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『呀哈哈！呀哈哈！』熟悉的笑聲蔓延在凌不亂回程的路上，天空還被紫色軍團蓋過的不見陽光，不停傳來那邪邪的笑聲。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmo8fW6w69J
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幾天前見到的藍病毒已經變異成紫色恐怖全身角刺快速飛閃的到處攻略的襲擊路人，讓路人各個攤昏在地的讓不少人打１１９救援，。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ73sZIKcpA
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「糟！」凌不亂摸摸口袋，沒摸著東西的感嘆：「這下可沒帶殺蟲劑開路．．．．．」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulduL1Xkdy
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不會又要去掛病號花錢養醫生吧？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PX3YI2HZp
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凌不亂沒法度的只能不發懶地在靠文明性產品，乾坤套一現地拿出イタイ（痛），丟向那紫色異笑的天空，還聽到イタイ（痛）憤怒地叫道：『費柴蹲！你又亂丟本大爺了了了了！！！我要滅了你！！』118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqwJ0CVC6Z
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「糟糕！太順手就丟出去了．．．」凌不亂把抗毒用品給扔地道118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN1qWaRmCL
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『順你個頭！』イタイ（痛）因重力加速度地掉落地面順便憤怒地化為人形漂亮的著地的怒道：「你們兄妹檔是專門來剋本大爺的嗎！！！」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS03tKNh7A
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上次被蘇如亂給讓人扔到垃圾桶後，差點死在被丟包入焚化爐的火海中，好里加在凌恆亂有想到大爺他的存在，讓他脫離火海。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu29wpsIBhd
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北邊一顆超高大的大型巨蛋竄入天空吐火向紫色大軍，＜燃燒吧！小宇宙！＞蛋頭上站著藍皓賢指揮，西邊一隻巨大的火紅色鳳鳥，飛耀於紫色天際的放鳳火，麻糬鳥背上站著似乎不懼高的林若亞，南邊大黑色火焰熊熊燃燒地燒滅紫色病毒，黑火內還包覆著凌恆亂，東邊一條超大的黑蛇張開血盆蛇口拼命吃紫軍團當晚餐加菜，蛇頭上還趴著一臉無趣的易葉紓，中央一隻超大型柴犬汪汪吠叫地拍飛攻打過來的紫病毒，琉璃院晴生站在アリス（愛麗絲）頭上，畫出好幾個五芒星與他家公主同心協力消滅敵人。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcxUvmsCt9
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「現在流行怪獸大戰嗎？」凌不亂看向那幾隻明顯到爆，常人看不見的怪獸們正拼命對付紫病毒的激戰118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRhG20fW2h
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紫色天空還飛著長著翅膀的貞德忙碌的用瑪麗亞化為十字架金弓射向被子病毒迫害的路人們發射金箭，治癒他們被侵害的身體。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGonyziG8D
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「你看看！都是你太無能！害那些傢伙超前的趕過本大爺！！」イタイ（痛）怒指那幾隻巨獸道118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8YM8rGZU9
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凌不亂沒在理イタイ（痛）怒叫的先看手機頻頻震動發送來的簡訊。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlxcG6jMcO
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”僕人２號，叫你弟記得留晚餐給本小姐。”易葉紓留的簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6hBEcMU70
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妳是夠了沒有！為什麼我非得叫我弟替你這愛蹭飯又常來白吃白喝的女惡霸留飯！118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJVg5IDFtj
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”我治癒能力用盡，可以幫我打你們台灣的１１９嗎？”貞德留的簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5ARhD9JfR
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你這救人的怎麼反而要被人救？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RYVHdm6Ls
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”好煩惱將來アリス（愛麗絲）嫁入你們家會不會受到イタイ（痛）ＳＭ？”琉璃院晴生留的簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Ys75iW17
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你不是還在畫五芒星戰鬥嗎！118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sEDr1VV2U
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為什麼還能分神留這種癈言？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj67uxCmpAz
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”老哥，我沒第二隻手能去買今天的菜，記得幫我跑腿去超商買．．．．．”凌恆亂留的簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIHtItOzky
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你是哪裡沒第二隻手？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWosMKNdfH
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還能在戰鬥時傳簡訊給我．．．118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAmca6yGNA
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”哀．．．．”藍皓賢傳的簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFYDMrjhJa
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拜託別跟琉璃院晴生一樣傳垃圾簡訊，把你的哀嘆打包回家消化！118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQIpo5PWoB
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”你弟邀我等一下要去你家吃飯。”林若亞也尬一咖的傳簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuB6oSdM3GH
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不是我在吐槽，怎麼有種醜媳婦要見公婆的違和感，別連那種邀約也跟我報備好嗎．．．．．．118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOcmVxBGTG
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拜託！你們這些吃飽沒事幹的傢伙是嫌每個月電話費繳不夠，來浪費錢增加自己帳單的金額嗎？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH5lE4C4NT
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イタイ（痛）也在同時收到簡訊掏出iphone 5。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMd4JjXx8S
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”哈哈哈哈！看我比你厲害吧！臭蛇！”＜燃燒吧！小宇宙！＞誤傳的簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGSiAORFgA
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”哼！只會噴火的臭蛋！別以為你把晚餐加熱，我就會感謝你的調味！”烏溜溜也誤傳的怒嗆地道118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhbzbANVVM
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イタイ（痛）看向兩個誤傳的白癡怪獸，這款改良版的iphone 5是能用心電感應化為簡訊互傳，可本大爺為什麼非要收到這種誤傳的垃圾簡訊！！118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLty0EPOXQK
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”主人要我跟你轉達要你去陪幫自己主人買菜。”冥清的簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQpuHZiYR1
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本大爺丫的為什麼要跟那費柴蹲去買菜！118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7yIbk7XSE
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”我主人快不行了．．．．幫我叫救護車．．．．”瑪麗亞的簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SJwaEuWUU
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本大爺跟你又不熟！你主人要掛點干本大爺啥事？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchMtf51tR4
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”大好きだ。 （最喜歡！）”アリス（愛麗絲）的簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaowpyqYtxc
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イタイ（痛）立即刪除臭小狗的簡訊。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9NCdQItDc
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”麻煩多一雙碗筷留給我和主人。”麻糬的簡訊118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQOosBCBhS
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你們是要怎麼樣！！別老傳垃圾簡訊浪費本大爺的信箱儲存空間！118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YizdlP7iZ
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凌不亂和イタイ（痛）有志一同地收起手機，看來各自都不想在收到垃圾訊息。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtuxLzwfdE
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當然也不只凌不亂熟識的幾個人在對付紫病毒軍團，還冒出不少不認識的乾坤套使用者加入幫忙，相比之下他跟イタイ（痛）顯得沒事可做，可兩人的好默契只有遇到凌恆亂交代的事不敢不從怕被火燒成八逼Ｑ的同向超市去。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19AAZtDmSG
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超市的鮮蔬專區，イタイ（痛）青菜摸幾包菜的丟入推車籃內，凌不亂可不能讓他青菜下去的通通丟回去，誰叫イタイ（痛）都專丟貴死人不償命的鮮蔬。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIfXB7qfUW
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「不是叫你要看價目選青菜嗎！」凌不亂有些不悅道118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdKOsx2Qrh
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「吃什麼都青菜，本大爺才不管！」イタイ（痛）耳邊風地道118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNVfxqZTLm
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「用我荷包買的青菜可不能給你青青菜菜的挑。」凌不亂幫凌恆亂跑腿買菜少了幾一小時的電腦休閒已經夠倒楣了，還要對這供美聽（講不聽）的臭イタイ（痛）對牛彈琴。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfww9BD6r6
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イタイ（痛）這青菜的可惡性子到底是學誰的．．．．．118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdXKXTqqpd
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凌不亂將幫不上什麼忙，只會青菜青菜的イタイ（痛）收回乾坤套內，自己提著青菜往夕陽餘暉毫無紫色陰影籠罩的街上，撞見消毒完畢的凌恆亂似乎是不放心凌不亂會不會買錯青菜地問：「你有照我說的買嗎？」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCQ5umSkfM
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「有。」凌不亂將青菜交到凌恆亂手中118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfGZro0oXG
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不照實買難不成要被你燒死嗎？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehNChyNwkC
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凌恆亂翻看袋內的青菜，面色難看地吼問：「你．．．青菜買買嗎？每樣都有買，還都給我買一人份！你買給鬼吃啊！！」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrrUn7tr6p
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「什麼鬼？我不是人嗎？」凌不亂欠揍地回118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpzpjrz4nM
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「你是想說自掏腰包，不如買給自己吃是不是啊？」凌恆亂拳頭咖喀作響地顏面怒問118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sidetrC3C
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「甲菜朗（吃素人）不能隨便出手揍人啊！」凌不亂已經出現防護動作兩手交叉地要擋118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIwFmbYilq
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「我可不是寺廟的甲菜朗（吃素人），老．哥，你死定了！！」凌恆亂追打凌不亂118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSYhBi1ttK
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『好里家在本大爺沒在外面。』イタイ（痛）在乾坤套內慶幸道118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLVgHHA8E0
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