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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZg7FdMG7A
一、直接說。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnuGLlKBS5
「我想分手。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROH9ojBZHT
「好。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB63TX6CAED
？！這麼乾脆……758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEv8XvE3d7
「那……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0NlIRbmYE
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9m8g2QVxze
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESxrNdKrgz
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2kxPYO9lo
「……好吧。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XJVf92ZQn
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgraNl3m6cY
「根本算不完啊！！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ856VQZDPPp
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL2oFfOYCS
「……我不玩了。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrGzMRlBG0
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二、劈腿。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQpRAhR949
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qTrMfU1K1
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrk4ceUbCF
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNDte4lP7h
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpHHuoA5We
「……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUpbU5LGlg
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI3x6DLfuh
「……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbXFdx1znP
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wxiqRGL6b
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三、我躲！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCAtQNnFQS
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu0BVl3KYo
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡob2H28b509
錯了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrY2m0qMrB
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHqtEwuA3S
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXbgMKJqVp
「……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYjiSMR3br
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw62FIHH3I
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