各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbqkML91sz
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1、医院86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKkUHh0mCZ
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhyHQt1dXN
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAZfgea0MB
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8xFTuqwNq
周：！！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU9wYtiQ1n
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6b7hEmlDO
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8pozjccv5
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8Yu0BUoYw
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqupncx0UN2
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HvfRk2a1u
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY7WaJkcp0
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQd9b7fdv1
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1666RvocK
江波涛夺门而出。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBiVhNb0sr
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2、该说江户还是幕府？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzsdedh2BG
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaZmaosEgk
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzgnJL72G3
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9vDkBtYw2
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjZVAh4g9k
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8YpNxqD8A
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7FgWjYoL1
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjMJbBUOCD
周：……（以色侍君吗？）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCpNSDKI0M
孙：不是的！我没有！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaQlKd1b5w
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZhQE9vY5M
孙：是！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnFPEXGC8O
周：……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXLmPkTgR2
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ipljdbmeU
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8tUWlx6O9
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxqbBZexvC
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3、孙半仙和周客人86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsZpQy04XT
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBU20kVVU4
周：……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYvEvep2Lc
孙：客人你要算啥？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJJr50pSV4
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孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlTLpdycOz
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiokefgCfTb
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlUt3VqyeD
周：……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nVGyCEmxC
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuOANswwVr
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqexmNxUvRc
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tr0aIzVY6
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vQDvoJLcG
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO8MWHmwO0
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYsuWR6PmE
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcGfKAzBiJ
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1、灵异故事86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUVT8MoEDD
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAV2bDzmlF
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqHPFVeCJK
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNRseHVt1g
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRUX10XDdN
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2、言情故事86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KL2PwBP0M
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhfcXBzrV7
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxPCo5PVQm
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9Ta4jQLTz
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3、英雄故事86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2UMvCQY04
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAuR7c51Y2
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0Oujkerl6
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGe4MnSRDXa
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM0SCpv8L2
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XpU6QfB7U
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDTia5vofR
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJml0USnnA7
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hXAWgdVJz
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCFPbkXepG
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxHpyAZVty
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYA3RNt2Uc3
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0mX0gUtSc
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXvrSnNOH3
吴启&吕泊远：不会！86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AwaDYa6FX
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdMaPgIqcc
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xh1BJk7B5
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQecdK5k4B
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigQY39KPbG
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小周和二翔丘86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZheSISXAkO
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gu5Br4BCi
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHhuVNqLd3
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLoyaEFBoz
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyX1zTRUvh7
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFUBJLs0eF
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDnymftpwX
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡco0qXyfa6G
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03AJH5FPiT
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08DUSFEnim
二翔丘：阿呜。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ404y4HsFoh
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdSrcblvK9
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4NacALMQz
后来，小周收服了小明虫。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xJWBgSzgJ
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFGkqCwqjM
后来，小周收服了江波波。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbhjXg79fi
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn723zH75E
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。86Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5O0tkts4f
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！