各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPeTPKhqbI
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1、医院88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxztjSCC9GY
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe3rj1wk3l
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwirP7UHru
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9zZbtZfQI
周：！！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJMBQwVxUg
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvQ78K7eXg
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHljkRFc5H
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ506E2wQw4n
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuudJudjPdH
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FIwan43u7
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuCDliGN1y
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoGThLSN5b
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya1lEzZ50M
江波涛夺门而出。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjmYopnHcE
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2、该说江户还是幕府？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Vi3C0hZrj
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOhYLHXKe4
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKxwsE7fUs
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDklXi1Y43
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ2RkBR8VN
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIRr5zZmMB
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4jCHOLC0U
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡishIwy2zkR
周：……（以色侍君吗？）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFYme3xcEx
孙：不是的！我没有！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytnEQaObMx
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMz1iQcY6U
孙：是！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7OhKXwECn
周：……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBp7S2ivVz
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYwFCBkaTe
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YflfAIrX6
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdx5fu5lPC4
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3、孙半仙和周客人88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcy4icUYiU
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwFcR3nWvZ
周：……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXpoLX5oS6
孙：客人你要算啥？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1aemiooE6
周：……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JAOwaLlFA
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoKChsOzSO
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC0zq6p2Hu
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqumMhCapqE
周：……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNGM3xgrul
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0z18UeM88
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHPrQUsbFo
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErRn55VWRu
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMH53JGDDm
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg7Igd6JJm
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3MFaLxrja
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1、灵异故事88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwdUpnIg4m
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWyJsM2zZW
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFi9f9p4u2f
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS6Zu0NA8h
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bSxeUhX1t
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2、言情故事88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHxmXFkOtk
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0L9FO4P1Jh
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqinjlabBp
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4OpKS47MS
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3、英雄故事88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LSDwuIyqx
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkr1gLZiU6
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnr269uSjV
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuYt28UY5J
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiM70jQC9Gx
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBXzFaqZsN
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uqqtKKoY7
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQsjKpwsYp
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtDwZXRvF2
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIMgq6wgcc
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gsjapa765
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnBYobOuAr
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaM9U9zcU2
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPTxcxOVa6
吴启&吕泊远：不会！88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHmswu8mtt
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eAKrLB9vY
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSiTYVhCeL
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5edgZkb9Cn
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5APTNjHqIX
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小周和二翔丘88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g464j8spO
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2hqzlteve
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlxj7pLJup
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk1ozbRdSa
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmUFGWLnRd
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49w4zUoRI1
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoTMBR14zB
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYUCCJoT9v
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9lmPoI4KW
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoySsp7UUfu
二翔丘：阿呜。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF74wuHJnQG
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGP2zyz9HH
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MAMEHpfXK
后来，小周收服了小明虫。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHZG7cdm6W
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmOB1uJfV7
后来，小周收服了江波波。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sHiV8YXOq
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoMx1nOroJ
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTuunaapux
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！