佢地各人揸住槍,矛頭直指「金元彬」!199Please respect copyright.PENANAu9zIYEuuPR
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上咗金元彬身嘅四眼仔即刻退後,我就以聯合國行動隊伍人員嘅身份,擋喺Chris面前。199Please respect copyright.PENANAuGG7MohgnP
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「Go away!」Chris叫我走開,並用手推開我。199Please respect copyright.PENANAsK28NfPB2R
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「汪汪!汪汪汪!汪汪!」上咗油頭仔嘅亞狗,亦都行埋嚟擋住Chris。199Please respect copyright.PENANATix06SVVaP
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Chris嬲到面都紅曬,以為我調轉槍頭,同敵人聯手。199Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZSTM9NZUW
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「你冷靜啲聽我講,呢三個人同我分別調換咗身體,我變返自己,佢地三個就撈亂咗,而佢地入面,無一個係金元彬!」199Please respect copyright.PENANAx2CoVU5TAh
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「What the fuck did you say!」Chris露出迷茫同憤怒嘅表情。199Please respect copyright.PENANAW6m2ilQzIM
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要令對方相信身體交換呢件事並唔容易,睇嚟需要多啲證據先得。199Please respect copyright.PENANArwMqpLMExj
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然而成件事嘅「始作俑者」就係嗰位泰國巫師。199Please respect copyright.PENANAIZW5fHvUm2
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我打開電話,將佢send俾我嘅訊息show出嚟:199Please respect copyright.PENANA93OhSFZiNc
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「呢個人係泰國巫師,大約一個月前,我親自去泰國搵佢,請佢作法幫我交換身體!所有嘢都係源於呢一度!」199Please respect copyright.PENANABSgyj2qJiR
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「Just fuck off!」Chris完全無耐性聽我解釋。199Please respect copyright.PENANApKnJRRiEhM
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呢啲嘢睇怕口講說不清,既然係咁,唯有就親自俾佢感受一次。199Please respect copyright.PENANANhrYGyneWi
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「Chris!Open your mouth!」我再上前攔住佢。199Please respect copyright.PENANAqpN59qO6pq
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「What?」佢張開口,剛發出個「Wh」音,我就隊兩隻手指入佢個口。199Please respect copyright.PENANAwfJ1JvjTLQ
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跟住佢一合埋口,啲牙就咬到我嘅手指。199Please respect copyright.PENANApyyhKkAH5c
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一秒後,我地兩個同時打咗個冷震,互相交換咗身體。199Please respect copyright.PENANAJBgn3MYSWR
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「What…what the fuck!」199Please respect copyright.PENANAdU2G6n9TzF
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當佢見到自己變成咗我,而我又變咗「佢」,當堂嚇咗一驚。199Please respect copyright.PENANAG5Iz5RYzpd
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「你依家應該明啦!呢個世界就係有body swap呢啲咁離奇嘅事!」我同佢解釋。199Please respect copyright.PENANAuFzABNFrX3
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Chris o撚咗嘴,面上嘅表情極度震驚。199Please respect copyright.PENANAiAMHeVXohS
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我喺佢手上拎過自己部電話,開返巫師發送嘅訊息出嚟。199Please respect copyright.PENANAPB7qIKWljp
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訊息嘅內容全部係泰文,我以「Chris」嘅身份,問旁邊嘅翻譯員識唔識翻譯。199Please respect copyright.PENANAzcWUqnL2YW
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對方睇咗兩眼,點頭話識,隨即就翻譯咗嗰幾段未讀嘅message。199Please respect copyright.PENANAJeU5L7MoXf
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第一條如下:「對唔住,我發現我教錯咗你念口訣,導致成個『身體交換』程序都出咗錯!你依家嘅情況好危險,一旦被咬就會同人交換身體!」199Please respect copyright.PENANAgPiTzFWg2i
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第二條:「你睇唔睇到我嘅短訊?睇到嘅話請回覆!」199Please respect copyright.PENANA2LKH0cttSU
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第三條:「本來我打算飛嚟香港,幫你消除句錯誤嘅口訣,可惜睇新聞見到香港出現喪屍,導致無法成行,十分唔好意思。」199Please respect copyright.PENANAy9JY74yomU
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呢吓終於都真相大白,原來唔係我搞錯咗步驟,而係個泰國巫師教錯咗我。199Please respect copyright.PENANAdOWLxm4Tja
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我再叫翻譯員用英文翻譯一次,特登係俾Chris聽。199Please respect copyright.PENANAvItKOQ9rIj
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「我同你身體就交換咗,呢度又有證據,你依家信未!」199Please respect copyright.PENANAmBp44OB5Lt
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Chris好肯定咁猛點頭,然後催促我快啲調換返個身體。199Please respect copyright.PENANAaZehf5agtF
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於是我叫佢咬返我一啖,跟住大家變回原狀。199Please respect copyright.PENANAJE9JjunByy
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回歸返自己嘅身體後,Chris心神仍然未定,不停重複住呢句:「Unbelievable!」199Please respect copyright.PENANAMAAnBA9jWB
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的而且確係令人難以置信。不過事實擺咗眼前,輪唔到你唔信。199Please respect copyright.PENANApVl1tcWfes
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假如我早啲俾佢咬,或者就唔使解釋咁多。199Please respect copyright.PENANAPvjRDYHYmC
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「所以你之前講嘅嘢都係真話?你同金元彬交換咗身體,你變成咗佢,佢就變成八爪魚?」Chris借翻譯員把口問我。199Please respect copyright.PENANAGQpHJuW67h
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「係呀!我真係無講大話架!」199Please respect copyright.PENANAMUYuvkM5i4
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「即係你本來係八爪魚?」佢問。199Please respect copyright.PENANAnM9PPpR30v
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我搖搖頭否認,跟住將自己變換身體嘅歷程,簡單快速咁講一次。199Please respect copyright.PENANAGUAAeEd34m
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Chris一邊聽,一邊「Oh my God」咁發出驚歎。199Please respect copyright.PENANAu0ZJq9dAkM
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聽我講完一問,佢就問佢最關心嘅問題:「咁隻八爪魚依家喺邊?」199Please respect copyright.PENANAvUTrenIwnp
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「佢已經瓜咗,條屍就喺呢個基地嘅垃圾站,就同嗰個『美國隊長』一齊。」199Please respect copyright.PENANAx68JrgT8ZX
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「美國隊長?」199Please respect copyright.PENANAxCLfD5v9WF
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「咪就係做間諜嘅二五仔,佢話佢身上有定位追蹤,你地搵到佢就會搵到隻八爪魚。」我回答。199Please respect copyright.PENANA0KOYGy689x
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Chris拿拿臨分派人手去搵八爪魚同「美國隊長」。199Please respect copyright.PENANAwmWhC8csJo
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「另外喪屍病毒嘅解藥,就收埋咗喺金元彬嘅屋企。」我對Chris講。199Please respect copyright.PENANAPhYtLhtDfw
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「你喺邊度收到風?」199Please respect copyright.PENANA8fMQz20JOh
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「係金元彬個手下同我講架,佢話自己良心發現,希望轉做污點證人。」我指住油頭仔講。199Please respect copyright.PENANA9DrlsqAzcN
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對方立即向我抱以疑惑嘅眼神,佢似乎唔明白點解我要幫佢講說話。199Please respect copyright.PENANApnpjAzLKY6
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佢係就係有份策劃以及散播喪屍病毒,只不過無佢嘅話,我一定無機會上返自己個身,更無機會企喺呢度講嘢。199Please respect copyright.PENANACBsLmdkpgC
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所以我想幫返佢一次,當係還個人情。