各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexJLEd84fS
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1、医院55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe6wdYSFqI
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOblPQoKDF
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yvlfkGqrK
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWd2ACQgCF
周：！！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvduatQyr48
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmxGFBnYxr
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7nIuarWwb
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMTzPKMeuB
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XAQgAQUla
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUsSEImpsR
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmIfbpBRRd
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xEkYeisFn
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbNYZwk98s
江波涛夺门而出。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzhBJpv35x
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2、该说江户还是幕府？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdUNwb5HZS
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST8b6VwcEE
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95bh84nocE
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtj3qtkhfX
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oNuB1D8IO
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGIMyFZ34l
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRgnqSRu6s
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjr1GNbDeJ4
周：……（以色侍君吗？）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpcgT4wNEs
孙：不是的！我没有！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2phyzLgNG
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7NehaLUMq
孙：是！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWdKySfrQy
周：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWAlHGYbiX
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv5jscDr5u
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPALjBndgK
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCi3pWgegS
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3、孙半仙和周客人55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rz3dREL59
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7sO03mOTl
周：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7Oz8zNVP6
孙：客人你要算啥？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZjCJIO8xE
周：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmn5Htc43w
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U6NrGByqB
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRrVhENaPJ
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkOjqHeT0t
周：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvdsuLg3gu
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzkvViiTwY
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBl7TJGNY2
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQyYdIOrBk
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9W81zsATs
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns3uwSx9fH
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJS4EwbWLz
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU3g1XtgPR
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1、灵异故事55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu8dpWJ9xp
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOly3JLgRPC
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj0KGxWi13
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO37oV0wViq
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXUxU1boJa
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2、言情故事55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeibxmwiP0Y
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkg7OPuDF1
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsujrdmQ5xJ
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v6kt7QbFc
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3、英雄故事55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77Qiil3sNq
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnrdtrsSvo
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6HWoinFGD
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TpeHrZpzO
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiW4gGBkgQ
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU66L4gdaq
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZiX4my7ko
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZYQLIuhQq
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgqeoHAyis
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UrILjjX5F
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuc1rCjxev
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISDLwkmJGu
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRLrKuQkmp
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJ7zcWgRiJ
吴启&吕泊远：不会！55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAXkf3ONHn
杜明：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8z0b3WL7X1
吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpboQZ5NYWQ
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk2PgBgiHo
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfCLu1OSPX
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx59oznIYzJ
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小周和二翔丘55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoGrhBkron
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2bxASt9HO
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXXvzDU27g
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOabxjz4sk
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsZoQWyPnh
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNZLP3RT7p
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvazXjjbIm6
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4SyGTsWyD
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAOPFO8SEs
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnEfpaLFAW
二翔丘：阿呜。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYyYFhFjBp
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYqSWHZIyc
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v90x6O8yQ
后来，小周收服了小明虫。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD78VadNvj1
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aaEFS9dnv
后来，小周收服了江波波。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52jdwK0KBB
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFExAJ4z2MU
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。55Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3BbkYdnYm
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！