Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXHWkHJeDH
- iPhones are SEXY402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm708URmFJZ
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbKF23BruU
- YOU LIE402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfvx5yM7du
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaLZNuHWbI
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OLM02veUg
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbcpdauwVl
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSU27uBL6D
- Character development is only possible through murder.402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEatTsonvyn
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfwCusSwej
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjtLHUW0bF
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga3Tc4bDDh
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOreHxrOlG
- i like the *bling* *bling*402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbmZgiYIYw
- hashtag accessorize402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKkd26yeni
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHgZjCxemn
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyGyispD7z
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40el1a5hv3
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewDDxHpodu
- we're done here, you butcher.402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj40mh6eUY
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOZhBbIl9r
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkkzhsTd5T
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo5j0XmBb6
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Iywds8zPV
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8t6tBr49eB
kid 2: sure. 402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNhkBJdYm5
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMzI96m03R
kid 2: ... sure.402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVF80V4YYa
