得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lHm3bjlu1
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TVbdwq3e8
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助六：「不意外」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qGAWXToMF
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxqHaSpl5C
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEyliHYejd
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtMNUy6Qym
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtCm0y5iAy
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其實我一早已經有答案。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffY23THlEU
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsGl8YUMB0
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOyHzYM51L
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8Ytb96E3r
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJxMQexE3i
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「放心啦大家！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVObgXXixA
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlvikrX8El
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku4QEjb0nl
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQM8rCYkamh
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtbTHfSlHT
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydjzHArXvX
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZMBPpbCOh
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmtkV6KwpR
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLFbyPd4tD
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助六：「😳」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfFXMUX2aj
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我：「。。。」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESVGwHLrhY
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSkYT3M3HI
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jLtM7sUer
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7E3RYFioHU
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCebb3VnF8
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCyemyb0cG
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpdcgQzJgb
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9in01ixBBC
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOrTtaZOve
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOysRXXnCk
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lR1pq01jZ
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLisQKXBfgc
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助六：「主人😖」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9hmKn0yIL
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVrHNWnk3S
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我：「屌你哋。。。」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfx5CEzErf
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Sol75QCMG
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「掛住主人😳」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlp8ln8pt1o
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu4C4P65eQ
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPkbfNbuoQ
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiukeo69Lt
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cb1080Vdu
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CSmO8dmKH
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLn1cayXcj
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「屌佢老母！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8YV0ZMGp3
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UTRkHZygK
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGj8xVuYws
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36LJj2CYLH
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNITh7R4Kfi
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yPgKhDfrB
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWCVPopIbF
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Tvh9HESok
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」640Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFajORMyssv
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
