我的名字是林雙芙,我還記得小學時老師教字形結構,對稱的那部分便用我的名字來作為例子。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAeCMprR2sbf
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不知道與我中學女校畢業有沒有關係,戀愛方面男生女生我也可以,父母也沒說甚麼,倒是我本來以為她們會說些…東西。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAzmFH7THa0t
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但眼中的失望我沒有看漏。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAXsqpFpMU28
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「三字頭」的步步進逼,使得我也只好安裝交友APP,反正我男女通殺應該不難吧。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAOsWdc0Efm3
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也因為這樣,我配對到了那個人。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAw9QVmDyVyo
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〔屌你啊你係咩人,你做咩偷我相?!〕1988Please respect copyright.PENANAx33G9aFI29
〔你做咩偷我相,屌你啊你係咩人?!〕1988Please respect copyright.PENANAZKtLzgisyw
1988Please respect copyright.PENANAxfIMXOekHQ
把對方往右滑後,果然配對成功,對方和我也馬上開始罵戰1988Please respect copyright.PENANAJiQ8eZWCm8
1988Please respect copyright.PENANAygzz47tisE
她個人資料中的那些相片無疑是我,名字也是林雙芙,卻盡是我沒有拍過的相片。但這倒易解釋:把和我體形相近其他人的相片,換成我的臉就行了。反正現在滿大街也是AI。1988Please respect copyright.PENANARpXDVNIvYk
1988Please respect copyright.PENANAccNZzivWYu
但交友app上偷相會這樣花心機嗎?而且換臉不是普通港女推臉推胸之流的技術,仔細看也…沒有任何破綻,身為攝影師我很有信心說這不是改圖。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAlKN7XMSvU1
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…好像真的有另一個我似的。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAYMms6rfXkp
1988Please respect copyright.PENANAVhVpQJf4wh
〔你都幾好笑,偷完人相仲惡人先告狀!〕1988Please respect copyright.PENANA5zLzcMRLaO
〔依加係邊個惡人先告狀!?偷相既人明明係你!〕1988Please respect copyright.PENANAdHtfDtbyWu
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接著是一個語音訊息。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAwxVp69UnlQ
1988Please respect copyright.PENANAWjPt3RLkwm
「你偷人相就收皮啦電子人妖!係度扮女人,咩心態?!」1988Please respect copyright.PENANAzEp3Iodsu0
1988Please respect copyright.PENANAUPTO8xzHE6
我的聲音。1988Please respect copyright.PENANA3tjPRqXrQ3
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我的語氣。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAK0f7fcBizS
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我的用字。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAC6QUud5GGZ
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「…你…你係邊個?」1988Please respect copyright.PENANAhdCMYqTkDi
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我吞一吞口水,以抖震著的聲音同樣發出錄音訊息。1988Please respect copyright.PENANACgtUG611HX
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對方沉默了好一會兒,如我現在一樣。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAikIZJMnsuT
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〔不只配對,更為你找到最易在一起的人〕1988Please respect copyright.PENANAbsJQy7x0qr
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交友app的廣告橫幅在屏幕上滑過,閃爍著這句口號。1988Please respect copyright.PENANA9BqdyVXo9g
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「…我咪係…林雙芙…」1988Please respect copyright.PENANAeIx57na80W
「…我咪係…林雙芙…」1988Please respect copyright.PENANA1ojDsmMxNT
1988Please respect copyright.PENANAq5X21NHgy0
於著名的物理學「雙縫實驗」中,一個粒子單獨飛向板子上的兩條縫的時候,它並不是隨機穿過其中一條。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAU7pnaP7pGP
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這個粒子會同時穿過兩邊,自己與自己產生干涉。1988Please respect copyright.PENANACPrMgnx9fT
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也就是只有一個粒子飛行,卻同時產生「穿過左邊」和「穿過右邊」的兩個現實,然後兩個自己干涉另一個自己。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAFtjhVja1ZB
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量子力學不明白不要緊,我直接提出結論吧。1988Please respect copyright.PENANAdanVdkk6t4
1988Please respect copyright.PENANAGhXmfGe5RO
「如果在交友App中Match到自己,千萬不要配對!」