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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoBCcVomLk
一、直接說。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35UwmhnybY
「我想分手。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzpXkswHO6
「好。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGL3rlukTx
？！這麼乾脆……758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5IrZrpPe0
「那……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0QKhmebjF
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxm7ef7PB0A
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxJ23FPJj2
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYjgiLhXxJ
「……好吧。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1DAmaJnnf
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPx128n6fU
「根本算不完啊！！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEQnkdixBw
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BMOqaBRlJ
「……我不玩了。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZSq7Rui3S
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二、劈腿。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHssNHpkoAl
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCjhCnx66n
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSqt0W9EKx
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHy5Fstxhz
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFkHAWVDgl
「……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE8DWUYyAj
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrIfRkUPo6
「……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUzeT14ibn
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjo2XHywHS
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三、我躲！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ88Qck6Zj2
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tUUHrhLn1
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyGQvFgqQT
錯了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUazN6YoML
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUOLWRbNSm
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kpFZ3nba9
「……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumoEt6ezpu
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICk0ek7Rd0
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