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以往潔白空空只擺拜墊給人叩首的鑾堂，給人叩啥咪攏謀的白牆掛上黃色清亮的掛布，掛布兩側上還貼了＂主敬存誠、守默語戒＂的掛紙，還放置佛桌，佛桌如同階梯一般地有兩層，第一層掛畫著觀世音菩薩慈眉善目的圖，掛畫下又是一尊木雕的觀世音菩薩，那觀世音菩薩的佛像後擺上一盞寫了無極的金黃色佛燈，佛像旁放了四杯白瓷的敬茶，在佛像兩側還擺上了美麗的供花；第二層是配合當季季節所擺放的水果，水果前是金爐和兩旁的兩盞金色的佛燈，佛桌地下放了加高的六個木製跪墊。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrTBDHgo90
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「臭老哥，你應該慶幸正好最近鑾堂要辦道設臨時佛堂，讓人拜拜開九龍玄天竅增長智慧，超拔久玄七組，讓你的好兄弟還有救。」蘇如亂對凌不亂道112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEL5DsLAHO
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「欸！姑姑的鑾堂一向不是走啥米攏謀的空空如也風嗎？怎麼一下子就拿出有形象的東西來？」凌不亂以前老是聽她姑姑講什麼地問：「還老愛靈山靈山地講啥來著？」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSVmi3haxb
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「佛在靈山莫遠求，靈山只在汝心頭；人人有個靈山塔，好向靈山塔下修。」蘇如亂搖頭輕嘆：「姑姑都講tＮ遍連我都快聽到長繭，沒藥救老哥還記不住。」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSkH7ah24S
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「對對對！不是老追求無形無像的最高境界，要一堆人像白癡一樣對白牆叩首，還拿出有形象的東西給人拜拜衝啥？」凌不亂問112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0TclaQPOC
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「有些善信須看形象才會安心，我也是配合眾生需求。」蘇清悅脾氣良好似乎不因姪子的話出現輕輕聲地替凌不亂解惑112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEanMqttnO
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凌恆亂也想幫藍皓賢一把地替凌不亂邀約琉璃院晴生和貞德來，而藍皓賢自己在約了易葉紓過來，易葉紓本來一點都不想前來，可是看在藍皓賢要是掛點就沒僕人可以奴役的份上，勉強答應。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfYQcMUhgo
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被邀約而先到來的人是易葉紓，他正想往在臨時佛堂沒事還在坐在一邊與藍皓賢聊起天來的凌不亂那裡去時，見到一抹熟悉的影子難得端莊賢淑地穿起裡面是白衫外邊套了個深藍色的背心，腰下是長及蓋腿的深藍裙，正忙進忙出地指導前來拜觀音的善信安排位置，易葉紓然是先上前找問她地道：「顏姊？你怎麼在這裡？」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XYIOraKkj
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「疑！葉紓，你怎麼這麼難得會來這？」顏若樺驚地問112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXrwlsVfjl
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她平時不是最討厭佛堂之類或廟宇的地方嗎？112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzxS8gMJel
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「替快掛點的僕人２號添添壽，開啟九龍玄天竅。」易葉紓對藍皓賢那方向一指112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCL8Ex6FS3V
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「你要拜拜開智慧？」顏若樺聽懂地道：「在你小時候我就帶你來過佛堂開啟智慧竅了，你不用再拜拜了啦！」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBXAYETTzP
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「有嗎？我怎麼沒印象？」易葉紓疑地問112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIG5MZEcTW
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「那時你才幾歲，怎麼可能記得。」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU1Zm0EdUi
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「不過，顏姊怎麼會在這？平時斬妖除魔順便砍砍舅舅外，應該是靜不下來在這地方穿得這麼女人味。」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjNvZ4rtgG
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「這裡鑾堂的師姐蘇清悅是我大學時代的朋友，有空我就會過來幫幫她的忙。」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnys3lbyxR9
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凌恆亂帶琉璃院晴生和貞德到來時，見到比他們早一步來的易葉紓對凌不亂和藍皓賢掰別道：「顏姊說我已經開過九龍玄天竅，看來大羅神仙也就不了你，你自求多福吧！明年你的忌日我至少會給你去順路上香一下。」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDD7O8cWPAJ
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「明年才不會有我的忌日！沒你還有兩個大羅神仙能救我一把！」藍皓賢被唱衰地怒回112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGar1WXQaIk
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還有琉璃院晴生和貞德這兩位！112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsbAlQ5WHK
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凌恆亂先幫兩名外國人帶去櫃台跟其他善信一樣掛聖號，而掛聖號還有一個步驟要做。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDDZ4rO6XG
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「請兩位先生繳功德費。」櫃台師姐道112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZF06e9Xpy
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「功德費？」兩位外國人同聲地問112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh4tnaYFBS
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「就是給捐錢的意思，你們就意思意思青菜給個幾百塊施捨一下。」凌不亂講解的很沒誠意地道112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP92Ixe9vj
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「臭老哥！」蘇如亂氣地罵道：「別亂教外國人曲解功德費的意思！地上功德款是未來天上的功德金！」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxGCVCCzx4
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「沒差啦！攏感款！」凌不亂掏掏耳朵沒在理地道112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw1pH5qsXZ
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琉璃院晴生入境隨俗地掏出鈔票，非常闊氣地出手就是一張一萬塊日幣的鈔票，貞德也同他地拿出一張英國鈔票捐獻。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguFEkQvgwe
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「你們兩個是沒台幣嗎？都拿自己國家的鈔票炫耀財力嗎？」凌不亂問112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQGt43xeDK
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一萬塊日幣換算成台幣已經不知道是多少錢，何況是英國的貨幣，真是好野人．．．．．112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDs6KWOJZe
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「那一萬塊是我財布（錢包）僅剩的錢．．．」琉璃院晴生好像很不得已地在道：「其他的都不是台幣，而都是信用卡，拿不出台幣來．．．．．」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf7v4Ou51l
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你這傢伙太可惡了！還拿信用卡炫耀自己多有錢！！112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXXz2Aej8Q
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可惡的有錢人！112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkUzDexUXu
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想我每月拚死拚活的打工薪水也沒琉璃院晴生多！112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucmxlWX1mR
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「那是我這個月唯一僅的生活費．．．．」當凌不亂以為貞德沒琉璃院晴生那麼誇張時又道：「其他的百萬英幣還未從戶頭提領出來換成台幣．．．．」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXosEXiixg
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你ㄚ的！你們這兩個外國人都一樣可惡！112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJQtedjcHz
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還有沒提款出來用的！！112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRgvqkN2nT
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藍皓賢在前三天就照著蘇如亂的話先吃素三天，好像是為了禮敬仙佛的樣子。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVSEIX39qd
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藍母還以為他吃錯藥怎麼這麼想不開想多地以為他要出家當和尚去．．．．．112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAipHyALt6
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三天三餐都是青菜青菜的悲哀日子，無肉不歡的他咬牙忍過，每每轉頭看向還拿黑令旗怨怒的可怕女鬼破壞死光瞪的他毛骨悚然，他嚇得都快魂飛魄散。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH9XK7tAST
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真不是到凌家那兩兄弟怎麼有辦法青菜青菜這麼多年？112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrkF9u7WGR
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難怪凌不亂的人生都是青菜青菜地打混下去。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p9n0SJb8B
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一位大羅神仙琉璃院晴生接到一通緊急電話，一臉歉意地抱歉後，匆匆離去，凌不亂還特別送他出去，回來時，凌不亂有些幸災樂禍地安慰藍皓賢道：「欸！我剛剛目送琉璃院走時，看到他後面有一拖拉庫比你身邊那個勾勾纏的女鬼還多的黑令旗大軍追跟去，怨氣滿載到我差點掃到鬼風尾。」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfjNFdRA50
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琉璃院晴生似乎不在意地搭車走人，希望他能見到隔天的太陽。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVYfjs4w1W
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「．．．．．．」藍皓賢無言112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o5EzkHLAf
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原來還有比他更．．．．．．．112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcyuAzBPfo
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辦道開始後，藍皓賢跟著其他善信在佛堂外耐心等候，而凌不亂已經無聊地掏出手機打發時間。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkMKbgN2Xe
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凌不亂才玩手機到一半，發現佛堂內炫目斑斕地發出刺眼的金光蓋過他手機螢幕的亮光，讓他一時失手把憤怒鳥給玩輸沒解決掉任何一隻豬。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9ImlCuArX
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凌不亂怒地抬頭要找放閃光的光源，發現為數眾多的穿著古代服裝的仙人閃眼地一一飛閃穿入佛堂的門內，而更讓凌不亂閃眼的是那些仙人，而是一般人眾所皆知的五大尊仙佛幾乎有好幾層高樓般地更為尊大的出現在佛堂外的上空漂浮著，他揉揉眼，不是他青瞑（瞎）了吧？112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDYhTZX7G9
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坐在超大蓮花上的觀世音菩薩、面容紅通潤色，手持刀面龍紋的銀亮偃月彎刀、笑呵呵同樣坐在超大蓮花上俯瞰眾生的彌勒佛、八仙過海的傳奇人物呂洞賓、還有上次把他珍藏版的棋魂棋盤價值給破壞的濟公．．．．．112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iCaS8lVTV
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「欸！你快看看那！！」凌不亂指著五大尊亮眼的仙佛搖搖已經等到打睏的藍皓賢112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9f5vLsSAD
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「吵什麼？不知道我這幾日被那女鬼弄到沒睡好嗎？」藍皓賢睜被搖的睜開黑眼圈的雙眼打欠的問112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyckg2pvPP
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「那裡啊！！！」凌不亂驚地指道112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS9Wq9mndF
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「藍天白雲，艷陽高照，你是要我賞鳥嗎？」藍皓賢往凌不亂指的方向看去，只有幾隻麻雀飛越過去112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6ALRXpKrv
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「你看不到嗎！亮到快閃瞎眼的．．．．．」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrMpaGZIeJ
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鼎鼎有名的仙佛啊！112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMa9H5ZZEjw
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還有一個是曾經作弄我的濟公！112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEvIDXVKrd
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凌不亂看藍皓賢依然是一臉疑惑地要他不要捉弄他，凌不亂改找凌恆亂問，凌恆亂答案也跟藍皓賢的答案一樣，大白天的，他眼睛難不成真的青暝（瞎）了？112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVecVCaJNE
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為什麼我看的到，大家都看不到呢？112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvUhDRo3dq
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「大哥。」蘇如亂將一直不禮貌地拿手指指向仙佛的舉動去問人，抓到一旁道：「你沒青暝（瞎），一般人沒天眼或有後天修持是看不到的，你在這麼沒禮貌的拿指向佛，當心我把你的手掰灣。」112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUisEkHLmb
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蘇如亂很習慣這種仙仙佛佛的場景，反正他自小就有關不上的天眼，沒想到臭大哥還能看到，不愧是兄妹命中注定要強迫中獎看到一些異於常人的東西。112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2NsGLTU46
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凌不亂自從打開九龍玄天竅已經很習慣看那些鬼鬼怪怪和過年那次帶旅行團見識過各種不同的仙妖外，這次又見到那五尊超超超超超大的仙佛，那亮眼的佛光耀眼的讓他有些不適應，早知道他就帶墨鏡來，他的憤怒鳥才玩到第三回合就掛點，現在又亮的半死，佛光普照眾生是沒有開關嗎？可以關掉讓他好好打個憤怒鳥嗎？112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeEe44JWo0
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