Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqtSEz0U1U
- iPhones are SEXY306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZ2YD7jiJy
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP0HefH1aj
- YOU LIE306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPVuc95J7k
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsreDYgT7Dj
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfREsE0NXDb
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsYVrPpqfJ
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk6mNssaXV
- Character development is only possible through murder.306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIShUmUNGTY
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSytgwNqEVx
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ1Al8BRSe
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWblTxG1sjx
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIjOpQrpbj
- i like the *bling* *bling*306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3xnFjcyFq
- hashtag accessorize306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG6iVyvHM5
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuxDKDV1US
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksu5Toga6m
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkwrpsPsFo
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkN53WAhvB
- we're done here, you butcher.306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXMWPUllCS
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tg1B43mNA
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO0pJiXjNa
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dtzpMih53
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurRnwFRS6A
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFewpyWAWp
kid 2: sure. 306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi3ExqX68X
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP9HprTxRj
kid 2: ... sure.306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMtG0MatRk
