古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnx4Mtkcj4
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMGAuBYej6
於是貼出徵婚啟事：307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Bu97LQemd
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqRBZHM5tk
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIuGBC5Lyh
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy13rzqEFMo
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMulOQsuRf
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1TWjcj7My
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf28JfravAr
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FdEim5fmp
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsOXII6MW3
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOWD1A1niY
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpRQfa14di
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk9jFUdg47
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dMCCNJ42v
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKhizpTsfi
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0agvpA46Ns
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyEowO1OKs
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡny3dCd3WP8
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmGqU46eKI
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRnZMnpqId
307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2x7PXYhMg
第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCa6gq5R0h
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyC6uo79jy
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J04Ki9BV2
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6ucGHW6A8
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q1Iy1jt7T
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkhS0gP4iR
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlvPFPjrA8
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Dx3WCyv4b
307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK66iW5XKLH
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRqV9krr4I
307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKXHzeAHui
此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RNrWALEqO
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEoNFlNw6T
307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0C8jCPc5K
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni7SiLZpvg
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