古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRZHhpsdSV
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwaIsHADFU
於是貼出徵婚啟事：316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamM6psq9pJ
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SuyW5FMRW
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhORYqZAgxq
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCAU7WDo7P
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85PSBe4OHn
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1zGR4HEyL
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMFCilyd4S
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LvhJyyPdT
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrePgkdrlS
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyH9q4Px5x
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3VjCDaX0q
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8ZJDErMQ2
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyYyvPpYtT
可喜我文質彬彬。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWw3mu6nCP
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR37BWGFSYI
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPP4i7qz8C
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHA490bmVz
可喜我文質彬彬。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAFc03HyJz
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezSqeIjHM2
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY8u2ymOCh
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNLrcakrVT
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDK18pWiBy
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIh8JcFUOhG
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiDl0YOBso
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHIXRCEnqN
可喜我文質彬彬。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH7vCLYrNI
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oFUf0Ry50
316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6vtgah3LG
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCmqgUqPOP
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlX8VJ0pa7h
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrA2Lf2VD5
316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77zJw8dHd9
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmS4bdmYqRL
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