各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRYv94iRNl
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjoAWtAw9M
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjx5RT9h31
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSvnqf4ct7
周：！！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPkY4jZOl5
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMytzsspun
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyVFCcqj6n
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbro4pxk9y
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EDqOi0Spf
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkB3RJA4W4
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rTpOylxEE
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k2abx2MQF
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG3TCnXO47
江波涛夺门而出。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERlVSf6hYO
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2、该说江户还是幕府？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQm8x66OKk
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NdJZRtrRC
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaBzo2T0tE
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPcTW5Y6ea
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxjZKyo5FC
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW0Jxgteif
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn78rKqMRmt
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtf9D3xKAx
周：……（以色侍君吗？）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvs6BDCfVN
孙：不是的！我没有！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGsMlGa66M
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WtqbPCpDJ
孙：是！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyVr7k4EXJ
周：……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wYdkZ2GHS
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvHuDGabUO
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8bSvk4Ftl
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBGE0ut9uy
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3、孙半仙和周客人87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6xSSYUB3P
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGME5YkosP
周：……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ojb5WC6AB
孙：客人你要算啥？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1LY5DJ4us
周：……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSUSaH1Wu8
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0pcHEFdHL
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidHBgmUmpX
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQXwqKD4XQ
周：……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BCeo7QijR
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQIN6ujg1f
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTL9l98ndM
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEjxdblZtw
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD82KtLa8x
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySRNam6QXA
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09DWbxuQwk
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOcbdGrZST
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1、灵异故事87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouONl3dvRw
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDF4yBwSwR
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFlczVbJLx
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvmiSRZAQ6
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViY7MNqYYK
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2、言情故事87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BIE1UAaaS
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhgnRxmVT9
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcIbvQxib2
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkEyCCcLIK
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3、英雄故事87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6gNGw3OCO
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kylszTCPs
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc87xXtjLb
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WbpmiVSNd
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9Pcj0CZNX
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyFeh6jQT2
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7XEX5smSC
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdjf2vNmKF
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0usmqA88QL
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVjyYFNnAn
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWGbm65vqU
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjIb9CF8dK
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWih0LgW1Z
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeKcC7pVAb
吴启&吕泊远：不会！87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2vs0FFzKU
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L5s83DvYA
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgcJILGFL7
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gkK5s6dQj
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3etCC89RFV
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小周和二翔丘87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpeulzyp2y
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAMHWZ6Q7S
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaUNWSC2Ow
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxa0kzXBkR
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpKTQlJ5HN
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTicM8ictms
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmM8dTdrPmG
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXmdCViuRw
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0qbmKG2AX
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UEpxvjFxF
二翔丘：阿呜。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTKUKl6ZmG
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZj1wKvbVk
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANSL6umtkq
后来，小周收服了小明虫。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkpiQ7BfXh
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUWfIYFUFn
后来，小周收服了江波波。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINxOmiKBvt
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddvOx85SCl
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ3Tii4Z2z
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！