古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,317Please respect copyright.PENANAkL5CroQq89
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。317Please respect copyright.PENANAp9Mkcr4XH4
於是貼出徵婚啟事:317Please respect copyright.PENANAuuBqHJQPzW
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.PENANAWO3T5cxJHE
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,317Please respect copyright.PENANAyjoJcH51BV
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,317Please respect copyright.PENANAloGbw4josx
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,317Please respect copyright.PENANA1DWXCVo9LU
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,317Please respect copyright.PENANAVV0QeBKEd1
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,317Please respect copyright.PENANAqPb4Uk5ygy
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,317Please respect copyright.PENANAdh6NHb6nnl
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,317Please respect copyright.PENANATBDGw1HmPR
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,317Please respect copyright.PENANAld6aj1LCYq
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。317Please respect copyright.PENANAyXRUVJv1BF
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,317Please respect copyright.PENANAkSgPYT9ypN
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:317Please respect copyright.PENANAYO3EvhW1U4
可喜我文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.PENANA8scTm3KkaP
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!317Please respect copyright.PENANAuTdyXxpuTp
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,317Please respect copyright.PENANAwJyKNnB8ce
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:317Please respect copyright.PENANAboIrbD6VAQ
可喜我文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.PENANAp5Ynh10H8a
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!317Please respect copyright.PENANAuVeBfrgeBC
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,317Please respect copyright.PENANAdkIfj4vWgs
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,317Please respect copyright.PENANARfKdggOIqU
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!317Please respect copyright.PENANArlDl1K0pc5
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,317Please respect copyright.PENANAKaGNQgIXUy
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,317Please respect copyright.PENANAPvECDHr7w3
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:317Please respect copyright.PENANALsSDBay2nW
可喜我文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.PENANAcHcRPLBXCY
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!317Please respect copyright.PENANAefZU5JDrm8
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!317Please respect copyright.PENANArTj8egMbZH
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。317Please respect copyright.PENANA53SV2UPUmN
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。317Please respect copyright.PENANAAVsoyb54g3
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。317Please respect copyright.PENANAQKXVZIOr5k
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