About 15 minutes later, Carlotta walked in Strawberry's front door.543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL96IymnSfp
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi8jm8JfjJ
"Okay, what happened with Muffins?"
"He decided to wait ten years to tell me that he hooked up with Strudel after your wedding" Strawberry said, with tears in her eyes.
"Are you fucking serious?" Carlotta sat down on the couch. "That's disgusting. Strudel is so cringe"
"It's whatever" Strawberry said. "But like, he just decided to keep it a fucking secret for ten years until Doreen and Fiona brought it up"
"You and Muffins literally never fight" Carlotta said. "He practically worships the ground you walk on. It had to have been pretty bad for him to actually leave"
"He didn't kiss me, he hasn't texted me, he's just gone" Strawberry cried. "He's probably going to file for divorce"
"I guarantee you he won't" Carlotta said. "You have that dude wrapped around tour finger. Just give him some space and he will come back. And can I tell you something?"
"What?" Strawberry asked blankly.
"Seeing Honky tonight was a real eye opener" Carlotta said.
"Why?" Strawberry asked.
"Did you ever notice that Michael and Michelle look like they could pass as twins, but not McKayla?" Carlotta asked.
"No, not really" Strawberry said.
"When I saw Honky today, I saw McKayla in his eyes" Carlotta said. "I mean, maybe I'm crazy, but-"
"Are you saying you think Honky is McKayla's father?" Strawberry interrupted.
"I mean, it's definitely possible" Carlotta said. "I just never had any doubts about her being Mango's until I saw Honky tonight"
"Have you told Honky?" Strawberry asked.
"Not yet" Carlotta said. "I'm having lunch with him tomorrow, though"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCMIGyXnOv
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47dzsfe3W0
Meanwhile, Muffins had arrived at Stitch and Pixie's. The three of them were sitting in the living room.
"You sure you wanna spend your only kid free night here, man?" Stitch asked. "Pixie's mom put the kids to bed before we got home, but Jackson is definitely gonna wake you up at 7am when he sees you on the couch"
"I'll deal with it" Muffins said. "Strawberry was just being so extra, I couldn't deal"
"Strawberry is always extra" Stitch said. "What did you expect? And what were you guys even fighting about? You never fight"
Muffins sighed. "You know that comment Doreen and Fiona made at the reunion? About me and Strudel?"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuz75jOWWln
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GJKg1mXjF
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSOn4sAVJ1
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0FY7poeEY
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigkCNddcSE
Pixie and Stitch nodded. 543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5W4vOD3ix
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmGPAn0DAN
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnM8X9elZr
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS4ta36Qzz
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHOqnU0lMF
"Well, I'll just come out and say it, because this is a repressed memory, and I never wanna discuss it again after this" Muffins said. "Strudel and I fooled around. We were super drunk, I regret it, I'd like to completely forget it. Strawberry is mad that I never told her, she's over reacting, wouldn't stop bringing it back up, I can't deal"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d51kmLX0U
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpveuBVDbH
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ew5csNOfE
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpl3J4TmOj
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHZ6HFQ1W2
"So you just left?" Pixie asked. 543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxNM3dvBna
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRyBiETz8P
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr5MyDuZwg
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xUCvcj5OM
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsA8J3UiYa
"I didn't want to do or say something I'd regret" Muffins said. "We haven't spent a night apart since shortly after we lost Angel. But that's a flash back for another day"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOreVB3BAf
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64PJYD4tGn
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOX8nzZnhO
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd0jMv5roI
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMTGbKS7gw
"You guys NEVER fight, Muffins" Stitch said. "This is fucking weird"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04CrI0uYCk
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0DKDHWiCj
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrqoP34D8K
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweD7hf8rdM
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11T1mS7Ayy
"I even took her car when I left, and left my own keys there" Muffins said. "I knew she had to be due for an oil change by now, and I was right. Her husband owns an automotive clinic and she still doesn't keep up with oil changes"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU0ENFFVX8
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZbUyRSak2
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyJulRFzSZ
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpNPeE39mP
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpWy2dRF9o
"You need to do more than just that" Pixie said. "You know how Strawberry is. I bet she thinks you dumped her"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOPDYoyPgf
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6mQfDwIVi
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcb4RcmJLAo
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVWVtChRav
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsVZxsEYwq
Muffins sighed. "What should I do?"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE0befR1Qy
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBmi5Wgi3C
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv58qTRlMuZ
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfY6k2MG41
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DMuNWyiQC
"First of all," Pixie said. "When she sees her car is gone, she's gonna flip out. Let her know that your keys are there and that she can use yours"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSTCvPO6LI
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipqE9tewii
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9wQqRomYN
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROKVafzfur
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmBg7w7JUh
"Fine" Muffins sighed. "Anything else, woman expert?"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTt2fAnaTQ
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIiRwMBhxT
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKkFCdwG0h
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJL9oj9EvN
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OtRWJpLij
"Muffins, I'm just trying to help" Pixie frowned. "You fucked her head up 12 years ago, and she never recovered. Now she's already used to you spoiling her. So of course if you just walk out, she's gonna feel some type of way. So now you need to go above and beyond to prove you aren't going to leave her. Unless you want to, that is"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E9faT3I0z
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6ymV56OUy
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPkueoDhgC
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6p2ZVCQFM
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiyVFgfJ7Y
"Dude, are you kidding?" Muffins said. "I would never, ever leave my wife"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQ3qQgSUdL
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJB0u3oiYAg
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM6plwX4eT
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VPkM5TqcT
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu5anqLzW5
"Okay, so change her oil, fill her gas tank, do whatever other maintenance her car needs" Pixie said. "Pick up the kids tomorrow, you guys can hang out with us. But cash app her some money to go get her hair and nails done"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfrW7MI8KX
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPvmQQGew3
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimKa1jZ0sR
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4gHwWTlPS
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQOy69Jwqn
"Easy enough" Muffins took out his phone.543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nj9XSHARD
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2B6vy7aqk
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFQLXOXwYN
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOreamCcn3B
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGusWx0bfN
Pixie's phone vibrated. "Uh, Muffins," she said. "You accidentally sent me $300"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJg5peKBaY
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBYHjcnnxY
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ9lehGGtc
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡff3jzXJhx7
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPigFDHYMY
"No accident" Muffins said. "You're going with her"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8bM8uKaky
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKWII8sGJp
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysagPBt3qM
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFRZ0x9dt7
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuYKPTHp5F
"Wow, thanks" Pixie was shocked. "What did you say in the text?"543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDpCNV0hNh
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BQmcgawpU
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWxBBsvPUw
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYQmh85Gid
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKX37K3ZiZ
Muffins read the text out loud. "Hi, Sweetheart. I'm so sorry for both not telling you my secret, and also for storming out like I did. I have your car, I'm taking it to the garage tomorrow to do your oil change. I sent both you and Pixie some money, take my car, my keys are on the counter. Go get your hair and nails done, and lunch tomorrow on me. I'll get the kids, and we will be home in the evening. I love you so much"
