古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,307Please respect copyright.PENANAliAdSsLB0i
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。307Please respect copyright.PENANApH6taqJr9N
於是貼出徵婚啟事:307Please respect copyright.PENANAYJPAnWw44u
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.PENANAvfhNIh1uit
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,307Please respect copyright.PENANATcTQ3XbD9r
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,307Please respect copyright.PENANA2epJo5L6zQ
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,307Please respect copyright.PENANAkbnnJ01RYL
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,307Please respect copyright.PENANASr1mJDteje
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,307Please respect copyright.PENANAx0SggJLkLI
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,307Please respect copyright.PENANAJtJFqnEuLJ
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,307Please respect copyright.PENANA0lBUipm2mV
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,307Please respect copyright.PENANAvJjT5ds5fu
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。307Please respect copyright.PENANAmInoIpqCeb
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,307Please respect copyright.PENANAOqkX5TCD5C
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:307Please respect copyright.PENANA5WO35MNd69
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.PENANAuPzSlS6zFc
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!307Please respect copyright.PENANAEVabBY6g75
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,307Please respect copyright.PENANAyoAxX6kO6t
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:307Please respect copyright.PENANAQeNj97kPEk
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.PENANA4wSyhOHyVE
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!307Please respect copyright.PENANA24BB1TRjYB
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,307Please respect copyright.PENANAOGUznwHqx5
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,307Please respect copyright.PENANAcNILGKVkO6
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!307Please respect copyright.PENANAgdzFLFyTtX
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,307Please respect copyright.PENANArPcQrh2hnh
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,307Please respect copyright.PENANAU0tomNjmqr
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:307Please respect copyright.PENANAHaH0S2uzdI
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.PENANAkqofvd8j9w
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!307Please respect copyright.PENANAmes4mw0MqJ
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!307Please respect copyright.PENANAW3JWWZCNYF
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。307Please respect copyright.PENANAJv7vF7W1a1
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。307Please respect copyright.PENANAkcNRTtcXAp
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。307Please respect copyright.PENANAkXjSe8ZQER
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