得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MxoT3flvR
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDouQAmngX
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助六：「不意外」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLrmSO47n2
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTOjOB1OHh
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cpfTJOapD
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rrNQjVa0x
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7VBLPQXPI
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其實我一早已經有答案。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7SgRFA9Q9
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyES8Mko9dm
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNT0dn0Tje
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyhrQe2ZvD
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAOMndYzj1
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「放心啦大家！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRXfPyNPW7
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzKfEuXl7v
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVyIaJTuTd
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QUqiQwmfu
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJYKIiZDu6
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1a6zDTjBPl
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMyEXiTjpb
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IykduPenq
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgvBcHSTpz
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助六：「😳」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc43vVICOvJ
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我：「。。。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEHeBaQyzX
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BB6OqnGr6
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAVOyBSY1r
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysmZH0vZsu
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQTzSE7nhU
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF1oEtxDyg
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhZbqEJ07X
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm6vePCOao
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I6oCQeJTC
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlAxsoAIWB
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnzrvt4b2R
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj3bmy6QFQ
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助六：「主人😖」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitGakeFbW5
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwzsnBRhxL
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我：「屌你哋。。。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kDCe8M5b7
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n42q1vEhN
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「掛住主人😳」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHHSOz4pab
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvhQcGc3Dd
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuJMFpamiO
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDVZkunszX
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX4ZtjthoD
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIiJf2Ujhj
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eXpSYjfsA
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「屌佢老母！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzIm42TJe6
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2mPWV0Rpv
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHc2yulDTmc
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjOPamYyxt
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbhh5jegeR
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPHJlBVQtu
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AcbsPbCqp
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngjOln5ny3
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cnPOub7A3
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
