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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠，拜師不？
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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10. 楓華好基情961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4LCDJPtjZ
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「咱們奔雷營的兵都是響噹噹的豪傑，我們絕不會放棄任何一個兄弟！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2aZVA2AIW
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「嗯嗯！說得好！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJb42zODgb
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「所以，還請兩位俠士助我們一臂之力。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET2YfpiCzU
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「先……」某俠士正想開口周旋，卻被迫不及待一展身手的少俠打斷。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWrgBlz4Mx
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「沒問題，要做什麼？打壞狼牙屁屁？扮鬼嚇人？還是偷下瀉藥？小爺我都很拿手唷！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiaOJaLDia
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「請幫我們把傷兵搬回來。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPylALEqMM
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苗貝兒看了看周遭一個個人高馬大的壯漢士兵，再低頭瞧了瞧自己不及他們一半的身高，露出呆茫的神情。傳泰伊無奈地扶額輕嘆，小傢伙又魯莽要吃鱉了。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyBS0MnpxP
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自一個月前重逢後，兩人在平津村逗留了數日，便再次踏上闖蕩江湖之旅。苗貝兒這趟千里尋徒，做了萬全計畫，打算實踐西遊明教的承諾，雖然途間需經過戰亂地區，但他們倆皆非手無縛雞之力的平凡百姓，又有彼此相互照應，故無須憂慮。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJwdDvo30q
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誰知，他們才到洛陽沒多久，苗貝兒無意間打聽到兩位舊識的近況，便突發奇想，堅持要去一趟楓華谷，又一路調皮折騰經過的狼牙兵營地，弄得叛軍人仰馬翻士氣大亂，因而搗蛋出名聲來，受到當地唐軍的徵召尋求協助。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx0JmJCJsg
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「徒、徒兒？」沒想到會接到自己最不擅長的苦力任務，苗貝兒立馬哭哭地朝聰明的帥徒兒投去救命眼神，可惜，傳泰伊決定要給這不聽話的小笨蛋一個教訓。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn9cw2fuRf
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「自己應的承諾，自己做。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HHtqn1RjP
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「嗚嗚嗚，可是為師答應的是咱們兩人份的說。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjGD6v0lOb
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於是，震天殺伐聲中，一身書生儒袍卻高大有力的傳泰伊，一手一個傷兵，健步如飛，輕鬆自如，苗貝兒卻眼神已死地背著比自己高壯兩倍的大漢，步履蹣跚，欲哭無淚。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BNyt5pgx3
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「那個……少俠……」背上的傷兵大叔忍不住開口，「幫俺抬高一點啊，這腳都埋到地下了。」 961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMa0Bak3pF
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（有圖有真相 / 蕭寶貝是貝貝的小號）
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苗貝兒顛起只提升一咪咪的腳尖，努力告訴自己，軍人保家衛國很辛苦，他忍啊忍！961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d2j8kQgLI
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「少俠，你怎麼不動了？營地就在前方啦。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvmOH7VB1V
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苗貝兒吸了吸鼻子，努力鎮定道：「看不到路怎麼走？你先把手從我臉上拿開呀！」 961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWM2BpaExfW
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（有圖有真相）
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「少俠，這個俺也沒辦法，俺的手就長這麼『高』啊。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fxtNqDOnQ
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可惡！這歧視矮子的混蛋啊啊啊！961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQ8qy5VwgU
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這時，一名藏劍山莊打扮的蘿莉少俠背著一盔甲士兵路過，瞧了眼苗貝兒的窘狀，發出一聲噗哧嬌笑，遂靈巧飛奔而去。未過多久，又陸續有幾名不同門派的蘿莉少俠越過他們，同樣背著傷兵，同樣輕盈敏捷，令苗貝兒納悶地定睛一看，竟見她們背上的傷兵皆嬌小玲瓏，不似他背上的那位大叔粗壯，便不禁一愣，「等等，原來你們不是每個傷兵都一樣大隻嗎？」 961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5HWUuEON9
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傷兵大叔聞言，才突破真相道：「俺們另有一隊傷兵是專給小姑娘搬的，哎，少俠，能加快腳步不？再不趕緊點，俺又要倒回去打滾了。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnDtjvREf5
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原來不是歧視矮子，是歧視「男」矮子，天理何在啊？嗚嗚嗚！961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRjRhTSUcS
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事後，他跟自家愛徒提起此事，竟也引來一頓恥笑。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFudQMecRWp
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「讓你自作主張。」傳泰伊涼涼吐槽。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8idLc0Qmr
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「連徒兒都要欺負為師，為師心碎惹。」苗貝兒不依不饒地趴在桌上左右搖擺，整日的勞動讓他又累又餓，求徒兒安慰也不得順毛，心靈受創極深，實在需要……961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6IFXI88Hu
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「炒剁椒肉爪，想吃就去摘些桂花來。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jq4X1RLp1
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「喔耶！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrhk96fEjH
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小吃貨一掃萎靡精神，興奮地奔向最近的桂花樹，口水滴滴期待愛徒的美味料理。正埋首處理肉爪的傳泰伊，望了眼那歡快哼唱的小身影，一向清冷的面容竟浮上了溫柔的笑意。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe31dWVi0N8
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由東橫越過滿目瘡痍的楓華谷，剿了一路肆虐為亂的狼牙兵後，他們總算來到西境的紫源山，探望苗貝兒幼時與七秀師父在稻香村結交的兩位舊識。僅耳聞這兩人事蹟的傳泰伊，默然旁觀這場不甚順利的久別重逢。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiPcu5HhKy
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「毛毛！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStA3vdnAIB
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「莫大……莫雨……哥……」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmByNdrTYc
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「毛毛，你又和我如此生份，這懸崖，難道你都忘了？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLeGfxmEZp
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「雨哥，我一日都未曾忘記過。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gVYa9S59Z
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一位是舉世聞名的大俠遺子，亦是浩氣盟盟主的親傳弟子——穆玄英，小名毛毛；一位是自小患有心病、備受惡人谷谷主器用的接班人——莫雨。這對自小相識相親的好兄弟，竟於失散後有了不同的境遇，走在截然相反的道路上。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3CLLVdHVD
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相較於苗貝兒的不勝唏噓，傳泰伊卻因他們的交談而思緒飄渺。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZxmjtbIac
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「那時我們二人還是手無縛雞之力的孩童，卻被那些所謂正義的江湖人士侮辱欺負，逼著我們二人交出性命……我們吃過的苦，受過的罪，該讓那些人一一償還！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NVrUMzpL9
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「雨哥，我們好不容易才有能力保護自己珍愛的東西，又何苦用這力量去摧毀別人珍愛之物……雨哥，莫要再弄髒你的手。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCg84qW4AsM
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「殺人償命，天公地道！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNirOLUvcCC
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殺人償命，天公地道……那被留下的人呢？961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU88lIPSTy
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「徒兒？徒兒？泰伊？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NFIHGa9zh
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傳泰伊回過神，見苗貝兒於眼前跳啊跳地揮著手，便握上他的手拉至身側，「結束了？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobTOrxhm67
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「聊完了，唔，應該說是被打斷了吧。」苗貝兒理所當然地貼過去，任由傳泰伊摟著他走向拴馬處，絲毫不覺有異，「剛才真是超驚險的，謝大叔忽然半路衝出來說要殺莫雨，還好王大叔及時出現把謝大叔趕跑，不過毛毛也被謝大叔拉走了，莫雨超難過的，他們倆好不容易才相聚的說。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeJuCD8aMd
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「大叔？」傳泰伊的表情頗難以言喻。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghjtm52Vwa
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「對呀，謝淵大叔和王遺風大叔啊。」苗貝兒說完，才意識到什麼，立馬一副教育口吻道：「喔，徒兒見識不多，難怪認不出來，他們就是浩氣盟盟主和惡人谷谷主。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLRxhSPr5q
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「我知道。」傳泰伊無奈輕嘆，雖然他未行過萬里路，卻也讀過萬卷書，究竟他在小傢伙眼裡是有多不食人間煙火呢？961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiHqi56ddg
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「嘿嘿，那你知道王大叔很愛吹笛子嗎？」苗貝兒賊笑地聳起肩膀，偷覷一眼遠處正勸導莫雨的惡人谷谷主，壓低聲音說：「他的笛聲絕對會讓人終生難忘喔。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJTAkpFCK3
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看小傢伙那狡黠神情，傳泰伊便知絕不會是好話，「怎麼說？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex3NRamrb3
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「有次我受人之託，幫忙送個物件給王大叔，正好遇到有人自願加入惡人谷，王大叔他一高興，就當場吹起笛子表示歡迎，結果……」想起了當時，苗貝兒皺起一張小臉，「窩的媽啊！真是一輩子都忘不了的可怕說，嚇得我把東西扔了就跑，可憐那位大哥還跪在那哭哭不敢動呢。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuAWsHHRYl
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大名鼎鼎、霸氣萬千的王大谷主竟也是個音痴？這令身為藝術殘障的傳泰伊不免嘴角失守。這時，他警覺到當事人似聽聞對話而投來一眼，便連忙握拳輕咳一聲，正色道：「對前輩不得無禮，以後莫再隨意玩笑。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3VwzN9MIM
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「嗯嗯，徒兒說的是。」苗貝兒立即受教般應承，隨即更小聲說：「為師以後會認真玩笑的。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO1SR5z2Rz
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這皮孩子啊。傳泰伊沒輒失笑，捏了下苗貝兒的鼻子後，便牽著人騎上馬。自從他們曾在金水鎮共乘一匹馬後，小傢伙就越發頻繁地半途跳來他的馬上，久而久之， 他便索性直接兩人共乘，放另一匹馬獨自跟在後頭，省得這皮孩子老做危險事。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1UorgcDpp
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忽然，苗貝兒抬頭問：「泰伊，如果我們有天也像莫雨和毛毛這般的話，你怎麼做？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFJZrVdDU0
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傳泰伊沈默了片刻，鄭重道：「我不會讓這個假設發生。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5Stx3m7nE
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「嘻，我也是。」苗貝兒往後靠在他胸前蹭了蹭，笑得好不燦爛，「不管發生什麼事，我們都不可以放棄彼此喔。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj1T3bZ0vI
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這宛如互許一生的誓言，令傳泰伊揚起滿足微笑，「嗯，絕不放棄。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQyVcGi5sa
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第一段是任務吐槽，叫個小孩跑進戰火區背大人，拖得傷兵腿部以下全埋在土裡，手還卡在人家眼睛前面什麼的，我看到時整個囧到不能，拜託官方修一下畫面啊OTZ961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjNMVewiBB
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