Okay, here's some background knowledge. I post dad jokes daily (well, almost daily), and I finally can put them to good use. I hope it's okay that I just lumped basically all my jokes into one entry.
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What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkK08UvnOg
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Why did the number of parking tickets spike when Persephone was carried off to the Underworld?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4k80DQCqq
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Demeter wasn't working.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtAt5EQkrj
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Yesterday I was washing my car with my son.
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Genie: What is your final wish?
Kid: I wish I were you.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y6GmkPF2c
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"Bison."438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaKpt75Hoq
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Bread is like the sun.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBFeag2GdS
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It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAdeXwJx4R
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76UQDU5cHQ
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Its butt.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNMid7IS6e
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr69CJ3MGG2
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First, a tractor.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1yM7d9IpT
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. But if you remove it, you get...438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYWhY6wcYR
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Gravy.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzAVQUnKkU
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Medusa caught the eye of a street musician.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDMgvDKa4j
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Now he's a rockstar.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z0R547Dsi
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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after almost 6 months. She asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor said, "You had twins, a girl, and a boy. They're both fine. Your brother named them for you."
The woman said, "No! My brother is an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
The doctor replied, "Denise."
The woman said, "Oh, that's pretty. What about the boy?"
The doctor let out a deep sigh, and said, "Denephew."438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcRfdJYuPu
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Do trees poop?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsmSLffvvV
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Of course they do. How else would we get #2 pencils?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAVQ0Ol6bD
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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGg9fVCsJk
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A "do-you-think-he-saurus."438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n5GhEtvvW
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDlTu9ULMt
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She couldn't control her pupils.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlC3AruAR6
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What do peppers do when they're angry?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7ZFpMoEjn
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They get jalapeño face.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtapZNgeOr
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Today someone told me I am average.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpWqqAm1bs
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I told them that's just mean.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQyX8dVAvH
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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3byNnBzPns
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Pointless.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CO12mByI0
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Dude 1: "Hey bro?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro?"
Dude 1: "Can you hand me that pamphlet?"
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9ffJrceYR
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He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEmEa8Pyah
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Have you ever tried to catch fog?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYcwo2EX16
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I tried yesterday but I mist.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttvs1P4Wsn
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Why can't you ever run through a campsite?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm77MWM9xzN
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You can only ran—it's always past tents.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDdvvSGFu7
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIajHfs3Vlg
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Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuCfsJZqGU
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What has four wheels and flies?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRldi7bRKo
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A garbage truck.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwN4iIaTp9
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance...438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX30YPDtUI
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE4SxecAjf
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If they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.438Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezMF9yD9CM
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