得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRupycqcW7
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzoQupxKLu
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助六：「不意外」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJP1kXhpm32
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewi7iOBVfv
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwybXgdu1n
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OHzhKbP00
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymTZXt9OQ2
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其實我一早已經有答案。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkISSAVdynT
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbk1ySlnNo
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6mp4UXPU4
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmf1xADILcG
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkoLoVotOC
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「放心啦大家！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhhqREjITJ
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdZpYkc9mq
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbM8jhKfVq
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt7eiZMDL6
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jaOrsWJiq
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCNkAIEla6
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvlmOgSknl
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4UFY8Etqa
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLfQFtgt3T
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助六：「😳」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis3tNLm1uC
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我：「。。。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgL3PknTtN9
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWRfY8bbMU
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyGqyhRcim
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUwVVEOCoc
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI7pCnJ0kb
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRUVC1L2gB
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MKvf1XCIk
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzNh0LWA8D
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6up3jwAyC
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaMVaxJQ96
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIWYnq4gwO
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XyW5hjkVy
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助六：「主人😖」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGfuNnJClt
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqJhS50ENi
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我：「屌你哋。。。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodw3JJGePR
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y9zdvUwYp
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「掛住主人😳」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGPvDhMEth
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGi1MzycZD
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH72EvDZfC5
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1LzDlbr1J
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9NXFupZpO
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMkYz0pG1M
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEsHOlxhWl
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「屌佢老母！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRIvqopDad
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw8JO8LEnl
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1XVF8iqSj
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjld2VZIqsz
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAgMjx8sBC
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq4yIjP41U
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQyJUQ5ZHR
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSvHzEuhXH
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNzgsUmLmp
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
