唔知點解,自從對對方嘅稱呼由 “Hinson” 同 “Nicole” 變成「周洛軒」同「黎熙雯」之後,我同周洛軒就好似變得friend咗咁。246Please respect copyright.PENANAE61zVcpBkD
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雖然之前成日一齊飲酒嗰陣都已經算friend,但段關係只係好表面,我哋基本上唔會點講自己嘢。246Please respect copyright.PENANASmxp8UAfGu
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但自從交換咗中文名之後,我哋連心事都交換埋。我亦因此知道咗Winnie —— 周洛軒個ex嘅存在。246Please respect copyright.PENANA6JMojBwRiP
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據周洛軒所講,呢個狠狠咁飛咗佢嘅ex就係佢墮落成為炮王(呢個名係我自己幫佢加)嘅根源。246Please respect copyright.PENANAuNoaAGHgUP
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「笑死,好mk。」呢個係我聽完成件事之後嘅第一反應。246Please respect copyright.PENANAfcuh5hWjiO
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「屌你⋯⋯」佢對我反咗個白眼。246Please respect copyright.PENANAJy0XwOEdF9
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我內心其實唔係好認同周洛軒俾人hurt完之後就自甘墮落嘅做法,但我都冇再講啲咩。246Please respect copyright.PENANAybxr92tiXJ
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始終都係佢自己嘅選擇嚟,我冇乜必要干涉。246Please respect copyright.PENANAEG29ofNSrc
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「咁你呢。」之後周洛軒又問我。246Please respect copyright.PENANAUjzu6AU91j
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「咩?」246Please respect copyright.PENANAScWMjoFAaU
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「點解你會搵sp?」246Please respect copyright.PENANAm7ApTt2SM6
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「閪痕囉。」我好輕鬆咁答。246Please respect copyright.PENANANwiAYm7b7J
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我唔似佢,冇經歷過佢嗰啲咁傷心嘅故事。雖然我之前都有過男朋友,但全部都係和平分手,所以唔存在「因為失戀所以要靠約炮尋找慰藉」嘅問題。246Please respect copyright.PENANAONiAamAr3a
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「吓。」周洛軒嘅表情好失望:「我同你坦白咗我自己最痛嘅經歷,你俾啲咁嘅嘢我?」246Please respect copyright.PENANACaHxv04HnO
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「唉好喇,」我都唔知點解同佢吹吹下水會變成自揭瘡疤大會:「我啱啱開始搵sp嗰陣試過沉船,夠juicy未?」246Please respect copyright.PENANAioGcB2HbAr
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「一般般啦。」周洛軒表情嫌棄:「有邊個約炮未試過沉船?」246Please respect copyright.PENANAKnxvxVoy5V
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「你都試過?」見佢講到實牙實齒咁,我即刻好八卦咁問。246Please respect copyright.PENANAjpEXfXpVct
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「咁又冇,我個心淨係得Winnie。」246Please respect copyright.PENANAWmFhWsS0rp
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「⋯⋯」246Please respect copyright.PENANAU6dmZhA3Kp
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後尾我又同周洛軒飲咗幾次酒,送咗佢返屋企幾次。每次都要面對佢媽咪嘅熱情招待。246Please respect copyright.PENANAVn7tsT5LUL
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幾次之後我終於頂唔順,下定決心唔再同周洛軒飲酒,費事佢醉咗我又要送佢返屋企再俾佢媽咪拉住係咁吹水同叫我留喺度瞓。246Please respect copyright.PENANA0dm0dNAj8e
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我同周洛軒講話呢排唔出嚟飲酒住,但就冇話俾佢聽係因為佢媽咪,費事佢覺得我唔鍾意佢媽咪。246Please respect copyright.PENANA4gSO3IpXES
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其實佢媽咪真係幾好人,只係我份人太慢熱所以唔習慣佢嘅熱情。246Please respect copyright.PENANAJ93HZPhk2v
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我同周洛軒講完之後嗰個禮拜佢的確冇再約我去飲酒,只不過好快佢就忍唔住。246Please respect copyright.PENANAqtYFgYg3g4
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「出嚟飲嘢?」呢日我舒舒服服咁喺屋企hea緊,周洛軒嘅message無啦啦彈咗出嚟。246Please respect copyright.PENANABuIxFsWzHi
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「唔出」我言簡意賅咁覆咗佢一句。246Please respect copyright.PENANA0hcp7jDzTj
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但彷彿早有預料,周洛軒幾乎係喺下一秒就send多咗個message嚟:「185大隻消巴」246Please respect copyright.PENANAxEzhaw03zL
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我即刻彈起身。246Please respect copyright.PENANAXjrFdq18sU
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呢個人真係好陰濕,出動埋美男計引我出嚟⋯⋯246Please respect copyright.PENANAmlCfKm0LeK
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「行得」246Please respect copyright.PENANAEGQCINXx6W
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周洛軒覆咗我一個奸笑嘅emoji。246Please respect copyright.PENANA4VHECZfAcF
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講開又講,其實我已經好耐冇開過齋。246Please respect copyright.PENANAn2fw1w3AWu
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自從前排喺交友app match到個自稱180 gym巴實際上係170痴肥巴之後(利申:我當時一見到佢真人就即刻跑走咗,連一條頭髮都冇俾佢掂到),我就咩胃口都冇晒,過咗一排清心寡慾嘅日子。246Please respect copyright.PENANAgjIF28NtFw
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「喺app識人梗係易中伏啦。」周洛軒知道呢件事之後毫不留情咁恥笑我。不過過咗冇幾耐,佢就被我發現學我down咗同一個交友app。246Please respect copyright.PENANA5nuo9wGwyO
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「又話喺app識人易中伏?」我對佢講一套做一套嘅行為好不屑。246Please respect copyright.PENANAKsdGsUgzH1
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「蠢人就話會中伏啫,我咁醒冇事嘅。」佢嘻皮笑臉咁講。246Please respect copyright.PENANA1uIviqMgh9
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我真係唔知佢呢種莫名其妙嘅自信係喺邊度嚟。246Please respect copyright.PENANAei53R2pwch