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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPWMnvj8lo
一、直接說。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNoHU5cvZI
「我想分手。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VyV9JiiXd
「好。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxBpX4egL2
？！這麼乾脆……662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzzgVaaXZz
「那……」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl3zOWAjrR
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZR5jdMNnK7
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWtMdXz206
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzs2jxZPWn
「……好吧。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ouXK51usp
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDz60at28y
「根本算不完啊！！」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fYBEQ4Cne
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrmc1CR4om
「……我不玩了。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbupeFNzE7g
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二、劈腿。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0YSv9x8Ye
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvdVORnNS3
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82cvgs9OBq
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0svCzPdGKR
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0py2vYaAWD
「……」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M6cIaeqYX
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWuZ9AzSgo
「……」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpKiWzQxMN
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpn8NRmnHn
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三、我躲！662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW9X0qzT8H
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFmQdy7miJ
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zktHUiFOg
錯了。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydVkEyeYIb
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQUmihKaea
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH45vSDb5Yd
「……」662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIY1fM9u3M
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？662Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNfoOac8zB
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