古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,307Please respect copyright.PENANAmnx4Mtkcj4
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。307Please respect copyright.PENANAVMGAuBYej6
於是貼出徵婚啟事:307Please respect copyright.PENANA7Bu97LQemd
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.PENANAVqRBZHM5tk
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,307Please respect copyright.PENANAnIuGBC5Lyh
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,307Please respect copyright.PENANAy13rzqEFMo
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,307Please respect copyright.PENANAMMulOQsuRf
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,307Please respect copyright.PENANAD1TWjcj7My
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,307Please respect copyright.PENANAf28JfravAr
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,307Please respect copyright.PENANA1FdEim5fmp
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,307Please respect copyright.PENANArsOXII6MW3
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,307Please respect copyright.PENANAzOWD1A1niY
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。307Please respect copyright.PENANAqpRQfa14di
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,307Please respect copyright.PENANAfk9jFUdg47
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:307Please respect copyright.PENANA7dMCCNJ42v
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.PENANAsKhizpTsfi
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!307Please respect copyright.PENANA0agvpA46Ns
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,307Please respect copyright.PENANAGyEowO1OKs
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:307Please respect copyright.PENANAny3dCd3WP8
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.PENANAYmGqU46eKI
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!307Please respect copyright.PENANAJRnZMnpqId
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,307Please respect copyright.PENANAUCa6gq5R0h
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,307Please respect copyright.PENANAQyC6uo79jy
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!307Please respect copyright.PENANA0J04Ki9BV2
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,307Please respect copyright.PENANAz6ucGHW6A8
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,307Please respect copyright.PENANA3q1Iy1jt7T
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:307Please respect copyright.PENANAQkhS0gP4iR
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.PENANAUlvPFPjrA8
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!307Please respect copyright.PENANA2Dx3WCyv4b
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!307Please respect copyright.PENANAtRqV9krr4I
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。307Please respect copyright.PENANA7RNrWALEqO
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。307Please respect copyright.PENANAaEoNFlNw6T
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。307Please respect copyright.PENANAni7SiLZpvg
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