張。因此直到萬聖節的前一天,他都完全沒意識到阿達傳來的數則訊息。119Please respect copyright.PENANAUsS4k5LfSO
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很快,時序來到萬聖節當晚,康康披著拖地的黑色桌巾,頭斜戴無臉面具,推開派對現場的大門。本來他預計會看到低成本裝扮和非人們的真身,但事實並非他這個憨人想得那麼簡單。119Please respect copyright.PENANAIGtQqZ0tAl
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除了漫才少爺如其所言扮演桃太郎(三木)與鬼(太田),菜冠也不意外是五條悟(冠冠)和夏油傑(菜頭)。福貍男孩則是神眉(哈姆)和玉藻前(劉向)。119Please respect copyright.PENANADD5yYryNDC
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面白大丈夫以銀魂真選組松平片栗虎(董軒)、近藤勳(木森)、土方十四郎(阿量)、沖田總悟(耿賢)登場。至於女性二人組是阿妙(扣扣)和月詠(昀軒)。119Please respect copyright.PENANAambMBeNHnw
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現點現做扮浦澤直樹版本的小金剛(哈利)和蓋吉特(慶慶),春雨扮道蓮(聖博)和他姊姊道潤(照明),爆羅walk扮早川秋(小羅)和淀治(爆牙)。119Please respect copyright.PENANA8eP0sIVtqq
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娛人時代是兩個作品。強力喜靖扮夜神月(靖兒)和路克(喜德),高倉健高速婆婆版(丹利)和綾瀨星子(小蓉包)。119Please respect copyright.PENANAAohkeb7C6M
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妹迪in台灣扮日比野(胡迪)和保科(表妹),溱會灰扮蛇喰夢子(阿溱)和桃喰綺蘿莉(阿灰),papaya扮約翰(葉子)和倫克警官(趴趴),巧芭達扮愛德華(巧達)和阿爾馮斯(芭樂)。119Please respect copyright.PENANAULAodOXlAx
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大女子集團扮死侍(大屁)與金剛狼(茶茶),退屈俱樂部扮派大星(Luke)和海綿寶寶(Saul),四角關係扮阿奎亞(零一)、露比(阿云)、有馬佳奈(小飛)和MEM CYO(可樂)。119Please respect copyright.PENANA3SGqLURe0Z
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又兔了扮四宮輝夜(兔子)和白銀御行(又又),在笑生扮齋藤一(余銳)和志志雄真實(大弋),支薪好友扮坂本太郎(傑哥)和南雲與市(柏文),河岸JUMP扮柯南(承翰)和筆電(翰平),119Please respect copyright.PENANA5gvSWZi11G
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覺對智淨扮櫻遙(詹淨)和蘇枋隼飛(張智),火鍋不加料扮克拉拉(芋頭)和阿斯莫德(豆皮),天涯若比林扮芙莉蓮(小比)和辛梅爾(林辰)。119Please respect copyright.PENANAaqrKUWR5Ee
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游牧圖釘扮茱蒂(兔兔)和尼克(叮噹),西索(小藍),庫洛洛(魚丸),精靈翠(樽美酒)⋯⋯就連犬編和Ally,都扮成了吉伊卡哇的小八和烏薩奇。簡直就是一場大型的動漫祭活動。119Please respect copyright.PENANAvDpkr3qPMv
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康康發現大家都精心打扮,根本不是當初他們所言隨便弄弄或者直接真身出場就好。119Please respect copyright.PENANAVuE9GDFRHJ
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「康康,我想說你怎麼都不回訊息,我們後來決定要讓你扮雪諾,結果你今天扮無臉男啊?」他看著小惡魔(阿達)和龍母(哈利),又看了自己手上的無臉男面具,忽然生氣起來。119Please respect copyright.PENANAiwk5qwdLg7
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「可惡,都在玩我是吧?我絕對要成為今晚的焦點!」119Please respect copyright.PENANABjcz4OCugT
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他腦袋一熱,憤憤變出羽扇,大喊”變身!”,阿達來不及阻止和哈利一起被捲入霓虹光芒中,經過長達二分多鐘的變身時間,嶄新的康康出現了。119Please respect copyright.PENANAZyEQavbFk0
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那是一隻被卡住脖子,整個身體在巨大神奇寶貝球裡面的長頸鹿康康。119Please respect copyright.PENANAO4Bayew5VF
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他的確如願了,卻不是他想要的”西門慶”。119Please respect copyright.PENANAmJM0qLeH1P
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企鵝阿達搖晃步行來到他旁邊,手裡抓著一撮毛——其實是糖果作勢餵食,皮卡丘哈利則開心地皮卡皮卡叫著。羞恥心爆發的康康雙手捂臉說。119Please respect copyright.PENANAxGXqWufBBz
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「我以後再也不要參加萬聖節了⋯⋯」119Please respect copyright.PENANAuCe2Wge0fl
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Happy Halloween,Trick or Treat!119Please respect copyright.PENANAp9fTpKoXl2
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