得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBPQlG7Xv3
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoviQ2yQ3gX
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助六：「不意外」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOq0qzVqDf
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO9M7opGs7
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWx9szAD6L
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjo81TPRJC
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmlXhk6jza
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其實我一早已經有答案。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mOL0Z2BQw
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02mmJFXYKu
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOfpMmn4DY
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM5qp6Gdqy
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGROv5FqQK
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LujVgtWuU
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPaWSeHMVm
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWq8VFyGSO0
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIWn6mhfWx
「放心啦大家！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7CzMlsFWe
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBTRozxN57
我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6O6ixhiyh
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsi8YbYCXK
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoYhc1JZZW
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKS5Pkoomc
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DlScvF7HJ
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3UsJfdU9H
佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT32mpuzCOz
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYEPuR4spF
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lBxvRSd3z
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHGprm9T8Z
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oTdHNsnYV
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT1Jd2ndI1
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助六：「😳」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAF1lWVCnMx
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我：「。。。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMge29mtrn
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRsmPncX2u
自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9KCFig2Yn
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWFXTGojOy
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAxYjG5thP
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuLP4tKhk7
「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyGgAAn7SQ
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelL9EkM0f9
不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OL5uJPPyC
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB6dmuf9Hn
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrvgkpijLI
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW94ml4L0S
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w4NlF9nn7
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2nDTkKUS4
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5pQWSSmX8
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD53y5n0xh
「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEzJwV4SZo
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwtO3szMOE
意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdF9yTGUT6
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBpqpIb3UO
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助六：「主人😖」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZLIDbAeeG
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe7Y1lDGn8
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我：「屌你哋。。。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wz3RZYode
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhihtX2PWj2
雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vgecBERY5
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FoJ15OrSn
「掛住主人😳」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHw4czwOWJC
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmN8bqmfvkh
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68UXg5HcpP
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKn38NoR1g
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPfjAm2qCh
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6SZQMcInB
「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKHIfXRmGT
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHTOJYPlka
「我要傾甜呀！！！！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0wb3zeVFQ
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「屌佢老母！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQPX4Inr1M
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5i5pgI0Jy
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZSRKKRR5k
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1uxKaKJGY
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuVSx4xUwb
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCTbWKQJQN
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj3kxnB5j6
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosvB0IJSwN
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPc48IkjHzo
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVomSUxqTS
助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVAjhcztl3
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRoc44M3Xh
我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWMdy0LWD7
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9GIuEUz0A
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwhbwCmYLd
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsd8OF5p7R
我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
