三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰159Please respect copyright.PENANADSwr0Dp7Gd
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。159Please respect copyright.PENANAnxMNukyBG4
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD159Please respect copyright.PENANAWHvClHZP7h
平:鮭魚大受歡迎159Please respect copyright.PENANA6YyA4YHzZF
20:可有些人的名字改不回來159Please respect copyright.PENANAr1WvaPHfnF
我:改不回來?159Please respect copyright.PENANAh6zVS13TSL
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來159Please respect copyright.PENANA8TEgllCfI8
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚159Please respect copyright.PENANAcQs3eujSSv
我:流浪鮭魚XD159Please respect copyright.PENANAknNadN9aVm
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次159Please respect copyright.PENANApZushDJFrR
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊159Please respect copyright.PENANAzu7hMyF7of
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="159Please respect copyright.PENANAYZNel6WHwE
我:XD159Please respect copyright.PENANATrqpDdxC1a
貓:反正最多可以50字……159Please respect copyright.PENANAPiqa2rlYC7
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……159Please respect copyright.PENANAXnpWs0MdsT
我:XD159Please respect copyright.PENANAeMQgs27EVK
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改159Please respect copyright.PENANA24kZL1ujKW
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快159Please respect copyright.PENANALnj2bqztta
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?159Please respect copyright.PENANASWFEWzYrEe
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?159Please respect copyright.PENANATmYMDwsbi3
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了159Please respect copyright.PENANAb010FvUVbf
我:XD159Please respect copyright.PENANArazIyOYf3m
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改159Please respect copyright.PENANAwEAmSrqT40
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