Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIwAe8RGMy
- iPhones are SEXY399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOA3lxTkmoR
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsWsrPN9H6
- YOU LIE399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPi1jplP6K
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J24703x8w
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwV520UV7Z
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjhV59pfzG
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxHkLZXEM0
- Character development is only possible through murder.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c1rlk6HSR
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe3HRqku5O
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH4h9kTagf
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLBqIGPSKh
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSFkVoBOO0
- i like the *bling* *bling*399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6wpotl7nb
- hashtag accessorize399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3fFDjglGU
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhqq33IzEg
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjsGx9sRaz
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbZktDJCye
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr3DyBGeHy
- we're done here, you butcher.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ551cKSOyNR
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0ucT1hpzg
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rAdggvliy
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFm201Emrd
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq8OuZUDNL
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6Z1TtUCmb
kid 2: sure. 399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF77pNgcjl
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRmHmxRfS3
kid 2: ... sure.399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCqeFtrC6X
