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微微微故事: 三個傻佬愛游泳 (東加豆)

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大黃、二雄和老三，別人叫他們"三孖"，友情好得不得了，沙灘是他們的老地方。

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游泳池是好，可是要收費，他們寧可選擇從家打開門便能看見的沙灘。

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你打我我打你、你潑我我潑你，漸漸他們喜歡了游泳，更一起當個救生員。

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可是，原來救生員是不能糊口的，別說人家對這份所謂專業的尊重了。

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他們只好垂頭喪氣地離開，投身別的行業。

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大黃做了物業管理。

二雄全職做網購。

老三是水電工了。

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光陰似箭、十五年就這樣過去。

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老婆有了子有了、一切生活都好了，他們又再見面了。

不去酒樓、不去酒吧，他們都要去沙灘。

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見面令他們再游泳，游泳令他們再見面。

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最近社區舉辦游泳比賽，入圍者除了有獎金，更可以去區外比賽。

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比賽當日大黃正準備出門，可是老婆發脾氣，假日卻不陪她，肯定有別的女人。

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大黃直呼冤枉，怎樣解釋老婆還是不相信。

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大黃無可奈何說：好了！我出公告欄吧！我大黃今天是去參加游泳比賽！要是去見別的女人，天打雷劈、家無寧日、死無全屍! 

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大黃把告欄吧貼在各大社交平台。

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說得這樣狠毒，老婆只好放人了。

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大黃匆匆趕去參賽場，他看見二雄喘著氣。

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二雄看見大黃，急不及待吐苦水起來：女朋友說他是呆子，不懂女人心，今天是最後通帖！

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要參加游泳比賽呀！

二雄解釋了老半天，結果把女方氣跑了！

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二雄單身了好幾年，好不容易才找到對象，大黃不禁苦笑。

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二人等了一會兒，比賽快開始了，老三還沒來。

　　

他們打電話給老三，可是接電話的不是老三，對方只說：老三病了，不能游泳然後掛線。

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二人想不了太多，因為比賽快將開始。

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就在這時，一輛汽車剎停下來，有人被擔架床抬出，那人吊著鹽水還說: 我要游水!

那個人正是老三。

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大黃慨嘆：為了游泳，我不要老臉，你不要老婆，老三連命也不要！

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寫作日期：2022年11月17日

開始時間 : 9:30am

完結時間 : 11:00am

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圖.文. 東加豆

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想說...

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很希望給我一個機會讓大家認識我，同時也給我機會認識大家。

希望別人看我的文章時，會購買、會收集。

更希望的是我的作品，除了為自己帶來價值，更希望為他人帶來價值，甚至乎升值。

謝謝!

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