各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZM8TPWhGS
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1、医院54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzBwzNRI7Q
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoFon7Zl9B
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3p5U3HxXkl
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZYriSB5wc
周：！！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqmfW276wg
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl0DHnVqTq
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkoBahUJLN
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXbXOCD6cr
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCpxH9XMFN
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGeRnTUxEW
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg25rH0Rwj
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdhR9dZbeQ
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEq2tiioUf
江波涛夺门而出。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAV8E1fE8T
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2、该说江户还是幕府？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwx0awSaLD
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSkSwgr8qc
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vEnk1Iix5
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC0G1I4MWq
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡze3bH4N8ur
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2K2wMjduw
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyensGauUjL
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT6PxDEGFT
周：……（以色侍君吗？）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFGxd9nViq
孙：不是的！我没有！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR4hruQ7WC
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEITnmiES3
孙：是！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTCaAyKcNI
周：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA8NPVK2CP
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPlXktAEJb
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQIY8RDj13
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHypVi1D7O
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3、孙半仙和周客人54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tY68QTlkc
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdP4StFm8z
周：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJePJxjYWwl
孙：客人你要算啥？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEHNTzLmU6
周：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIel2QGJgE
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCA1oq6geWP
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhBgmUwACL
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJuNUbojS2
周：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75OSrBK36Q
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8wnoRZ1Kf
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTqWu3eZgl
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrXQW9Gwzs
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwMk1EAqOE
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz4csHnmdI
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfJ7RqFcxS
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnrK6j9LSE
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1、灵异故事54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypRJgZGHsp
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG094qOVgkz
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGfMyykZd3
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa0cx7GEY5
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiqf8qW7lR
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2、言情故事54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8nd7xhYyE
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbWQh5izoN
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGb60h47XWo
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbY7QBg6LF
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3、英雄故事54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aSBIoKuFi
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlfHy0ZAOP
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0LT4vzaIt
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKWZ6fZYoD
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFoHvtgFHx
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8zfhc4jiY
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bpG1oX4OC
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflkIxxTPH0
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ExMmCPylf
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDV36AVUyb
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEymlf0iOnm
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81ll8BrPky
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9aItMJhlQ
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzziQi2wxn
吴启&吕泊远：不会！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedOefPsV3C
杜明：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPNV6lM9xQ
吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydMM5LoF6a
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdNKfGN5kC
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnGTd8hPiw
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9clNwirTjm
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小周和二翔丘54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OwMnWCcsL
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFZLlcnsof
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnquFoRlQOF
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEjkn8WJAo
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgbS3yrrLr
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjLBDH9QpQ
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRRWTmNWYT
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs714yUXKm
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SmqQC8RRz
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIYOS5NuuG
二翔丘：阿呜。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1COznaYpsj
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡip3EzX6oxM
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhMrgMbX8P
后来，小周收服了小明虫。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXBCBQIFMi
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsUWtOzRfB
后来，小周收服了江波波。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDhoKp5cGe
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaISTq6ysoI
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nyAWlsFpc
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！