
凌不亂明明是個考完統測就能在等明年放榜的幾個月要準備大玩特玩的高中生,卻要替仙手不足的各路氣天仙拉去幫忙,不是讓他為廟裡的活動幫忙,就是要跟著一堆他們各廟的善信四處幫忙,諸如此類還好沒有太誇張到要他去收妖。113Please respect copyright.PENANA0kNCiZYWz6
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不過,他每次回去都累癱的想好好休息,卻老是被臭イタイ(痛)故意吵鬧讓凌不亂不得安睡,被吵的火怒之下,在一次把イタイ(痛)強行打包送榴槤送到西天去,讓他早日超生去西方極樂世界!113Please respect copyright.PENANAiIqc6u9V0D
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少在家裡把他吵鬧到無法好好睡上安安穩穩的一覺。113Please respect copyright.PENANATVaRRDe8cA
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香火鼎盛的竹O觀音山寺內,イタイ(痛)被吊掛在廟內的大香火爐正上方,天天過著被香客所插的滿滿香給薰死。113Please respect copyright.PENANAmEvHcBzQPF
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不然,就是一直聽到連綿不絕的經文聲,他心裡無限的怨罵家裡蹲,還要三不五時被廟內工作的仙人趁它被黏鼠板死黏又動彈不得下,拍拍它做消遣娛樂,害他每次都晃的半死不活,不要以為本大爺不能動就亂玩弄本大爺!113Please respect copyright.PENANAjEOsK1A6Bw
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等本大爺能動,就刺死你們!在去刺死那個家裡蹲!113Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3xQQsIxWf
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凌不亂這次順著地址來一到一棟高樓大廈,公司名稱”你在著麼注視我,我會害羞!”的怪名子大樓,再確認一下有沒有到錯地方?113Please respect copyright.PENANAtznzMvfaLw
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怎麼這次不是廟或宮要我去做累死人的苦力?113Please respect copyright.PENANAmhjNWSlF7u
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「凌不亂嗎?主管等你很久了,別用懷疑的表情看我,我們在人間也有開設現代化的分公司。」不是又穿著古裝的仙人出來,而是穿著OL裝的成熟女性道113Please respect copyright.PENANAniA5yK1CiF
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還分公司,該不會是大樓主題的廟吧?113Please respect copyright.PENANAGwEitJV4m8
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凌不亂搭了電梯,看到電梯按鈕跟一般電梯不一樣,都有非常明顯的標示,他由上往下看。113Please respect copyright.PENANAOOzNAjhYv6
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【20樓:BOSS室】113Please respect copyright.PENANAX7XkzCQFcM
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是要攻打終極魔王的樓層嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANApNGXTKhO0o
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【19樓:不到緊要關頭不得不開會室】113Please respect copyright.PENANA8w29JpX4L8
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是要多緊要才開會?113Please respect copyright.PENANAJgoXZkU7nU
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【18樓:茵茵美代子室】113Please respect copyright.PENANALC0JLonTR0
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開個讓人偷懶的樓層幹嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANAA8uHLrc2HT
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【17樓:乾坤寶貝研發部門】113Please respect copyright.PENANAfu5Z3HI4zS
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改不會那個臭イタイ(痛)是從這邊生產出來的吧!113Please respect copyright.PENANAY5XuqY1sl7
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還抄襲某知名動漫取名子勒!113Please respect copyright.PENANA804B3YMHSA
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【16樓:乾坤套研發部門】113Please respect copyright.PENANAd7BC8zEARH
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還有製造害人不淺的手套部門...113Please respect copyright.PENANAhfxXfydld9
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【15樓:各國天外飛仙接見室】113Please respect copyright.PENANAeFoltXmU39
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國民外交連其他國得都要來嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANA3xcPEsOl2a
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【14樓:觀光旅行團】113Please respect copyright.PENANAVkvSu6fH0s
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不會是類似紫紅帶我們去觀光的性質的天上版?113Please respect copyright.PENANAYQaY942qvh
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【13:你別太得意!】113Please respect copyright.PENANANcbC7jI2iL
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【12:誰得意!】113Please respect copyright.PENANA42qwQ9EsN4
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【11:別吵了!】113Please respect copyright.PENANAzyguWYQTSV
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【10:閉嘴!(兩仙同聲回)】113Please respect copyright.PENANAGM59DFs2F1
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【9:你們才閉嘴!別擅自把電梯名稱改成你們互嗆的對話!】113Please respect copyright.PENANAwYBoFqfOFH
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【8:你還不是一樣!】113Please respect copyright.PENANA8BUp69xQLI
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【7:沒錯!】113Please respect copyright.PENANAm4J4eL8t2K
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【6:要不是你們改電梯名改得這麼兇,我需要跟著留言嗎?】113Please respect copyright.PENANAT3qiPVtGDR
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【5:拜託你們別把電梯名改來改去好嗎?不少仙人跑錯樓層在抗議了....(為難的管理員)】113Please respect copyright.PENANAIITQgbMg2W
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【4樓:其實大家已經習慣了(路過仙人)】113Please respect copyright.PENANAdNyK0UGKhm
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【3樓:反正只要禁忌樓大家知道是哪一層就好(路過仙人旁邊的仙人)】113Please respect copyright.PENANALWIFPvuCIq
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【2樓:有誰能告訴我,我家仙女在哪一層工作?(仙獸)】113Please respect copyright.PENANAr9WgExp081
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【1樓:他在X層工作。(有點無力的管理員...】113Please respect copyright.PENANAOuKWjU8G8l
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剩下的樓層名根本變成留言板,這部電梯按鈕已經失去它本身功能了。113Please respect copyright.PENANAeEnYLm5aSo
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這部電梯的管理員真可憐,連他都要跟著回。113Please respect copyright.PENANAgmoIzotty3
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電梯到了為被改樓層名的14樓,裡面的樣子跟上班族的辦公室沒差太遠,就是有些女OL和上班族拿著武器互尬凌不亂是左閃一把飛劍右閃一個水球。113Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ban0ZhwjA
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只有帶他走近的OL絲毫不怕被打到好像很習慣的持續向裡面走,到了門上寫著”不怕死有種就打到著來”的門前,OL開了門,讓他進去。113Please respect copyright.PENANAoRhWRYSCIO
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「二郎神大人!拜託你不要老是不理我,桌子上滿滿的公文要看啊!還有旅行團的導遊也要安排!」一隻跟サダハル(定春)有得比拚的大黑狗用犬掌狂拍桌子催促眼皮畫上假眼睛在睡覺的男人113Please respect copyright.PENANAL8mpBk5W19
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「疑....吃飯了嗎?」二郎神被哮天犬給吵醒起來微睜眼地問113Please respect copyright.PENANAWAhggcHzcx
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「吼!」哮天犬氣到不行地掀桌發怒,犬掌吐滿自己的獸水,非常抓狂地往二郎神的臉上狂抹,要把他給洗臉洗起床。113Please respect copyright.PENANAtxv4bqpMHr
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「住手!你太不衛生了,口水有細菌!」二郎神被抹到滿臉口水的醒來阻止哮天犬繼續抹下去113Please respect copyright.PENANAigzUP6lVDB
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重點不是口水有細菌,而是他拿口水給你洗面吧?113Please respect copyright.PENANA6iTs7rfog0
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二郎神為了不在被獸水洗面,哀怨地把如山般地公文給一一解決,哮天犬則負責說明凌不亂要做的工作。113Please respect copyright.PENANA30o0nGpnKJ
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而且,這份工作是可以找人一起幫忙的,凌不亂當然是嘿嘿嘿地要抓人跟他一起受苦受難地工作囉!113Please respect copyright.PENANAnjBx3noWam
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老弟就不找了,還要留他給他回家做飯。113Please respect copyright.PENANAMt5FipgqcS
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易葉紓很爽快地給他答應下,藍皓賢最近好像故意躲起來,去他家也找不到人,貞德聽了則一直:O~MY~GOD~!就當他答應了,琉璃院晴生沒什麼太大驚訝感地答應了,他真的知道要做什麼嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANAHI01xvAFad
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林若亞是本來也要去跟我做一樣的工作就打算一起去,為了以防帶團有危險萬一,再怎麼不情願還是把受苦受難到”掛”到不行的臭イタイ(痛)特別搭到竹O觀音山寺給帶回來,回程時他可是傷痕累累滿身的榴槤刺!113Please respect copyright.PENANA49J121WlBu
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凌不亂等人戴上特殊手環,換上觀光旅行團的衣服,在松O機場一處一般人看不見地航空飛機,在那地方接機,接的當然都不是人,而是....各地來台灣旅行的神仙及妖魔鬼怪。113Please respect copyright.PENANA9zzt8KuTX0
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不過,令人感到奇怪的是,妖怪跟神仙搭飛機不會感到突兀嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANAJWMIKfAcv8
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神仙不會想把妖怪滅了或踢下飛機嗎?113Please respect copyright.PENANAacQGZNnvN1
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還是世界和平的宣言都已經擴大到他們能握手言和了呢?113Please respect copyright.PENANAySEWMN0u9I
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他們各自都帶一團到目的地,當然玩得地方也不一樣。113Please respect copyright.PENANAQa0fRfJagw
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琉璃院晴生跟易葉紓分成一組負責帶最兇神惡煞的可怕妖怪軍團,老弟如果見到牠們肯定先ㄔㄨㄚˋ 屎!113Please respect copyright.PENANAXD4s8g21vk
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看來還是有看每個人レベル(等級)帶團,貞德好像一個人也沒問題的真的自己帶。113Please respect copyright.PENANA75hY20WN0I
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可是,貞德帶的還真是和平組,十二星座和希臘神氏很和諧的樣子。113Please respect copyright.PENANAz8XOZyK0Ij
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凌不亂就跟林若亞分成一組,他很習慣地微笑迎接為他們講解行程,因為我們這團太人模人樣,每個都穿得跟正常人無異,我趁機看團員資料了解一下他們是什麼神氏或妖怪。113Please respect copyright.PENANA4gucdFHT0V
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”泰國白龍王”白龍王川他們當地泰國國民的服飾,拄著老人拐杖,戴著草帽,跟一般的老人家沒差太多。113Please respect copyright.PENANANskgtDwcIo
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”泰國四面佛”是穿著休閒,各有兩男兩女的四胞胎,翻書動作非常一至的再看台灣美食指南。113Please respect copyright.PENANAy4XYwL6vR3
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”西方天使RASIEL”若亞方舟也是因他所的書所創造出來的,他打扮得很美式在yo!yo!yo!的唱歌。113Please respect copyright.PENANAKItMTWa9h7
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”日本大天狗坊”是穿著和服的典雅美人,百般無聊地拿天狗扇狂拍坐在他隔壁的滑頭鬼的長後腦勺。113Please respect copyright.PENANA39lBJ7ioxE
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”日本滑頭鬼”大妖怪很無所謂地吃仙貝,豪不在意的隨便他拍。113Please respect copyright.PENANAJHoAeUn8Rc
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搭著觀光巴士,很正常的前往旅遊地點,凌不亂還會飛天遁地或瞬間移動,還真是普通的可以。113Please respect copyright.PENANAou22teLsGr
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巴士的神和妖非常規矩沒吵吵鬧鬧地玩樂,都很安靜地做自己的事。113Please respect copyright.PENANAouZWKlpC2p
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「不亂,這次帶的團沒跟之前我帶的會刀光劍影的殺來殺去有點怪怪的....」林若亞不習慣的道113Please respect copyright.PENANAA7rnLnXRpz
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殺來殺去有什麼好習慣,你之前是帶到多糟糕的團?113Please respect copyright.PENANArzAGBuaJAq
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「那就放音樂唱歌帶動氣氛。」凌不亂建議道113Please respect copyright.PENANAF3Ty3Hchum
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「可是,這台車沒有CD.....」林若亞想了想道:「雖然我有,不過是佛樂....」113Please respect copyright.PENANAtSUR8INARZ
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她家宮廟很常用到,所以都會隨身攜帶以便善信的需要。113Please respect copyright.PENANAHApSP1TRNV
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「有佛樂就夠了,反正神仙最喜歡聽佛樂了。」113Please respect copyright.PENANAiNn0mLldTW
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反正他們大概對流行音樂不感興趣吧!113Please respect copyright.PENANAgyekpFvsPD
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林若亞將佛樂CD一放下,結果,沒有死氣沉沉的佛經聲,而是搖滾版的大悲咒伴奏!113Please respect copyright.PENANALE8xSH5YUB
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林若亞還受到音樂的影響把麻糬化形成吉他很忘我地加強搖滾伴奏!113Please respect copyright.PENANA1To1yBp1zK
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還有,你把麥克風給我做什麼!!113Please respect copyright.PENANAcSGBBSJEri
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不會是要我唱歌吧?113Please respect copyright.PENANA43Anh5tUPT
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不是吧!我不會唱大悲咒啊!113Please respect copyright.PENANAUpTYpBl3o8
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還是這種搖滾派版的!!113Please respect copyright.PENANAqPmVlTtt8g
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凌不亂勉為其難的接起麥克風,想說青菜唱唱的打混過去。113Please respect copyright.PENANAyhRs4voIjt
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反正,整車的觀眾聽到搖滾樂也不為所動的樣子。113Please respect copyright.PENANAW19Y0dFgMh
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凌不亂順著節拍走音地把幼稚園兒歌的蘿蔔蹲改版唱出來,還很剛好的配合旋律113Please respect copyright.PENANAmWrdp1XoXb
:「家裡蹲!家裡蹲!家裡蹲完....」113Please respect copyright.PENANAkNKg8Npn3n
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凌不亂還唱到承認自己是家裡蹲。113Please respect copyright.PENANAD1kabvVjwW
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凌不亂唱到一半被聽不下去從手套跑出來已經可以化成人形的イタイ(痛)給K下去,並搶下麥克風罵:「大悲咒不是這樣唱的!!這樣千手觀音的信徒會哭出來的!!讓本大爺來!!」113Please respect copyright.PENANArU87xddgsK
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イタイ(痛)在觀音廟因為聽了不少佛經,所以也會大悲咒,還跟著搖滾樂唱梵音版本。
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イタイ(痛)唱完後,一片安靜中,有人拍了手,在很多人開始拍手的要安可。113Please respect copyright.PENANAnVVLPMgxJ6
「家裡蹲,看到沒有!這才叫正宗的大悲咒,你遜掉了!」イタイ(痛)比到喝采手勢得意的道113Please respect copyright.PENANAQvBvZsohUb
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「誰遜掉?還敢把我踩在你的腳底下打節拍。」凌不亂疼痛的起身,背上都是イタイ(痛)故意狠狠踩下的鞋印113Please respect copyright.PENANAHRZ1E2c8sn
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因為イタイ(痛)起了頭唱,本來好像看似很含蓄的觀光客們,開始一個接一個唱大悲咒。113Please respect copyright.PENANAe9a2wsgEph
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果然,搖滾樂無國界,能帶動任何國家的人熱血沸騰的心情。113Please respect copyright.PENANA80VnZun11s
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要凌不亂承認イタイ(痛)他唱得好聽是不可能的!113Please respect copyright.PENANAsaHlZDgo6l
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イタイ(痛)現在很明星般地跟他們一起合照,不過,看來榴槤才是他們要搶著拍照的主因吧?113Please respect copyright.PENANAoffOLr958M
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