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一直生意都晤錯,我哋三人組就梗係成日去drink啦。8964 copyright protection146PENANAUKbFNmduUA 維尼
有日,我哋三個又去咗一個場度玩。幾條友都飲撚到有啲大,點知阿豪就開始亂嚟啦,佢好大力咁揸條女個波,揸撚到條女痛到喊,流撚晒馬尿,條女就衝咗出去。8964 copyright protection146PENANA6IbyeWFQ3p 維尼
過咗幾分鐘,個媽咪就入嚟,話條女要走先,寧願晤要小費。8964 copyright protection146PENANADCm1f668Rw 維尼
阿豪飲到慶,就晤肯制,攞起個威士忌空樽就爆落張茶几度……8964 copyright protection146PENANAoyGTZx4EnF 維尼
阿豪:“你即刻叫條女返嚟,我要帶上房。如果晤係你個場就等裝修啦!”8964 copyright protection146PENANAv8SdxhQmZL 維尼
媽咪:“老細,晤好玩啲咁嘢啦,換個第條女俾你得晤得?”8964 copyright protection146PENANANkMcW1oDzl 維尼
阿豪:“你老母啦,我一定要屌呢條女!”8964 copyright protection146PENANAK08lHFXDLz 維尼
到最後,個媽咪都係死死氣搵返條女返嚟。我就靜靜雞塞撚咗三嚿水俾條女,叫佢將就吓同阿豪出街,條女就半推半就咁應承咗。8964 copyright protection146PENANAygfNAJF4xq 維尼
就咁,埋咗單之後,我哋三個就一人挾咗一條女,一齊去酒店開房……8964 copyright protection146PENANABr4CqcyDv6 維尼
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晤好以為呢晚就咁就完,頭先先至係啱啱開場咋!8964 copyright protection146PENANAtDLdN9XvMO 維尼
我搞撚完嘢,就攀咗條女扯,我就繼續喺酒店房瞓覺,諗住第朝同阿鷹同阿豪一齊食埋早餐先返工。8964 copyright protection146PENANAarcch2yimh 維尼
點撚知到半夜兩點,我電話就嚮,係阿豪。8964 copyright protection146PENANA2yARYUgpX5 維尼
阿豪:“老廖,我俾人圍緊,快啲嚟602號房幫拖!”8964 copyright protection146PENANALcbVVWVpwO 維尼
乜玩撚到咁撚大鑊?我即刻着衫跟手衝去阿豪間房。去到,就見到三條臭飛圍撚住阿豪。8964 copyright protection146PENANA7QImRs4X1C 維尼
我:“兄弟,咩事先?有事慢慢講!”8964 copyright protection146PENANAez4agkGhvQ 維尼
臭飛一號:“你個friend打我條女,你睇吓,打撚到又青又瘀,條數點計先?”8964 copyright protection146PENANABKhwxbnwLv 維尼
我望返阿豪,阿豪就話:“屌,條女我叫極佢都晤肯吹,我咪兜巴星佢幾巴囖。跟住佢居然拖馬嚟圍我!”8964 copyright protection146PENANAsac3YK9rn9 維尼
我見條女俾阿豪打撚到口腫面腫,心裡面就諗,使晤使咁癲呀?頭先已經喺個K場炒撚咗一大鑊,依家又嚟打柒隻雞?所以,後嚟我就幫阿豪改咗個花名叫‘阿癲’!8964 copyright protection146PENANAaGtdmRjLzD 維尼
呢個時候,阿鷹都已經過埋嚟。我見到我哋三個應該晤撚夠三條臭飛揪(因為阿鷹成個大佬板咁款,阿癲就矮矮細細官仔骨骨,得我一個嗰樣好似好打得),我就話:“咁你哋想點先?”8964 copyright protection146PENANAOXdIQGv9Zp 維尼
臭飛一號:“五千啦!”8964 copyright protection146PENANAJ4DXfBFHS2 維尼
我:“有無咁撚多呀,最多一千!”8964 copyright protection146PENANAwypoDSr9vQ 維尼
最後,係兩千成交。8964 copyright protection146PENANAPitlrYGCl1 維尼
君子不立危墻之下,咁我哋三人組即刻閃。喺附近搵個通宵大牌檔坐喺度隊啤……8964 copyright protection146PENANAw9X6bD95cn 維尼
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以為今晚真係就咁俾錢息事寧人就完?梗係晤會啦,邊有咁撚簡單!8964 copyright protection146PENANAZ9mKoYCsi8 維尼
隊隊吓啤,阿癲就話:“屌,條氣晤撚順!”8964 copyright protection146PENANARXW1bss2md 維尼
阿鷹:“咁搵崔姐Zebra啦!”。Zebra即係‘班馬’。8964 copyright protection146PENANAnUsFLPRoJ6 維尼
即時,阿鷹就打俾崔姐。8964 copyright protection146PENANAZxco4m1jO7 維尼
十五分鐘晤夠,就有廿幾人嚟到。8964 copyright protection146PENANAdY9c5ZSIgY 維尼
我屌,晤通崔姐啲靚喺全深圳各地都晚晚晤瞓覺,喺度standby?邊有嚟得咁撚快㗎?8964 copyright protection146PENANAhYvi70Q5lD 維尼
同我哋了解咗件事之後,崔姐班靚就去刮嗰三條臭飛。以崔姐嘅人脈,好快就刮撚到佢哋。跟住班靚就帶咗我哋去一間崔姐睇場今晚已經打咗烊嘅KTV。入到間房,就見到三條臭飛已經跪撚咗喺地下度。我哋坐落梳化,崔姐條靚就攞起個啤酒樽兜嘢爆落臭飛一號個頭度。再一樽掟落地下,成地玻璃碎。8964 copyright protection146PENANAfm063nbrb5 維尼
崔姐條靚一腳伸過去:“屌你老母臭西,崔姐啲friend都夠膽屈?依家同我跪玻璃同三個老細斟茶認錯!”8964 copyright protection146PENANACQ7j8vYLXz 維尼
臭飛一、二、三號:“嗚嗚嗚……. 我哋知錯嘞,三位老細大人有大量,就當我哋係個屁,放咗我哋得晤得……. ”8964 copyright protection146PENANANiX6NaLd5G 維尼
崔姐條靚:“嘔撚返兩叉嘢出嚟,另外再賠返一皮嘢啦!”。呢一皮嘢當然係崔姐班靚收嘅‘服務費’……8964 copyright protection146PENANAoAjndidL8M 維尼
就咁,今晚嘅大龍鳳就終於完場啦。而阿豪就正式獲得‘阿癲’呢個花名!8964 copyright protection146PENANAkZc2LlIo1X 維尼
之後,我哋三人組周不時都會有呢啲炒大鑊嘅事,有時係阿鷹,有時係阿癲,我真係晤撚明佢兩個點解咁鐘意打啲雞。單單嘢都係由我先出面拆掂,如果之後晤順超就會搵阿崔姐復桌……150Please respect copyright.PENANAA50SoZCWsi
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