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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠，拜師不？
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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15-1. 又添萌徒757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVgqrL0Usc
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此次回萬花谷僅為學新輕功而來，加上無名夫子早在三個月前就出谷雲遊了，兩人便在休息三日後準備再次啟程，然而，計畫卻讓一位不速之客打亂。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vLejQrA7x
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「師父在上，請受弟子一拜！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFDdTsgAVR
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不甚寬廣的廳堂裡，傳泰伊板著臉端坐喝茶，好似不見跪在地上的沐為靄。苗貝兒卻是吃驚得一張嘴幾要合不攏，連捏在手中的山楂果都忘了吃，「小靄，你……你是要拜我徒兒為師嗎？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtL8AnDyERk
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「是呀，我想拜大哥哥為師。」沐為靄抬頭仰望的小臉滿是崇拜，「我照大哥哥說的話服藥和泡藥浴，本來還不知道為什麼要這麼做，但幾天後，我發現之前練功時的不順全都消失了，才明白大哥哥為何問我膝蓋的事，大哥哥真是太厲害了。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7hjZto0gX
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呃，幫忙治好膝蓋就要拜師的話，那不是得師父滿街跑了？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6w7SQAEBit
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饒是如此，自家帥徒兒受此讚揚，苗貝兒仍倍感臉上有光，得意之情顯露無遺。傳泰伊瞧他驕傲得像隻小孔雀，不免也嘴角微揚，眼底盡是寵愛，然而，他回答沐為靄的語氣卻依然冷漠，「在下江湖資歷尚淺，沒什麼可教妳。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKhFg4fVJs
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「可是……」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLpocBeoPR
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見小女娃失望的可憐模樣，苗貝兒倒有些不忍了，好歹人家小小姐一個人大老遠從藏劍山莊追來萬花谷呢。他抓耳撓腮地思忖安慰言詞，就聽沐為靄嬌嫩的黏嚅嗓音說：「我真的很希望能跟師父和貝貝師祖一起闖蕩江湖行俠仗義呢。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM1G4zpflt
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「咦咦咦？」苗貝兒漲紅了臉驚呼：「小靄剛、剛、剛叫我什麼？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvka42PzPg
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「貝貝師祖啊，大哥哥是我師父的話，貝貝是大哥哥的師父，那不就是我師祖嗎？」沐為靄揚起好天真好可愛的笑容，深深覺得不只大哥哥醫術高明武功高強，連看起來弱弱的貝貝小「姊姊」也氣海充沛內力驚人，能發出眾山莊姊姊們都無法比擬的驚人叫聲，絕對是她學習的好對象啦。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xDOHQllVh
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師祖耶！是師祖耶！聽起來超帥超霸氣超威風啦！757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFeSbyjaGs
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不明所以的苗貝兒樂壞了，立馬巴眨著大眼黏向傳泰伊，「徒兒徒兒，想你隨為師闖蕩多月，也算有所小成，不如收個徒兒壯大我師門，好將天下道義傳遞下去，造福更多世人，為師也吃得開心……我是說略感欣慰，略感欣慰。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOLCXO0uNT
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這分明是想藉機向沐家人蹭吃蹭喝吧？傳泰伊無語瞄向那吃貨饞樣，但見小傢伙滿懷期待的晶亮眼眸，不禁脫口失笑道：「隨你。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYcsonGQDU
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「喔耶！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNXB45PCTh
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聽那聲歡呼，傳泰伊笑意更盛，隨即又是一黯。他思及自身來歷實在不宜與人多有牽扯，便凝眉正欲改口，豈知，苗貝兒已歡喜斟滿一杯茶，催促道：「小靄快來給你師父奉茶，敬過這杯茶後，你們就是永遠的好師徒囉。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF6iZI11qW
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「好！」沐為靄立馬跳起來，接過茶杯朝傳泰伊恭敬一拜，「師父請喝茶。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa7FmDY7aO
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「你們……」傳泰伊微蹙眉頭，不肯接過。這女娃心性單純又出身嬌貴，若真拜他這罪人遺子為師，豈不壞了名聲？757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkFH75nsf1
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苗貝兒見他這般，便湊過去甜甜一笑，「以後我們就多一個家人了。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo41woZ85E
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家……757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLBSLSA8O7
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恍若蘊含魔力的二字，令傳泰伊失了最後一絲抗拒，接過這杯拜師茶。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4srLGTnto
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「謝謝師父，弟子定不負師父和貝貝師祖的期望。」沐為靄開心說道。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCONerz3c4
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傳泰伊默然看了眼她嬌憨的燦笑小臉，無奈心想，紙終會包不住火，若有那日到來，還盼這孩子眼裡的景仰仍真誠如初。
雖然收了個可愛又乖巧的小徒弟，但人家一個嬌滴滴的小女娃又是千金小小姐，怎樣也不好就這麼直接跟兩個男人在外奔波勞苦，至少得讓她回藏劍山莊再修造個兩、三年功夫才出來闖蕩為佳。於是，他們趕忙飛鴿傳書通知了沐家人。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO73y8UZi3h
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果然，此時的沐家上下正為沐為靄的擅自出走焦慮不已，一收到來信，沐夫婦立刻率大批侍從連夜趕來，又送謝禮又賠不是，深怕寶貝小女兒給兩位俠士添了麻煩。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggUFa1BsUl
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「沒事沒事，在下能收小靄作徒孫，也是深感榮幸啦。」苗貝兒說得客氣，拿人鮮果的手卻毫不客氣地往嘴裡送，吃得可歡了。傳泰伊見小傢伙又有當金魚之跡象，只得先將禮盒一一收起，也算是應了沐家懇請他多關照愛女的承諾。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN7ho4Mbqb
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沐為靄依舊天然呆地點頭道：「我也好榮幸能做貝貝師祖的徒孫呢。啊，那是我們家自己種的桃子，很新鮮很好吃的，師父和貝貝師祖要多吃喔。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1oEFU8WnI
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「可是，小靄徒孫，這麼好吃的桃子吃完了怎麼辦？」吃貨焦點永遠不在正題。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTFzeY9yxV
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「沒關係，貝貝師祖傳書跟我說，我馬上叫人送來。」小天然呆實在夠聽話，說白點，就是很好拐。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VJZR4oorQ
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「耶！小靄徒孫真乖，來，賞你一顆桃子。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrokk7rCy8
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「謝謝貝貝師祖。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g6qdaEZtS
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這年齡與輩分差混亂的兩個小活寶，已讓沐家爹娘囧了。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwjbEkFyCg
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送沐家人出萬花谷後，兩人揮別了依依不捨的沐為靄，一路快馬加鞭西行，沿途順手清了幾個狼牙營地，阻擾幾次邪教行動，奔波數日，終於抵達亂世中的另一繁華之地——成都廣德鎮。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizkbXqTKOK
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「看一看，自家種的，絕對新鮮！」蔬果大嬸熱情地拉著生意。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D5i4tpGNC
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「寶入本行，價格公道。」拍賣行掌櫃笑吟吟地招呼各路買家。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHgyCNd0qi
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「沒有一塊好炭，精準的火候，哪得神兵問世啊？」碳火小夥拍胸保證貨真價好。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tyd6jJxPA
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這廣德鎮無論是規模或面積，都稱不上一個大城市，但人潮卻是更盛。喧鬧吆喝的市販叫賣、喝采叫好的街頭切磋、快意暢笑的聚眾集會等等，令初來成都的傳泰伊頗感訝異，廣德鎮雖不如揚州地大精美，卻亂中有序，倒也充滿了生機。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMacn5LO3oU
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「徒兒，徒兒，為師跟你說喔，到了這裡可要注意一件事。」尋了客棧休憩後，苗貝兒壓低聲音似小心翼翼，眼裡卻笑意狡黠，「你知道惡人谷與浩氣盟常互相爭地盤的事吧？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxryKRhLPYn
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傳泰伊瞧了眼他分明等看好戲的表情，「嗯。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDz14wiaA8
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「像金水、巴陵、瞿塘峽……都是他們經常在爭的地盤，偶爾還會互相打到總部據點去，常常打得亂七八糟天昏地暗，連路過的中立人士都深受其害。」苗貝兒皺眉鼓臉地搖頭晃腦道。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wt1mqdnf0
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「怎麼說？」實在看不慣小傢伙故裝老成的滑稽，傳泰伊輕嘆地掏出一顆桃子遞去。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6idxttF5o0
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「徒兒真乖。」苗貝兒歡喜接過桃子，咬了一大口後，才嚼啊嚼地繼續說：「比如啊，中立人士不過輕功飛過他們的戰場，就被底下刀光劍影給閃得不小心卡住摔下來，或是明明在非戰場區騎馬散步，也被他們打太兇造成的地震給晃得動不了，實在是太可怕了！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DI6KmN3ly
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苗貝兒快速啃光桃子後，又一臉神秘地說：「還有啊，徒兒知道三大殺手嗎？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NGjwjQt5V
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忽然跳躍的話題，讓傳泰伊抽了嘴角，「略有所聞。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mKjJzSYrl
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「咦？徒兒只聽過一點點？那可不行啊，對於知識的學習，怎麼能只有一點點呢？當然要全方面地瞭解啊！」苗貝兒無視傳泰伊的黑臉，擺出一代宗師之姿，正色負手道：「武林三大殺手：天外來客、滾燙的溫泉、世界王。記住，這三大殺手超可怕，不管是浩氣還是惡人，通通都拿他們沒輒，徒兒千萬不要去惹喔。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XCr928KhG
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「……」傳泰伊已放棄解釋，索性又掏出一塊酥餅，正要遞去就被奪走。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKu9SUx9ru
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「唉呀，徒兒聽課要專心，這餅為師幫你吃了。」苗貝兒嘴裡說得嚴肅，啃餅的神情卻滿足至極，對傳泰伊的無奈絲毫不覺。吃完了餅，他才抹抹嘴接著說：「這殺手排名是有學問的，第一名是天外來客，因為他來無影去無蹤，且無時無刻不在殺人，幾乎每天都有人死在他們手上。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8geBkRsYc
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這時，窗外街上傳來一陣敲鑼傳報的吆喝：「注意！大家注意！銅鑼燒幫的洪竇尼、暙卷幫的花森焚，分別在太原和成都被天外來客殘忍地殺害啦！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiPe84NEFy
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還真是說曹操，曹操到。苗貝兒大驚摀住嘴，免得天外來客發現他在嚼舌根而找上門。但好在天外來客估計沒空理他，等好半天都沒動靜，他才拍拍胸口，連忙換個對象，「第二名，滾燙的溫泉，一樣無人能敵，見者皆逃，但由於地點僅限千島湖的湯島，所以殺傷力僅次於天外來客。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnkVIqt3tR
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傳泰伊捏了捏鼻樑，嘆道：「這跟你之前說惡人與浩氣之爭有何關聯？」
「為師這就要說到了嘛。」苗貝兒自動取過傳泰伊面前的茶，喝了一大口解個渴，「這第一和第二都是不死傳說，但這第三殺手世界王就不一樣了，他雖然是一個組織，卻是可擊敗的，所以惡人、浩氣與中立人士時常聯手討伐其成員，以維護天下百姓的安寧。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ559uecd5t9
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「然後？」其實，這些傳泰伊都早已知曉，就不知苗貝兒究竟葫蘆裡賣什麼藥，偏這小傢伙的思維實在跳躍，他也只得耐著性子慢慢等。757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUIZp1GTd4
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「然後就是，大家明明說好要一起聯手討伐的，結果，打著打著，惡人和浩氣就自己打起來了，也不管中立人士是否被世界王打得慘歪歪，搞得大家討伐了老半天都沒個完，沒參與討伐行動的路人也被戰火牽連，摔的摔、卡的卡，真是造孽喔！」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm0UoVo7Fr
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苗貝兒越說越心痛，好似自己便是那些受害者之一。他喝完了茶，又向傳泰伊討了個桃子啃了半天後，才意識到一件事，「啊，說起來，其實世界王平時也不殺人的，都是武林人士自個兒愛去討伐他們，才會死傷無數，果然呀，仇恨使人盲目，以暴制暴是不好的。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78qImQMWAG
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傳泰伊默了又默，最終沒忍住憋了許久的一口氣，額冒青筋問：「這些跟到了成都何關？」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XR7CrRx38
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這次，換苗貝兒默了又默，才眨著無辜大眼，撓臉乾笑，「呃，我忘了我原本想說什麼了。」757Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpUdFnjZS5
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