Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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To lift his spirits.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mQ6nLQx31
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSKQNNJCvX
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Claude.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ5ehO1gTp
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx1Zl85APN
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Demeter wasn't working.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9h3KYt9pb
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k3FFAwd6I
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
Genie: Weurd, but alrught.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTUOShoo4Y
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSQxt8k5IR
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"Bison."568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPTrYZ7Dyw
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Bread is like the sun.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kXS76mJoN
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgcvBX6Fvp
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiBYscBe6b
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKucKszxMRK
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Its butt.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS15MpEWJvp
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN4kq7iObI
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc93EnJHlI
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First, a tractor.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYD7uW9KPB
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9WhTAvNku
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Gravy.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSKk6AkDXo
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJELWJ8UgJf
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Now he's a rockstar.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKevKxIPIVA
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmr6xvVp2mk
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Do trees poop?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLkSoahYOF
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLNZRY0ZVF
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHOpQPODPV
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYmOh2vTwh
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhR3ZR354A
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She couldn't control her pupils.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEotL2PLrbm
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What do peppers do when they're angry?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCVEpUDSaQ
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They get jalapeño face.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFVmpQ7u9y
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Today someone told me I am average.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5dZ0YXkxU
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I told them that's just mean.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfbKgfq5xz
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm7mGfWSyI
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Pointless.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxFbmQ6lv8
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
Dude 2: "Brochure."568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZZJw7kjFw
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvAqfOWiWz
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JjAf0fu5e
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCunKt9kwX
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I tried yesterday but I mist.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZyB16mIiw
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpmTQb2aP9
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iuBKUzuTV
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmDbIV29aq
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDi5WD28ahC
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What has four wheels and flies?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf8mYnjk93
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A garbage truck.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkh3IQFY4pQ
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbNMki9i6B
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWMPwxbVGU
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH2Vap0pOo
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Uh, yeah. That's all I got.
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