佢地各人揸住槍,矛頭直指「金元彬」!203Please respect copyright.PENANAe1sIzr65La
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上咗金元彬身嘅四眼仔即刻退後,我就以聯合國行動隊伍人員嘅身份,擋喺Chris面前。203Please respect copyright.PENANAmSO4fPSvmf
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「Go away!」Chris叫我走開,並用手推開我。203Please respect copyright.PENANAq1mZebajXi
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「汪汪!汪汪汪!汪汪!」上咗油頭仔嘅亞狗,亦都行埋嚟擋住Chris。203Please respect copyright.PENANAubijgDX9gS
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Chris嬲到面都紅曬,以為我調轉槍頭,同敵人聯手。203Please respect copyright.PENANAyDnfdGFICB
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「你冷靜啲聽我講,呢三個人同我分別調換咗身體,我變返自己,佢地三個就撈亂咗,而佢地入面,無一個係金元彬!」203Please respect copyright.PENANA3SZ60my59s
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「What the fuck did you say!」Chris露出迷茫同憤怒嘅表情。203Please respect copyright.PENANAzFOh2hhQuo
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要令對方相信身體交換呢件事並唔容易,睇嚟需要多啲證據先得。203Please respect copyright.PENANAK9CGWNDEml
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然而成件事嘅「始作俑者」就係嗰位泰國巫師。203Please respect copyright.PENANAjr8aNUw0OF
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我打開電話,將佢send俾我嘅訊息show出嚟:203Please respect copyright.PENANAMKusoU7thl
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「呢個人係泰國巫師,大約一個月前,我親自去泰國搵佢,請佢作法幫我交換身體!所有嘢都係源於呢一度!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAdAm7EhtIss
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「Just fuck off!」Chris完全無耐性聽我解釋。203Please respect copyright.PENANAO2didP9IEL
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呢啲嘢睇怕口講說不清,既然係咁,唯有就親自俾佢感受一次。203Please respect copyright.PENANAakg8kuIB9G
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「Chris!Open your mouth!」我再上前攔住佢。203Please respect copyright.PENANApIlM0SP40G
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「What?」佢張開口,剛發出個「Wh」音,我就隊兩隻手指入佢個口。203Please respect copyright.PENANA9lOhSWbV0L
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跟住佢一合埋口,啲牙就咬到我嘅手指。203Please respect copyright.PENANAPv2shuMDzW
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一秒後,我地兩個同時打咗個冷震,互相交換咗身體。203Please respect copyright.PENANAMpQGDg4khr
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「What…what the fuck!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAzs3MZO8hhb
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當佢見到自己變成咗我,而我又變咗「佢」,當堂嚇咗一驚。203Please respect copyright.PENANAK3CNs24CZC
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「你依家應該明啦!呢個世界就係有body swap呢啲咁離奇嘅事!」我同佢解釋。203Please respect copyright.PENANAtaVQS22IUr
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Chris o撚咗嘴,面上嘅表情極度震驚。203Please respect copyright.PENANADLfbNQUblf
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我喺佢手上拎過自己部電話,開返巫師發送嘅訊息出嚟。203Please respect copyright.PENANAB37lKsMvCO
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訊息嘅內容全部係泰文,我以「Chris」嘅身份,問旁邊嘅翻譯員識唔識翻譯。203Please respect copyright.PENANAecNXFY6Y4G
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對方睇咗兩眼,點頭話識,隨即就翻譯咗嗰幾段未讀嘅message。203Please respect copyright.PENANAxAC62d5f0X
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第一條如下:「對唔住,我發現我教錯咗你念口訣,導致成個『身體交換』程序都出咗錯!你依家嘅情況好危險,一旦被咬就會同人交換身體!」203Please respect copyright.PENANADSa9nx5MTk
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第二條:「你睇唔睇到我嘅短訊?睇到嘅話請回覆!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAcuPItbGzRo
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第三條:「本來我打算飛嚟香港,幫你消除句錯誤嘅口訣,可惜睇新聞見到香港出現喪屍,導致無法成行,十分唔好意思。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAkw5EZi12wR
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呢吓終於都真相大白,原來唔係我搞錯咗步驟,而係個泰國巫師教錯咗我。203Please respect copyright.PENANAWfyJG9nt5o
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我再叫翻譯員用英文翻譯一次,特登係俾Chris聽。203Please respect copyright.PENANAt1vWe4F0Pn
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「我同你身體就交換咗,呢度又有證據,你依家信未!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAWnGUR6t10B
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Chris好肯定咁猛點頭,然後催促我快啲調換返個身體。203Please respect copyright.PENANACN8Kz0PGrv
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於是我叫佢咬返我一啖,跟住大家變回原狀。203Please respect copyright.PENANAmvWI7VgKHI
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回歸返自己嘅身體後,Chris心神仍然未定,不停重複住呢句:「Unbelievable!」203Please respect copyright.PENANASXNmcp4IkY
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的而且確係令人難以置信。不過事實擺咗眼前,輪唔到你唔信。203Please respect copyright.PENANAnQ7MysmFuU
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假如我早啲俾佢咬,或者就唔使解釋咁多。203Please respect copyright.PENANAd7S3DdKJGr
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「所以你之前講嘅嘢都係真話?你同金元彬交換咗身體,你變成咗佢,佢就變成八爪魚?」Chris借翻譯員把口問我。203Please respect copyright.PENANA6SASfCJRkX
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「係呀!我真係無講大話架!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAEBrYNPXII3
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「即係你本來係八爪魚?」佢問。203Please respect copyright.PENANAcTiuKiuNcv
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我搖搖頭否認,跟住將自己變換身體嘅歷程,簡單快速咁講一次。203Please respect copyright.PENANAL3ZgIhR0pZ
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Chris一邊聽,一邊「Oh my God」咁發出驚歎。203Please respect copyright.PENANAEzlAs7Mht2
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聽我講完一問,佢就問佢最關心嘅問題:「咁隻八爪魚依家喺邊?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAS2jr9rEvp9
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「佢已經瓜咗,條屍就喺呢個基地嘅垃圾站,就同嗰個『美國隊長』一齊。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAJDHeCY8bmC
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「美國隊長?」203Please respect copyright.PENANA21goiW7212
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「咪就係做間諜嘅二五仔,佢話佢身上有定位追蹤,你地搵到佢就會搵到隻八爪魚。」我回答。203Please respect copyright.PENANAOJesU6dv3I
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Chris拿拿臨分派人手去搵八爪魚同「美國隊長」。203Please respect copyright.PENANASZEJT3PAZO
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「另外喪屍病毒嘅解藥,就收埋咗喺金元彬嘅屋企。」我對Chris講。203Please respect copyright.PENANA2ebFtjCjEc
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「你喺邊度收到風?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAcNVMzqWFgh
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「係金元彬個手下同我講架,佢話自己良心發現,希望轉做污點證人。」我指住油頭仔講。203Please respect copyright.PENANA9lUA6N0mk0
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對方立即向我抱以疑惑嘅眼神,佢似乎唔明白點解我要幫佢講說話。203Please respect copyright.PENANAAYaEgnieGs
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佢係就係有份策劃以及散播喪屍病毒,只不過無佢嘅話,我一定無機會上返自己個身,更無機會企喺呢度講嘢。203Please respect copyright.PENANAXh7hm1vYjp
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所以我想幫返佢一次,當係還個人情。