Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJzd4nn82u
- iPhones are SEXY298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWScZYKKd8
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5d9GlZnI1
- YOU LIE298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoZ7iVMiQT
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hmzvPDjOM
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH2wj3qH8E
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaBlNLmChd
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRD94tDMtb
- Character development is only possible through murder.298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡard5foTozG
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9QMhUqvYg
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB19fFFR48
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmVQuRjZuX
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS58tPB7ejV
- i like the *bling* *bling*298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiioiOlZrOT
- hashtag accessorize298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bxn7ChHZ5
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheG7hb9qms
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJirgXNuDO
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYdZFnWqXq
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnpivq3nxs
- we're done here, you butcher.298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LpJ5w9eSe
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhLLnX5dZF
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhRKTuZFHE
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5daGu4ST3Z
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylNpoxI1S6
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLSzUlJasp
kid 2: sure. 298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdxP1KHbht
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS15I7HKjr
kid 2: ... sure.298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlZeVke9U1
