三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰203Please respect copyright.PENANAoAXF0TcOh1
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。203Please respect copyright.PENANAFWy1ezIowJ
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD203Please respect copyright.PENANAAHVpCKrFrL
平:鮭魚大受歡迎203Please respect copyright.PENANAkOIKiYIIjV
20:可有些人的名字改不回來203Please respect copyright.PENANAbfM4mapj2x
我:改不回來?203Please respect copyright.PENANAJZKSFJ0AHV
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來203Please respect copyright.PENANAaz157WjIW9
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚203Please respect copyright.PENANAO1AQoI0D15
我:流浪鮭魚XD203Please respect copyright.PENANA1Q7p8wbQYn
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次203Please respect copyright.PENANA2POsAn7IzM
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊203Please respect copyright.PENANATGGaPYH7fg
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="203Please respect copyright.PENANA277nNUJpRD
我:XD203Please respect copyright.PENANAzUkrcjhGdS
貓:反正最多可以50字……203Please respect copyright.PENANAzEr47YAFCM
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……203Please respect copyright.PENANAjvUvDDXcAg
我:XD203Please respect copyright.PENANASOmGPbq4Hq
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改203Please respect copyright.PENANApx65Oljm5P
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快203Please respect copyright.PENANA8P6YiFcKC6
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?203Please respect copyright.PENANAWQ4BVs1Wrc
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?203Please respect copyright.PENANA4JTMy1U5cC
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了203Please respect copyright.PENANAhlhzdSreOC
我:XD203Please respect copyright.PENANAfSxoFoJBFO
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改203Please respect copyright.PENANAqrx9yhsviz
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