三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰160Please respect copyright.PENANAPO9zZZaXPk
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。160Please respect copyright.PENANARXtVReY6un
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD160Please respect copyright.PENANAOaCZEmUj3c
平:鮭魚大受歡迎160Please respect copyright.PENANAbOEnohFnFG
20:可有些人的名字改不回來160Please respect copyright.PENANA5f9DtpCpBz
我:改不回來?160Please respect copyright.PENANAYQ6f50oJCX
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來160Please respect copyright.PENANAM6hmOU3lxa
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚160Please respect copyright.PENANAkT8WWeXeLO
我:流浪鮭魚XD160Please respect copyright.PENANAUTNXdizmXR
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次160Please respect copyright.PENANAx6lJg3nhHP
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊160Please respect copyright.PENANA9OMGJJ2DH0
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="160Please respect copyright.PENANAr3RcomZLXV
我:XD160Please respect copyright.PENANALCf6jlJNVa
貓:反正最多可以50字……160Please respect copyright.PENANAgctZpRe1Ad
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……160Please respect copyright.PENANAoe1utzJDBS
我:XD160Please respect copyright.PENANA7SXch3DDQ0
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改160Please respect copyright.PENANAyLe6q9DYak
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快160Please respect copyright.PENANA9igobWTIPe
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?160Please respect copyright.PENANAmUk6sXDCcM
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?160Please respect copyright.PENANAVLfC1bMQYa
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了160Please respect copyright.PENANACAJDaR0j1X
我:XD160Please respect copyright.PENANAc0o5BMK5pi
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改160Please respect copyright.PENANAOgDu2gpb04
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