古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL5CroQq89
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9Mkcr4XH4
於是貼出徵婚啟事：317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuBqHJQPzW
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO3T5cxJHE
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjoJcH51BV
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloGbw4josx
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DWXCVo9LU
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV0QeBKEd1
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPb4Uk5ygy
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh6NHb6nnl
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBDGw1HmPR
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡld6aj1LCYq
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXRUVJv1BF
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSgPYT9ypN
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO3EvhW1U4
可喜我文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8scTm3KkaP
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTdyXxpuTp
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJyKNnB8ce
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboIrbD6VAQ
可喜我文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5Ynh10H8a
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVeBfrgeBC
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkIfj4vWgs
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfKdggOIqU
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlDl1K0pc5
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaGNQgIXUy
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvECDHr7w3
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsSDBay2nW
可喜我文質彬彬。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHcRPLBXCY
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefZU5JDrm8
317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOggrYUsnb
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTj8egMbZH
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53SV2UPUmN
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVsoyb54g3
317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZnqBVrjCA
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKXVZIOr5k
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