得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIN17I6lDu
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4R7vcI6mtf
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助六：「不意外」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBA4kKuSqx
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqa9PcP79k
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJyxREhYiv
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo2Izxk2fD
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLW8Ck1UmXl
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其實我一早已經有答案。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d0CN0gNae
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVh7xijx7F
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2amKOVfFrK
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw36qXT55vF
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdWSCz79BA
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「放心啦大家！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaRDJgz1e4
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV61KhZOYOf
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcQTQlFwsd
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMmOgwx7rI
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvqMbZZPVx
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMSjF4H7yF
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I52KSxoGR
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoy0Gyfrv9
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w22e3dX4J
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助六：「😳」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6x90ZJSO1
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我：「。。。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8IR2CDJYL
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QKTiOU9pL
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQDsk4nH1e
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKNaEmOpLg
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPBuMvF1gY
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq0QfrCdwy
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifMSwWazDZ
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xwEIrhzOb
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoeICP2q88
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH8wAoorB1
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlCtIYrdvc
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDEHS2mQCT
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助六：「主人😖」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRNqBKJY3l
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvRUl3Tku0
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我：「屌你哋。。。」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4AeCERRIs
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZQ7SR4s8h
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「掛住主人😳」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfotPp6gWIy
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASRPKyhLlb
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhh9ZSsqo9t
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7nZqP1NXi
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcsXhTt8GL
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PpMMicsbh
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSHnFvogEP
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「屌佢老母！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCbr72m6iy
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6jYgTvKyd
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWNx0mPTmT
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR9uUYr20K
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2ZuOxf7QS
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBfOSn9UrW
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw37CO7BB4
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFAiEDtb5h
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」593Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFMyTVafSH
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
