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IM A HOUSEPLANT!

Just Mae Just Mae
May 26, 2023 357 1 Min Read
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No Plagiarism!zZgZ5yeA5NfrNyfkJcqGposted on PＥNAＮＡ

today my brain told me:

Your a house plant.

…….do I want to ask why?

yes.

okay, why?

a house plant needs, food, water and occasional sunlight.

Plants eat food?

fertiliser.

ohhhhh, I get you.

uh huh.

……….Wait……….IM A HOUSEPLANT WITH KNEES AND A GOD COMPLEX!

216.73.216.25

ns216.73.216.25da2
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