We all know that Oreos are perfect on their own and need no adaptations. We know about golden Oreos just being really gross version of Oreos. Let's enhance it, what is gold? An element, Ag. What else are elements? Minerals. What are minerals that everyone is obsessed with putting in their bodies? Vitamins. Perfect. People don't like putting golden Oreos into their bodies, but do you know what they will like putting into their bodies? Not vitamin flavored Oreos but Oreo flavored vitamins. Now that's marketable, Oreos should really invest in this idea. There are trying to come up with cookies and cream flavored birth control, why isn't Oreos hopping on this idea. You literally have the potential to expand to a whole new industry and yet you are staying in your little bubble of just flavoring creams and occasionally making cookies squishy. Think about an entirely unreachable demographic of health fanatics and TikTok influencers that might be in your hands if you simply take the chance. Stop bringing food to your Oreos bring Oreos to your food. Change the world.
Also "overcooked brown sugar cinnamon toaster pastry" and "that last spoonful of cinnamon toast crunch. You know the one that's pretty much all cinnamon sugar and milk? Yeah that one" because even though they aren't mine they literally emulate my entire personality at 1 AM and I thought I would mention them to the Nabisco CEOs.
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