古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliAdSsLB0i
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH6taqJr9N
於是貼出徵婚啟事：307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJPAnWw44u
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfhNIh1uit
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcTQ3XbD9r
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2epJo5L6zQ
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbnnJ01RYL
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSr1mJDteje
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0SggJLkLI
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtJFqnEuLJ
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lBUipm2mV
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJjT5ds5fu
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmInoIpqCeb
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqkX5TCD5C
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WO35MNd69
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPzSlS6zFc
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVabBY6g75
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoAxX6kO6t
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeNj97kPEk
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wSyhOHyVE
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24BB1TRjYB
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGUznwHqx5
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNILGKVkO6
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdzFLFyTtX
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPcQrh2hnh
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0tomNjmqr
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaH0S2uzdI
可喜我文質彬彬。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqofvd8j9w
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmes4mw0MqJ
307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8T6sOxQeR
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3JWWZCNYF
307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UFArRpe9G
此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv7vF7W1a1
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcNRTtcXAp
307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaOGEIQfbU
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXjSe8ZQER
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