三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰184Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ka3HUN76E
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。184Please respect copyright.PENANANnSsX4emyH
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD184Please respect copyright.PENANAkWjWDFTxXu
平:鮭魚大受歡迎184Please respect copyright.PENANAtDItZIuQXf
20:可有些人的名字改不回來184Please respect copyright.PENANAgpqUysHShC
我:改不回來?184Please respect copyright.PENANACA3yQ0vOuD
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來184Please respect copyright.PENANAMDAHHAt4CX
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚184Please respect copyright.PENANAL79P9BBU6o
我:流浪鮭魚XD184Please respect copyright.PENANAGldpivrnPw
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次184Please respect copyright.PENANADNL6JlAWAg
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊184Please respect copyright.PENANAWrJCFu3Wtw
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="184Please respect copyright.PENANAq5oc5CYQyl
我:XD184Please respect copyright.PENANA1NDBcw0vlg
貓:反正最多可以50字……184Please respect copyright.PENANAN2Vtena3ul
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……184Please respect copyright.PENANAcWYSqFKZFz
我:XD184Please respect copyright.PENANAjj2WJfUT3x
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改184Please respect copyright.PENANATAT3TLcJOr
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快184Please respect copyright.PENANATZaChvL0Cj
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?184Please respect copyright.PENANANDLOXl61dw
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?184Please respect copyright.PENANA69NPpePKKq
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了184Please respect copyright.PENANARNTzIPZArh
我:XD184Please respect copyright.PENANA8LCjBaUxw7
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改184Please respect copyright.PENANAIXOYRju7PX
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