佢地各人揸住槍,矛頭直指「金元彬」!196Please respect copyright.PENANA6DAndymcWj
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上咗金元彬身嘅四眼仔即刻退後,我就以聯合國行動隊伍人員嘅身份,擋喺Chris面前。196Please respect copyright.PENANAz6gdUFQmQK
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「Go away!」Chris叫我走開,並用手推開我。196Please respect copyright.PENANAi51ejZFO8r
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「汪汪!汪汪汪!汪汪!」上咗油頭仔嘅亞狗,亦都行埋嚟擋住Chris。196Please respect copyright.PENANA29qSfSzMwh
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Chris嬲到面都紅曬,以為我調轉槍頭,同敵人聯手。196Please respect copyright.PENANAnyFGwXjDGb
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「你冷靜啲聽我講,呢三個人同我分別調換咗身體,我變返自己,佢地三個就撈亂咗,而佢地入面,無一個係金元彬!」196Please respect copyright.PENANA1hns9wMXEP
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「What the fuck did you say!」Chris露出迷茫同憤怒嘅表情。196Please respect copyright.PENANAmBIWP5smuG
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要令對方相信身體交換呢件事並唔容易,睇嚟需要多啲證據先得。196Please respect copyright.PENANA6vWTAoxWEA
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然而成件事嘅「始作俑者」就係嗰位泰國巫師。196Please respect copyright.PENANAhAPuApldo2
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我打開電話,將佢send俾我嘅訊息show出嚟:196Please respect copyright.PENANAEXEliZFUj3
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「呢個人係泰國巫師,大約一個月前,我親自去泰國搵佢,請佢作法幫我交換身體!所有嘢都係源於呢一度!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAU2HEparfrS
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「Just fuck off!」Chris完全無耐性聽我解釋。196Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7faEVnxbD
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呢啲嘢睇怕口講說不清,既然係咁,唯有就親自俾佢感受一次。196Please respect copyright.PENANANdNPv7bXj1
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「Chris!Open your mouth!」我再上前攔住佢。196Please respect copyright.PENANA0CKQXVyrym
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「What?」佢張開口,剛發出個「Wh」音,我就隊兩隻手指入佢個口。196Please respect copyright.PENANA87UOdVCFug
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跟住佢一合埋口,啲牙就咬到我嘅手指。196Please respect copyright.PENANAC4CezOBPek
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一秒後,我地兩個同時打咗個冷震,互相交換咗身體。196Please respect copyright.PENANAkAaIhAGTBi
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「What…what the fuck!」196Please respect copyright.PENANANk2pMQDm1E
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當佢見到自己變成咗我,而我又變咗「佢」,當堂嚇咗一驚。196Please respect copyright.PENANAFYronqCax3
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「你依家應該明啦!呢個世界就係有body swap呢啲咁離奇嘅事!」我同佢解釋。196Please respect copyright.PENANAwT0rWhEI4f
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Chris o撚咗嘴,面上嘅表情極度震驚。196Please respect copyright.PENANAqTWYOGmxux
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我喺佢手上拎過自己部電話,開返巫師發送嘅訊息出嚟。196Please respect copyright.PENANAcJdWhJiCrs
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訊息嘅內容全部係泰文,我以「Chris」嘅身份,問旁邊嘅翻譯員識唔識翻譯。196Please respect copyright.PENANAJgVo81QH2T
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對方睇咗兩眼,點頭話識,隨即就翻譯咗嗰幾段未讀嘅message。196Please respect copyright.PENANA3DpLaod4ZU
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第一條如下:「對唔住,我發現我教錯咗你念口訣,導致成個『身體交換』程序都出咗錯!你依家嘅情況好危險,一旦被咬就會同人交換身體!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAAFkM9ozVk6
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第二條:「你睇唔睇到我嘅短訊?睇到嘅話請回覆!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAUl27Qiz97p
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第三條:「本來我打算飛嚟香港,幫你消除句錯誤嘅口訣,可惜睇新聞見到香港出現喪屍,導致無法成行,十分唔好意思。」196Please respect copyright.PENANAioPHUOT3M6
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呢吓終於都真相大白,原來唔係我搞錯咗步驟,而係個泰國巫師教錯咗我。196Please respect copyright.PENANAEumZYj0w2t
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我再叫翻譯員用英文翻譯一次,特登係俾Chris聽。196Please respect copyright.PENANAYiSG6uqp9B
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「我同你身體就交換咗,呢度又有證據,你依家信未!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAwxkU4yLREB
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Chris好肯定咁猛點頭,然後催促我快啲調換返個身體。196Please respect copyright.PENANAFx1AvZHrRD
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於是我叫佢咬返我一啖,跟住大家變回原狀。196Please respect copyright.PENANAIiqSCJVytK
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回歸返自己嘅身體後,Chris心神仍然未定,不停重複住呢句:「Unbelievable!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAAFHgCZGpUb
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的而且確係令人難以置信。不過事實擺咗眼前,輪唔到你唔信。196Please respect copyright.PENANAq7D9daqxjN
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假如我早啲俾佢咬,或者就唔使解釋咁多。196Please respect copyright.PENANALea5gOjgrB
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「所以你之前講嘅嘢都係真話?你同金元彬交換咗身體,你變成咗佢,佢就變成八爪魚?」Chris借翻譯員把口問我。196Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5GvLHmu8Q
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「係呀!我真係無講大話架!」196Please respect copyright.PENANAAqk2AaMjFb
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「即係你本來係八爪魚?」佢問。196Please respect copyright.PENANAff9k6qE3up
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我搖搖頭否認,跟住將自己變換身體嘅歷程,簡單快速咁講一次。196Please respect copyright.PENANA8frwJZUiFa
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Chris一邊聽,一邊「Oh my God」咁發出驚歎。196Please respect copyright.PENANAw6ZUO9wp51
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聽我講完一問,佢就問佢最關心嘅問題:「咁隻八爪魚依家喺邊?」196Please respect copyright.PENANAoPJJS9mWaL
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「佢已經瓜咗,條屍就喺呢個基地嘅垃圾站,就同嗰個『美國隊長』一齊。」196Please respect copyright.PENANASDSkgKwHNu
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「美國隊長?」196Please respect copyright.PENANAdwmUjZSqFa
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「咪就係做間諜嘅二五仔,佢話佢身上有定位追蹤,你地搵到佢就會搵到隻八爪魚。」我回答。196Please respect copyright.PENANAch8RL8rWyO
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Chris拿拿臨分派人手去搵八爪魚同「美國隊長」。196Please respect copyright.PENANAHyT2kWtyJK
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「另外喪屍病毒嘅解藥,就收埋咗喺金元彬嘅屋企。」我對Chris講。196Please respect copyright.PENANA1IJA5G1bPM
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「你喺邊度收到風?」196Please respect copyright.PENANAz9q1JDBltC
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「係金元彬個手下同我講架,佢話自己良心發現,希望轉做污點證人。」我指住油頭仔講。196Please respect copyright.PENANALtQppeqtTy
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對方立即向我抱以疑惑嘅眼神,佢似乎唔明白點解我要幫佢講說話。196Please respect copyright.PENANAocZhlHp0Lf
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佢係就係有份策劃以及散播喪屍病毒,只不過無佢嘅話,我一定無機會上返自己個身,更無機會企喺呢度講嘢。196Please respect copyright.PENANA4JiMDmUTj8
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所以我想幫返佢一次,當係還個人情。