《一百個斷尾故》 - [Story 67－佛都有火]

阿B食飽奶，又換埋片...就放佢入BB車。

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVeyKddY9x

拎齊晒啲嘢，就落樓買餸。

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG2GKtehUV

好小心咁推住阿B行超市...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrt0suIqEl

「咦？阿B好得意喎～」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34sRbZJfJd

啲職員姨姨都對阿B好有興趣。

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jFzWuExqB

『係吖係吖～』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6T44u3jXN

我都點點頭...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICoBPbsenb

「幾大吖？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZwxs36vsv

一邊買餸...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcHWUSzDoa

『差唔多兩個月喇～』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumop9ru5Zf

又一邊同啲姨姨姐姐傾...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7P6kmfFah

「兩個月吖？帶埋阿B嚟買餸咁好嘅？佢媽咪呢？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwJ2ZvNp7v

都傾唔少嘢...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme3SkT1I7o

『係吖係吖～佢媽咪要返工吖嘛～所以咪我湊囉～』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgP1xpuwkuH

都係傾啲家事...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNoot9oxEu

「咁你老婆真係幸福喇～有老公湊仔兼買餸～」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbnlGFXd3x

『OK啦～OK啦～』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLWj79YFtT

其實老婆幸唔幸福我就唔敢講喇...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMljUuN6Q6

未結婚之前，仲拍緊拖嘅時候，老婆都已經講咗話結咗婚都要繼續做嘢。

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx9EzzlYC6

咁都啱嘅...老婆做保險嘅，都已經儲落好多客...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHqseC9fTo

到結咗婚之後，仲已經上晒位，搵得多過我幾倍...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8lFMdxQrq

咁結得婚就計劃埋生仔㗎啦～

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kD8L9mYFr

老婆一嚟就話佢搵得咁多就佢搵錢養家，我就辭咗份濕鳩文員工就專心喺屋企湊仔。

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRhOLWHAlc

既然老婆都咁講，冇所謂啦～

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY9DRlV65E

跟住電話裡面張List，買齊晒所有嘢...返到上屋企再Check多次...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mgcr1hqBM

『紙尿片有...奶粉有...洗頭水有...沐浴液有...廁...』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoMhNnDGFV

「嗚吖嗚吖！」阿B又喊喇...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v6BHHC2Zs

『點吖阿B？係唔係又肚仔餓喇？』我就安撫咗阿B先，然後又要去開奶粉...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgP5vlDMG0

「嗚吖嗚吖...唔唔...」阿B一有奶飲，就乖乖唔喊～

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4pCT6YBRe

其實湊B都唔算係好難嘅...只係要多啲耐性...最大問題唔止淨係湊B呢...仲要做埋家頭細務㗎嘛！

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1977iMXb6H

餵飽咗阿B之後，又要洗衫！又要拖地！跟住仲要晾返啲衫...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw52U3iIpz7

『呼～』總算叫做打理得頭頭是道嘅～

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwy06GDIv3

但點解好似...總係好似...缺少咗啲...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf23g7j5FUD

『吖係喎...廁所冇廁紙...要換返上去...』頭先點到去廁紙嘅時候都仲記得要換...轉個頭就唔記得咗...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kXUzQFeOu

當我一拎起卷廁紙...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsaEMo8fTT

“Just wild beat communication”電話響...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3toZ3utKG

我放低卷廁紙拎起部電話一睇...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q790pnTZV

『阿渣？』我滑動解鎖，『喂阿渣？好耐冇見喇喎～』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd60HH6F70M

「喂阿龍～」聽筒傳嚟阿渣把聲，「真係好耐冇見喇～」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvH2f48GmcB

『係咯係咯...差唔多都有...十年？都有十年冇見？』不知不覺...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecAaS0O9Eb

「係啦...都有十年喇...喂～阻唔阻你吖？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssmvS3VfOb

『呃...阻唔阻吖...』我望住阿B仲瞓喺BB床，『而家定幾時先？』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dSFQ8cMYx

「而家傾兩句先得唔得？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs8BPeIb6M

『電話都OK嘅...做咩吖？派帖吖？』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwsGu9tRMy

「點吖拖都冇得拍點派帖...」我冇等阿渣講落去...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSGbFFA5Fe

『你唔係仲等緊人吖化？』大大話話十年喇喎...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhF4bXPvgp

「個個都咁講...唔係吖！今次打嚟唔係講呢啲㗎...」阿渣好似已經答到唔想答，「我想搵你一齊組團打比賽！」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXTM7bUamR

『打...打比賽？』打咩比賽？

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtppLgxFaA

「係吖！我想組團打今年嘅高達比賽！」阿渣非常堅定！

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnqjKzo95d

『今年？高達比賽？』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeReBYPwdO1

「係吖！今年吖！我哋已經好耐冇一齊打過高達喇！所以想一齊參加今年嘅高達比賽！」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdtJBKyU0w

『咪玩啦...你都識講好耐冇打...仲邊識打...』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR73vyJcCQ

「我哋有底㗎嘛！打返幾舖咩都返晒嚟啦！況且距離比賽仲有成半年！仲有時間俾我哋操！」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcMenaSyL1

『時間？我就真係冇時間喇...我又要做家務...又要湊B...』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6KDs88xzG

話口未完...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7FRhKrtDY

「嗚吖嗚吖！」阿B又喊喇...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU87wc6BsmD

『喂唔講住喇唔講住喇！』我走去BB床，『應該要換片喇...』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiG7bHZQfhB

「喂唔係呢...」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW6d5ttp2z

『喂唔係呢湊阿B真係好唔得閒再聯啦...』

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X4E8OTbGH

「喂喂...」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrWuk2pboZ

我Cut咗線！就立即幫阿B換片！

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4ImV8e859

幫阿B搞掂晒之後，拎埋尿片去掉...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEGxXmX1bU

『打比賽？』當我掉包尿片落垃圾桶...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2my0PkFK6

「我返嚟喇！」老婆就返到嚟！

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejDYrXzKFQ

『返嚟喇？』只見老婆急急腳咁衝入廁所！

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XUOvUS3OY

「好肚痛！好肚痛！」老婆一閂埋廁所門，就好似萬馬奔騰咁！

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewu7rZgr9S

「唉都唔知食錯乜嘢！」仲要一路口噏噏咁！

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPO4FkryyYo

「痴線食個Buffet姐...仲話係酒店？一定要投訴佢！」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfZqlItyhr

老婆一路爆石一路口噏噏咁...噏咗唔知幾耐...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JVUx3slX7

「喂！冇廁紙嘅？！冇廁紙吖！！！」老婆仲要大嗌！

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNE4e9fLei

『係係係...呢度！』我拎返卷廁紙俾老婆...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREq9USWNCW

「點搞㗎？！」老婆搞掂晒又洗埋手咁行返出嚟，「廁所點可以冇廁紙㗎？你唔知㗎咩？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcYKpyyBbx

『我知...』我都未講完...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAKT40uzqc

「你知又唔換返上去？等我換吖？我好忙㗎！我返工好忙㗎！返工啲細又唔掂！又要我跟！而家返到嚟屋企又要我跟吖？你點搞㗎？咁小事都做唔好！已經唔使你出去搵錢㗎啦！淨係做屋企嘢都搞唔掂吖？咁點吖？使唔使我做埋吖？你乜都唔使做啦！」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iis1VSCag

老婆又一輪嘴咁講...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpINMN65u7h

「返工班細已經夠煩㗎喇！又有人跟錯單！又要我執手尾！而家個客要投訴上去吖！我都唔知點頂喇！」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULRPJq5VGk

然後又講佢啲公司嘢...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PYeOejj2g

我就一路聽...一路聽...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9m1EZZe0k

聽老婆呻公司嘢唔係問題...問題都係佢話我做唔掂屋企嘢...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr09HSh6mo

只係一樣姐...只係咁啱姐...咁就要話我？

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhSPgqHBwr

唔係阿渣打嚟...打嚟講打比賽...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JFHWBwT1O

我上網睇返今年個高達比賽嘅官網...諗返起細個同一班Friend晚晚喺機舖打機...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgUNVXpu7V

嗰陣打高達，根本就冇人係我哋對手～

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3eW8HTVle

我哋都係自己友打自己友～冇人敢同我哋打～

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJNilemh0U

係開心～係滿足～係好有成功感～

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4evPzYrFyp

但係由幾時開始...我變咗一個只係屈喺屋企做家頭細務買餸煮飯嘅湊仔公？

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeQPoEJj5f

最大問題係...冇人欣賞...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinQnO9qbj1

「嗚吖嗚吖！」阿B又喊喇...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFZENszAxu

我都未嚟得切起身...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrMBrNWTFT

「喂阿B喊喇！」老婆就開聲，「係唔係肚餓吖？餵咗奶未吖？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJJiAXKNLI

老婆又一輪嘴咁...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaHFdj2WpJ

「點吖？唔係唔記得要餵奶吖？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLECqDgoWV

不停咁...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7dLPPWBmk

「你有冇記住㗎？咁小嘢都唔記住？唔係又要我提呀？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l6C5EiprK

不停又不停咁...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj33pQCfa9

「我唔喺屋企嗰陣咁點吖？使唔使我打嚟提你吖？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOiNM1yv77

就只有責怪...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f3hXI0bQ2

「呢啲嘢唔使我操心啦？我已經好忙㗎喇！」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYRtvgDYRi

唔好話欣賞...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoUTWwpk60

「定係未換片吖？係唔係要我去換吖？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnFMGwWc69

連體諒都冇...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2aZtl3Tll

「乜都我做晒好唔好？」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnG4eG9I24

我開始明白...缺少咗啲乜...

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdEurRW2ZI

「你估我好得閒㗎？我好忙...」

310Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaJwEzVOrh

『收聲啦死八婆！！！』

ns216.73.216.116da2

[Story 67－佛都有火]

REGISTER

LOGIN

Interface Language:

Story Language: