ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE DUMBEST STORY EVER?!? 282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWz6BgeTkjy
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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4bd90ruZD
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr5eJMgVGb
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6e2RallBp
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbNS1hwV5Z
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvcAJb529N
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuRe9hrGcg
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvqUNkEeCQ
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gadRsE2Yx
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--282Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TvXPp5AyQ
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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