爆豪變成了一隻貓了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf8dU1vP8t
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這事情聽上去很匪夷所思，事實上，爆豪也是這麼覺得。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OYaffEdT6
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如果事情不是發生在自己身上的話，他大概也只是會嗤之以鼻的帶過。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VH9Hai8MB
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然而現實就是這麼的殘酷，當他的骨節分明的手變成了貓咪的肉掌，英俊的臉變成了一個傻呼呼的貓臉時，想死的心情都有了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ76O0sQPXu
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爆豪趴在地上進行思想鬥爭了幾秒鐘，就放棄了思考。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpWYc3xhOB
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畢竟遇到這種事情，明顯不是思考就能解決的問題了，與其浪費時間在想這種不管怎麼想都想不出結果的事情，還不如趕快瞭解現狀比較好。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEb8GgsHPq
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於是他從地上站了起來，環顧了一下四周，然後更加絕望的發現，他不僅變成了一隻貓，這裡還他喵喵的不是他家。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWC3vjZNfE
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還能有甚麼事情比這個更慘的嗎?327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmzQTPqkhx
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答案是有的。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEIb4HgZEs
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當他聽到隔壁房間傳來了東西掉落的聲音，他的第一個反應是鬧賊了，第二個反應是，不對，這裡不是他家，所以鬧賊也不是賊闖進他家。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u25ZUpN9w
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接著，他就聽到了更加巨大的騷亂聲，簡直就像是有人手忙腳亂地想要從床上爬起來一樣。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9tEztqia2
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然後門推開了，他看著面前的人，震驚了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlNRZZmApp
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面前的人揉著睡眼惺忪的眼睛，頂著一頭亂糟糟的綠色卷髮，邊打著哈欠邊走了過來，一身的白色短T和松垮垮的短褲，看上去整個很廢宅。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMAn5IHPqp
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接著那個人走到了他的面前，把他抱了起來。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJ1cqYHfxm
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爆豪看到了來人的臉在他面前放大了數十倍，接著用一個看上去還帶著困倦的笑臉，笑咪咪的抱著他，用手捏了捏他現在滿是貓毛的臉說327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMX4BvmXn7
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「早啊毛毛，你今天好反常啊，怎麼沒叫我起來呢?你不餓嗎?」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtXFhDyggx
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那是因為老子不是你的毛毛啊！白癡廢久！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EJgAQljWz
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爆豪瞪大了眼睛，看著抱了一會兒又把他放下去的那人，那人邊揉著眼睛，邊走進了廚房。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfWy2Z2MBk
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回到上述問題。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknB7Uzv0r2
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能有甚麼情況比現在變成一隻貓，還他喵喵的不是在自家而是成了別人家的貓這事還要絕望嗎？ 327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8VHLF12ow
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當然有。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZf6Yg4zLl9
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比這還要慘的事情就是，你不僅是變成了一隻貓，而且還是你以前交往對象的貓，更重要的是，你還不能在他憐愛的摸著你的頭時，一巴掌拍上去跟他說，老子是你前男友！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ728Nkin9eQ
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啊啊，這個事情怎麼想都很悲傷啊。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjSe2HR66d
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爆豪很悵然地想著這件糟糕透頂的事情。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31tlXmSb0g
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然後一盆帶著好聞味道，看上去像餅乾，但理智告訴他，這應該是貓糧的東西出現在他面前。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqo0peaCiH
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爆豪忽然意識到一個更加更加困窘的問題。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24SuUViD90
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這是要他吃貓糧的意思？？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNBWWxVSsY
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喵喵喵喵？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUQRqk1hVu
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爆豪最後還是像現實妥協了，雖然理智上他並不想要吃這盆東西，並且想要高冷的用爪子把這東西推開。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcf8S6Tsj7
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但實際上，他不僅沒有推開它，反而湊近了貓糧，並且感覺到自己的肚子真的發出了咕嚕嚕的叫喚聲。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9VsLXJ89U
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啊啊，也是啦，畢竟他現在是一隻貓，貓咪對貓糧產生反應貌似是個很正常的生理現象。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ehH4fJ5Ki
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爆豪自暴自棄的想。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgyAZK1kQy
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可以的話，他希望可以把這個事情帶進墳墓裡去。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jILFyr7xO
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而現在唯一的目擊證人只有眼前這個給他貓糧的傢伙。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGLU0LO8Iz
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於是在綠谷還不知情的情況下，他的貓就開始思考起了如何暗殺他這個現任主人的事情。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOShN1abuhF
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幸好綠谷不知道現在的貓不是他原本的毛毛，而是他那個脾氣暴躁，想到就來氣的前任男友，不然估計綠谷也會有想死的心。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FpmIerms3
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綠谷摸了摸毛毛的頭，毛毛是自家老媽幾年前開始養的布偶貓，但自從媽媽去年因病去世後，這只貓就正式成了他的兒子。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAgjgd6XPG
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也幸好毛毛脾氣就跟自家溫柔的媽媽一樣好，不僅體貼懂事，也不吵不鬧。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3o6e2Vmxyn
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記憶中唯一聽過他叫最多次的時候也只有他和爆豪分手的那天晚上。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmUxdWN98E
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他自言自語的對著毛毛說了很多不著邊際的話，說來也奇怪，毛毛就好像聽得懂他說甚麼一樣，他每說完一句，貓咪就喵喵了幾聲，像是在附和他的話一般。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB276n4slH
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貓怎麼可能聽得懂人在想甚麼呢?327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjoD1z4wPO
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綠谷苦笑，然後繼續陷入自己的憂鬱情緒中。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUfNvdt2Dq
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那天晚上他是真的覺得痛苦，但他打開手機通訊錄，滑了一圈，還是誰也沒聯繫。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudWVZFwbsU
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當時實在太晚了，他不好意思拿分手這樣的事打擾別人，但負面情緒席捲上來，止也止不住，想一想眼淚就流下來，想做事又身體發軟動也動不了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFH7srKB2D
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最後乾脆放任自己腦袋一片混沌，抱著貓自個兒喃喃自語了一晚。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFMnlWA4pJ
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事實上他現在也還沒好，但生活要繼續，他除了他自己還有一隻貓兒子要養，現實沒給他太多時間去多愁善感、顧影自憐，於是，他吃完早餐，準備去上班了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t0wN50UzW
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走時他看了看貓盆的地方，盆裡已經空了，毛毛也不知道跑哪裡去了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISMJpHMhYo
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他心裡覺得奇怪，他每次出門前，毛毛總是會在大門口目送他離去的。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWCmKeLu1v
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這次怎麼這麼反常呢?327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXbMEj4Q1Y
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但鬧鐘提醒的聲音提醒他上班要遲到的事實，所以他也只是聳聳肩，沒放在心上。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi15kdvpQR1
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畢竟他又不是一隻貓，他怎麼可能懂一隻貓在想甚麼?327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBWVPktJ9h
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