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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIYLLsOhbU
一、直接說。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh7C8mpKd0
「我想分手。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgSTzV3Qds
「好。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcwQWlt4mo
？！這麼乾脆……661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj07Qzurmf8
「那……」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHP1WSIN6c
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgfKr1nRrs
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbr8hMilHK
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbVhGkjmLq
「……好吧。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax6HyVdX3B
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNcZrrmUHz
「根本算不完啊！！」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8UaA5fn4T
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KUZ5RPAsR
「……我不玩了。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim0xvCzkmf
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二、劈腿。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbriLHIw1V
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5tD1MbmVF
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF72jjLdPg
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtUNmSTiJh
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zcivoEVVN
「……」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofZUDCm5z2
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPP4YbGstG
「……」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavb5hf48ww
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiHris8bn0
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三、我躲！661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwv4VrFIjy
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO2SJFG0YH
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83VVx6MXQk
錯了。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCNQAvB3Eg
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQns6I9zASi
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodjvoEuxfp
「……」661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmq8y4SxSN
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？661Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjDMxpziPj
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