八月十七日 星期六 二零二四 陰40Please respect copyright.PENANAnl4xGg0kj1
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男友:睏,被龜吵醒40Please respect copyright.PENANAvGnlwITckC
我:牠們那麼活躍啊?40Please respect copyright.PENANAl21qIsa9Yh
男友:每次換完水就瘋了的撞缸撞石40Please respect copyright.PENANAnIXuFqhWUu
我:不換水不行吧?還是下午換比較好?40Please respect copyright.PENANASyv8Rbj0P6
男友:不換不行,昨晚換看到一些像小魚的物體在游,可能是蟲。太早換水又不太混濁40Please respect copyright.PENANArgErijE9A2
我:蟲= =‘’40Please respect copyright.PENANAd7Hl7Km2rM
我:(圖片)一大早收到詐騙短訊,說我的銀聯卡買的保險快到期,不取消就自動續期在銀聯卡扣$72,000。我沒用銀聯卡買過保險,上網查看發現是新的詐騙短訊,寫一個大金額,讓人慌張打電話去查詢時騙人說出銀聯卡號碼及密碼,然後偷用家的卡來刷。不知騙子怎樣用到銀聯卡的電話號碼發短訊,不過一看到是殘體字馬上知道是詐騙了。用殘體字也好,一看到就知道是詐騙,容易分辨40Please respect copyright.PENANAYaHXBFBJLA
男友:又是$72,00040Please respect copyright.PENANAgIY77Rglu5
我:你也收過這短訊嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANAh2xxiiHli6
男友:沒有,同事昨天收過,騙人的金額都相同那麼蠢XD40Please respect copyright.PENANAuoukeW3l0Q
我:我剛剛去廁所,老頭忍不住,竟然去廚房攞個食物盤子小便,好噁心40Please respect copyright.PENANAcwJGWblNDr
男友:扔掉,不然你媽咪一會拿來盛食物40Please respect copyright.PENANA3mAcnFUqAM
我:扔掉啦。七姑大叫「他不會用膠盤子嗎?用我個不鏽鋼盤子,不鏽鋼盤子貴多少啊!氣死我了,我要扔他進老人院!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAVGpGEfkkiI
男友:即使Auntie 肯,也要當時人願意才行,除非他老人癡呆40Please respect copyright.PENANAFuN6I4yCDW
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