坦白說,季妍並不是多有名氣的插畫家,但拜季妍坦率好相處的個性和“季快手”的名聲之賜,季妍的案子也不算少了。274Please respect copyright.PENANA0J1OYCJa7Y
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但,奇怪的是,雖然不缺案子,但跟資源相當的同行相比,季妍賺的並不算多…274Please respect copyright.PENANAl7Cct6vfx0
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為什麼?274Please respect copyright.PENANACxK5hZbeVS
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唉…還不是因為季妍“懶”~~~274Please respect copyright.PENANAYzAl1L72Kn
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也許是被(老公)寵慣了吧,季妍對賺錢這檔事還真的是半點兒也不著急,怎麼說呢?……別的插畫家是頂著熊貓眼沒日沒夜的畫,她倒好,一次只接一個案子就罷了,為了避免靈感枯竭,兩個案子間還規定要休一個禮拜…274Please respect copyright.PENANAaujeANJLD0
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氣人的是,這麼懶的人,作畫的速度還真是快…274Please respect copyright.PENANA2l486uEorA
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所以季妍放懶的時間就更多了,多到楊媽想拿蒼蠅拍拍死她!(想像一下…季妍作畫的時間是同行的一半,但截稿日是一樣的喔,加上她自己規定的休假…那得休多久啊!)274Please respect copyright.PENANAmZDJUgJ5Lb
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所以,可想而知,當季妍踩著高跟鞋一拐一拐的回到家(唉~~穿高跟鞋跑步真的很傷腳呀),並跟楊媽報告“自己請了一名助理”的消息時,楊媽有多“驚喜”了。274Please respect copyright.PENANAKFYeelW4ML
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「妳請助理」?楊媽懷疑自己是不是該清耳朵了,不然怎麼會聽到這麼荒謬的“笑話”?「像妳這種一個月休息半個月的懶鬼請得起助理」?274Please respect copyright.PENANALG1hPSwpii
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「請得起請得起」,季妍笑咪咪的把楊媽扶到沙發坐好,又狗腿的幫楊媽端茶遞水,「我這個助理非常便宜」。274Please respect copyright.PENANApRdOQGOCZZ
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「便宜」?楊媽狐疑的接過媳婦“孝敬”的茶水,「妳又在搞什麼花樣」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAr3wBOEzVcY
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「沒有沒有」,季妍擺擺手,「我能搞什麼花樣呢,我只是…呃……等我一下「…說著,季妍突然奔到門外把藏掖著不敢進門的“新助理”拉了進來…274Please respect copyright.PENANAYIit2gQvhK
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「當當當~我的新助理」~~季妍笑嘻嘻的向楊媽介紹,然後…274Please respect copyright.PENANA6QT9w0Q7Fu
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楊媽剛喝進去的水就全噴出來了…274Please respect copyright.PENANAzSxrBPvTkg
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「咳咳~」~~楊媽差點沒被季妍嗆死~「這就是妳的新助理」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAgTLy2fz6OB
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這…這哪是請助理?…這是請祖宗啊!274Please respect copyright.PENANApjhTSZCQbI
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「阿姨…妳好」~當楊媽的腦袋一片混沌時,親愛的助理,哦,不,是“祖宗”~~康小雨妹妹,終於鼓起勇氣跟楊媽打了聲招呼。274Please respect copyright.PENANAOX74pbBDUM
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「妳…妳妳」…楊媽無法相信自己的眼睛~~好不容易才“請”走的麻煩,怎麼又被媳婦撈回來了~~「妳都走了還回來幹嘛」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAmjosaHXMSo
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「不是啊~媽」,眼看楊媽又要開罵,季妍趕緊插口,「是我請她回來幫我」…274Please respect copyright.PENANAjylSxp0qpb
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「幫你」?楊媽已經語無倫次了,「妳當我白痴嗎?妳…妳~~吼」!!274Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9Qt6QSVld
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楊媽氣到連話都不想說了…274Please respect copyright.PENANABgyye2nB0Z
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罷了罷了,與其浪費時間跟這個笨媳婦抬槓,她還不如去菜市場買一頭豬回來教呢!274Please respect copyright.PENANAHMHPilpuIV
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嗚嗚…這個媳婦就是被兒子寵笨的~~~果然生兒子就是靠不住!274Please respect copyright.PENANARFEpeQGUXg
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唉…還是女兒貼心啊(有嗎?)…274Please respect copyright.PENANAKQwdsAEPxW
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「算了我不跟妳說了」…兒子媳婦不聽話她找女兒哭總可以吧!274Please respect copyright.PENANAMoLOh0yAVx
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於是,親愛的小雨都還來不及做好再度挨罵的準備呢,楊媽就意興闌珊的敗退了。274Please respect copyright.PENANAzMRwxjdvBx
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就這樣,小雨正式住進楊家,成了季妍的新助理。274Please respect copyright.PENANAsVrrHVkqpZ
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至於這項先斬後奏的決定,楊家其他人是怎麼想的呢?274Please respect copyright.PENANA0WhTzHQjD6
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「好啊」…昕然自然是挺季妍的,只見他下班後一邊把堆放在客廳角落的公仔打包進紙箱(家中空間有限,為了幫小雨挪房間,只好委屈公仔住紙箱了),一邊“深情”的詢問愛妻,「既然助理都請了,那…妳的繪畫教室可以開張了嗎」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAmyQrR9Mw7A
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PS:昕然幫季妍在後院蓋了間超浪漫的玻璃屋當她的工作室兼繪畫教室,但落成至今除了幾個不請自來的鄰居小孩外,居然一個“客人”也沒有!274Please respect copyright.PENANAtfM9Vh16iF
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為什麼?~~因為季妍根本沒出去招生啊!別說招生了,她連招牌都沒掛上去呢!274Please respect copyright.PENANAHBaJarPpwD
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哎呀~扯太遠扯太遠~~~274Please respect copyright.PENANAiyZ48hQUVB
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回題回題~~~274Please respect copyright.PENANAm7FRXHQ8Ys
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因為“季妍請助理”這件事昕然是舉雙手贊成的,意見多多的楊媽只能像鬥敗的母雞一樣徹底焉了…274Please respect copyright.PENANATFDEMFw8MC
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能不焉嗎?警察、兒子都不肯站在她這邊,楊媽還能如何?274Please respect copyright.PENANAp3sEXE5VV0
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而楊爸就更沒意見了,反正除了股票之外他什麼都沒意見。274Please respect copyright.PENANAPbyG8qGa48
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惟一有意見的可能是安然吧!不過,不是為了小雨,而是為了她的寶貝衣服。274Please respect copyright.PENANAbjI7P9oarT
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話說,因為平常的衣服裝不下安然“略顯豐腴”的身材,而安然又是個愛買的,於是安然的衣櫃不知不覺便掛滿了數不清的娃娃裝、寬大T恤和彈性褲…這些還是全新沒穿過的,至於穿過的二手衣,安然便隨意堆在床上,再加上桌上和椅子上隨意亂丟的衣服…274Please respect copyright.PENANATr1ttFilzb
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可想而知安然妹妹的閨房有多“精彩”了。274Please respect copyright.PENANA6SfyJSIAvj
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哎呀~又扯遠了~回題回題~~274Please respect copyright.PENANAePz9NLRxjy
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因為小雨一件孕婦裝都沒有(身上那件還是輕薄的夏裝),所以幫小雨添購孕婦裝成了迫切之需,但小雨已經懷孕七個月了,季妍掰了掰指頭算一算~~孕婦裝最多也只能穿三個月…274Please respect copyright.PENANA6qQacMMJZp
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這…會不會太浪費了呀?274Please respect copyright.PENANAh4Op7yL07t
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於是,在季妍一手拿著荷包、一手計算機的思考了老半天後,季妍突然想起了安然房裡的那堆二手衣…274Please respect copyright.PENANAP7lTTd14p1
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「對齁」~~季妍如醍醐灌頂般茅塞頓開~~「我怎麼沒想過跟安然調幾件呢」!274Please respect copyright.PENANACVUX2KrmdC
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說時遲那時快,這個想法才冒出來呢,季妍就迫不及待跑去找小雨了。274Please respect copyright.PENANA0PkTKiQZX6
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為什麼要找小雨呢?274Please respect copyright.PENANALesuVu6w5a
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因為不知道小雨在不在意穿二手衣,向安然開口之前,季妍得先徵求過小雨的意見呀!274Please respect copyright.PENANAdJQJVB69JL
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而小雨的回答是這樣的…274Please respect copyright.PENANAkmejsyOs8X
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「我都可以啊,只是」…小雨一邊摸肚子,一邊狐疑的詢問…「我的肚子這麼大,安然姐的衣服…我真的穿得下嗎」?274Please respect copyright.PENANApLoDEExCtt
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「穿得下穿得下」,聽到小雨的話,季妍立馬露出媒人婆般的三八笑容,「保證讓妳穿到生都沒問題」。274Please respect copyright.PENANAuJdPi1akEO
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得到小雨的首肯後,季妍又忙不迭地來到小姑房間…274Please respect copyright.PENANAHMoa09rdYn
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「安然啊~在妳床上那堆衣服長香菇前借幾件給嫂子吧」,只見季妍穿過地上重重障礙後,終於排除萬難來到安然床前,「我只借三個月就好」。274Please respect copyright.PENANAk6G0WfV58c
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「安啦~季妍姐」,因為天氣太冷,安然乾脆整個人躲進被窩裡打手遊,只見她好整以暇的按下暫停鍵後,才像樹懶般慢吞吞地從被窩裡冒出半顆頭來~「我的衣服已經臭到香菇都長不出來了」。274Please respect copyright.PENANA3aE7l2Vyw2
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說完,安然揮手給了季妍一個再見的kiss後,又慢慢的縮回了被窩裡。274Please respect copyright.PENANAOlYIhIJVL3
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PS:當然,最後安然還是貢獻了幾件娃娃裝啦~~怎麼能拒絕可愛迷人的嫂子呢對不對!274Please respect copyright.PENANAicKqxG9oQR
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在小雨的孕婦裝就位後,小雨的助理生涯正式展開了。274Please respect copyright.PENANA9PcmFsRmly
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助理的工作內容比小雨想像中輕鬆許多(本來就沒什麼事),除了幫忙晒晒畫稿、偶爾接待幾個上門的學生外,小雨發現自己竟然就無事可做了!274Please respect copyright.PENANAw6KdGE5KHO
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一兩天下來後,小雨再怎麼遲鈍也明白季妍姐根本不需要助理,之所以請她當助理完全是為了幫她,但,坦白說,雖然小雨很感激季妍姐的好意,但小雨並不想接受別人的“施捨”…274Please respect copyright.PENANAarxmPTwl3e
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因為如此,所以小雨開始努力給自己找事做,她先把那塊被丟在客廳角落據說是“繪畫教室的“招牌”的木板擦拭了好幾遍、又把客廳打掃得一塵不染…等小雨找了幾塊抹布,跟季妍要水桶準備把玻璃畫室的玻璃全都擦拭一遍時,季妍終於看不下去了…274Please respect copyright.PENANAls72OLRj3S
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「拜託~千萬不要」~季妍忙不迭地搶走了小雨手中的抹布~「妳就坐著陪我休息就好」~274Please respect copyright.PENANABpIO5f3vQd
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「可是我是妳的助理」,小雨可憐巴巴的望著被季妍沒收的抹布~「我不想偷懶」…274Please respect copyright.PENANAe52VsCywpw
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「沒偷懶沒偷懶」,季妍把抹布扔到了一旁~「妳的工作就是陪我休息」。274Please respect copyright.PENANAQkTZtlglOl
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「噗」~還沒說完,客廳電視機前突然傳來一陣悶笑…274Please respect copyright.PENANAueM0zEP1XG
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「哈哈哈哈」~笑聲的主人是昕然,今天是星期六,於是我們的男主便把壓箱的遊戲拿出來玩了,當季妍和她的助理尬聊時,他正忙著和54吋液晶螢幕裡的殭屍大軍作戰呢!274Please respect copyright.PENANAla2Anab7gW
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「這位大哥~~」~當季妍注意到老公的“異狀”時,昕然正把頭埋在遊戲搖桿中偷笑呢,這讓季妍“微微”有些不爽,於是她雙拳交握故意把十指關節弄得劈啪響,嘴角還露出令人發寒的“微笑”…「請問我的話很好笑嗎」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAhIbVCqZMiE
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「沒有沒有」~意識到老婆不爽了,昕然立刻抬頭,憋笑似的搖頭道~「我只是…遊戲…對~是這個遊戲」…274Please respect copyright.PENANAH3rCNuTMyC
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「遊戲」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAlNJq14BZTz
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「是啊,這是最新款的殭屍射擊遊戲」~昕然漲紅了臉硬著頭皮胡扯,「妳都不知道裡面的殭屍有多搞笑」…274Please respect copyright.PENANAy5aHkH5nSb
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「蛤?有嗎」?季妍狐疑的望著電視螢幕裡那堆缺胳膊少眼睛的殭屍…「這些殭屍哪裡好笑了?我覺得他們都長得很醜啊」!274Please respect copyright.PENANAvPzob44M07
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「呵呵,這妳就不懂了,所謂“屍不可貌相”,他們每個都有特殊技能喔」…~~天啊…這些殭屍惟一的功用就是拿來給主角打爆的,哪會什麼特殊技能啊…嗚嗚嗚,誰來救救昕然,他快掰不下去了…「他們會…會」…274Please respect copyright.PENANAOP3EM3tCcI
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就在昕然在心中狂喊救命時,一陣悅耳的門鈴聲忽如天籟般出現在他耳邊…274Please respect copyright.PENANAgvLkl4nUn3
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「叮噹叮噹」~~「叮噹叮噹」~~274Please respect copyright.PENANAxIA7gDtXHP
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“耶~得救了”~~昕然在心裡偷偷為門鈴按讚後,迫不急待地跳起來衝向門口~「我去開門」!274Please respect copyright.PENANA0LFGuE2ltQ
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二分鐘之後,當昕然提著大包小包的水果和熟食再度出現在客廳時,他的身後已經多了一位身材微胖的女士…274Please respect copyright.PENANAfOUjj7ME6F
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「老婆,妳看誰來了」!274Please respect copyright.PENANAVXHOheeklB
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「媽」?季妍驚訝的湊上前,「妳怎麼來啦」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAqnDq2qz7Io
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「妳婆婆一早就跑來找我唸東唸西,我能不來嗎」?只見親愛的岳母大人---季媽一臉無奈的掃視客廳,沒兩秒,她就找到了她此行的目標---小雨~~~的肚子。274Please respect copyright.PENANAAmlNEyt1BJ
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「吼~~我本來還以為妳婆婆在跟我開玩笑,沒想到竟然」…季媽覺得自己快昏倒了~「妍啊~妳知不知道妳在做什麼」?274Please respect copyright.PENANApr8afFlRlF
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「我知道啊」~季妍笑嘻嘻的挽著季媽的手臂撒嬌道,「放心啦,我就幫她這陣子,等孩子生下來後小雨就會去找工作了」…274Please respect copyright.PENANAFSBiVu7JGo
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「找工作?哪有那麼容」…說著,季媽突然閉口不語,眼睛還偷偷瞄向客廳某處,季妍隨著季媽的眼光看過去,突然就看見了瑟縮在客廳一角的小雨。274Please respect copyright.PENANA0cC1phCFzj
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季妍再白目,也知道季媽有些(不方便在小雨面前講的)話要告訴她,於是,思考了幾秒後,季妍果斷的把季媽請到了自己的畫室…274Please respect copyright.PENANApoDDNsBUXL
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這下季媽終於可以暢所欲言了。274Please respect copyright.PENANALYMNKIKBG7
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「妍啊,妳老實說,那個女孩到底是怎麼回事」?季媽隨便找一張椅子坐下,連季妍奉上的茶都沒喝,就急忙的開口追問。274Please respect copyright.PENANAuBhcY9xaIY
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「喔,事情是這樣的」…季妍搬了張矮凳在季媽旁邊坐下,然後,季媽就聽到了一段悲慘離奇的狗血故事…274Please respect copyright.PENANA7sELg8qDe4
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「什麼?妳說她父母從小就不要她」?季媽驚訝得嘴都闔不起來了,「真的假的」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAkEjV9KG7ly
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「當然是真的啊」,季妍用力點頭,「小雨親口告訴我的」。274Please respect copyright.PENANA1X2rGb5mi2
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「可是」…聽完季妍的解釋,季媽突然生出了種奇怪的感覺…「不像啊」~~~~~274Please respect copyright.PENANACWLuH7HGzt
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「蛤」?季妍臉上一陣茫然,「什麼」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAO0KCoch3Ru
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「唉~妳不覺得那孩子長得很像那種受盡寵愛的小公主嗎」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAskqHUwDfhl
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季妍想了一想…嗯…單純、嬌氣、天真、依賴…哇~~~274Please respect copyright.PENANAHN1NMTRBaQ
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「還真的很像嘢」!季妍猛點頭~「媽妳好厲害呦~一眼就看得出來」~~~~~274Please respect copyright.PENANAM2pOAgwHDq
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「可是」…經過季媽的“開示”,季妍反而更迷糊了…「這個…很重要嗎」?274Please respect copyright.PENANA2f1Gv0kEay
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「當然重要啊」!274Please respect copyright.PENANAocL7i59zsb
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「噢」…季妍疑惑的搔了搔頭,心想~~老媽的話她怎麼越聽越懸啊…「為什麼」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAyrFMt0UcXo
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「唉…我問妳呀」~季媽一臉“我怎麼養了一個笨蛋”的無奈,「妳是怎麼長成這副模樣的」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAKFqkjqThCr
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「當然是妳寵的呀」!季妍理所當然地回答。274Please respect copyright.PENANAMoZywVkELm
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「對呀」~說著說著,季媽眼角的皺紋似乎更深了,一個人含辛茹苦把女兒拉拔大的種種辛酸一幕幕在她腦海裡重現,想著想著,季媽不自禁深嘆了口氣…「雖然妳爸去得早,但有媽媽一直在你身邊寵妳、護妳,妳才能長得如此單純、開朗」…「但是…妳有沒想過」…274Please respect copyright.PENANAKhRmjaUkL1
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「如果小雨的成長過程真像她說的那麼艱難,那」…說著,季媽的神情突然變得無比嚴肅…274Please respect copyright.PENANAWWCjxQ7T5v
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「她這個小公主是怎麼活下來的」?274Please respect copyright.PENANAcjXwzaHtlR