三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰204Please respect copyright.PENANAEa1joVCmYV
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。204Please respect copyright.PENANAsMUQiqFuOp
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD204Please respect copyright.PENANAgUoczkS1rk
平:鮭魚大受歡迎204Please respect copyright.PENANA3umFhNuIaN
20:可有些人的名字改不回來204Please respect copyright.PENANAFDAdSc1rJU
我:改不回來?204Please respect copyright.PENANAi9c6ABkSPz
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來204Please respect copyright.PENANATp5ZBDxrLD
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚204Please respect copyright.PENANAjl9HdkPZSk
我:流浪鮭魚XD204Please respect copyright.PENANArqT5w4Dtgu
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次204Please respect copyright.PENANA2thcEautMD
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊204Please respect copyright.PENANA5W2FFDE3kg
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="204Please respect copyright.PENANAESMS7WcWS3
我:XD204Please respect copyright.PENANA5fCMMsrbXl
貓:反正最多可以50字……204Please respect copyright.PENANAqOwr9XhH42
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……204Please respect copyright.PENANAzc8aMqyTTC
我:XD204Please respect copyright.PENANAdmQ20wIsPy
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改204Please respect copyright.PENANABuHPKPQomp
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快204Please respect copyright.PENANAiL2MXBCD25
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?204Please respect copyright.PENANAznXoroDMZP
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?204Please respect copyright.PENANAGG8wUm0hF3
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了204Please respect copyright.PENANAu6EW0imsyU
我:XD204Please respect copyright.PENANA5dv3dSUL2Y
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改204Please respect copyright.PENANAI4ExPmtArn
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