這是發生在大專的時候，當時的我是二年級生，所以我們的教學大樓在學校的圍牆邊，算是一個相對隱密的小徑，但在校門口是看得到這條小徑的。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN3wTV5Egm
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並且我們也基本上都是在一樓上課，所以坐靠窗的同學時常會把垃圾都丟去外面。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOe76bfiWh
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然後呢?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UObZz7IQv
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然後就被罰去當志工。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIh07I5PEe
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對，我就是受災戶，當了70個小時的志工，重點我才丟兩次而已。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpUnaZ2pgp
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我記得很清楚，一次是菸盒，一次是菸蒂。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBYVPpwmJw
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沒錯喔，學校不能抽菸，所以我被加重70個小時，當志工真棒......(哭。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWmeZsNHPB
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偏題了，讓我們切回主題。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyqqR9VSZd
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某一次我腹中的尿意非常的急，但當時我們教學樓旁邊的廁所再重新施工，我根本無法尿，你們懂那種感覺嗎?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4P80DBs4x
當時我努力思考著該怎麼完美化解此次危機，腦袋飛速的思考著，這邊是媒體大樓，隔壁是醫護大樓......277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5DqSqnP7j
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以我現在的姿態走過去醫護大樓估計會被別人當成怪人，因為我現在走路雙腳會夾得緊緊的，彷彿就跟企鵝走路一樣的滑稽。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWibpHkkGZ
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不要騙我，你們一定也有過。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZXLcYilCo
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現在有三個選擇讓我去選:277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISyiwM88VB
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1. 走去醫護大樓的廁所。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtAQhMwM0F
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2. 直接尿在隔壁的小徑圍牆上。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvCzWmvJTN
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3. 尿在褲子裡。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlJ7VzbAGN
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沒有，第三個選項是我開玩笑的。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd2CCmq23g
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主要只有前兩個，去醫護大樓實在對我現在的膀胱太不友善了。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4YpOa00GL
所以只有一個選項了!277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ApB5t1ySg
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尿在圍牆上!!!!!277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2lA8lrx0K
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因為我是系學會的所以才留在學校比較晚，想想現在也是放學後了，大家應該都走光了，我便二話不說衝去小徑那邊。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKNIFut3Wk
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我解開了褲襠那顆封印住的鈕扣，拉下讓我極度崩潰的拉鍊，掏出**準備發射。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWVDEiGwrL
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說命運玩弄人就是這樣，偏偏我剛剛看得時候就沒人的，從隔壁走廊走過來的三位學妹，用一種不可言喻的眼神看著我。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEYbz4TghC
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她們在我的右側，距離差不多有100公尺以內吧。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfHSHZFe5p
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但我早已掏出，並轉頭看到了他們，她們也看到了正在準備的我。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ846Og6TcXx
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一瞬間，一陣黃色的液體，從下半部噴出。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNxJLJ8C4R
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並呈現了一道完美的拋物線，我一陣酸爽，並不由自主地抖了兩下。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqoF3Ddmzt
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對，全程她們都看到了。277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tXZ5hujyr
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靠北**版277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAoTCtSS6L
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某人留言說:「可以請學長不要在圍牆上畫畫嗎?」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4frWJuyKkB
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此生最大陰影277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAwlas3T3v
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