得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpQAP0DOaq
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCzs2I7y2B
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助六：「不意外」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jk3DdSC92
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaSuby2z43
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrZZe2CC5F
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvV3PklxO1
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG1EoAQghv
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其實我一早已經有答案。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo67jtr3EX2
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4PL5IFtp3
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAEfNfLB90
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gDFEPU5BL
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TWoSWSzcJ
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3jm1ob339
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「放心啦大家！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2yS0vHOqO
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi6ZGyYo0j
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s4qcwWzd1
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvGLyf3Xok
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdshyAcbyWA
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo0PSuX5VP
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOODkr4z55
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ileTO5bfA
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1iBE18fRB
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMi60HG0wD
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助六：「😳」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDnqTp6OAX
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我：「。。。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPRaUlJsXY
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVU23hKY4R
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9pqC67OgH
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLlzuH8Fgx
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZYCrQStcN
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrM1Sy5hqX
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCEHzm5Isb
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6cSETNklY
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhUQjaroUK
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0joZHuUngS
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Jqgq5ZJ1G
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gXPP7vGI4
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3a8UfWHpi
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助六：「主人😖」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBN3Hpvq1MF
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPtp1hyUk4
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我：「屌你哋。。。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DjZ3lwFYx
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC9oDoJ0rA
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「掛住主人😳」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcdtWoTpzw
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWM4lZHYsGG
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7hXyVwp4d
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VMhL21ZsH
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F8ppvNmCa
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Kez0cotrx
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zPBJZKGcJ
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「屌佢老母！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3EnwoE9GK
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX3qdygVrx
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKvzvw8tFB
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofDPbG0g9J
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau7SMnZdQ4
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhdunUfP7y
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSdxJiJfGD
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxz6NdHf9F
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMmXl7UyDt
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG92f1rDiJ
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
