鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。526Please respect copyright.PENANAhlMRHiAGXT
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?526Please respect copyright.PENANAEbHNOUdp9S
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~526Please respect copyright.PENANAXCW082t23F
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?526Please respect copyright.PENANAlmkc0YEaYf
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAcoZcwXS0hr
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。526Please respect copyright.PENANA12hmMBTdFi
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。526Please respect copyright.PENANA9QEC4fg1NV
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!526Please respect copyright.PENANAmz7Y3j4MUq
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?526Please respect copyright.PENANAIrU6kNx4jd
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!526Please respect copyright.PENANAzABj18OedJ
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。526Please respect copyright.PENANA4Il0Q2JFw6
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!526Please respect copyright.PENANAQagAxZHXbX
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAHiv5UShKQQ
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!526Please respect copyright.PENANAnh0zfwDxFz
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!526Please respect copyright.PENANAFEf9TzcF20
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)526Please respect copyright.PENANAAskI0jOws2
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!526Please respect copyright.PENANAPePsvAzfwC
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?526Please respect copyright.PENANAtXTpCkNUQu
俊言:⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANA4olA07WbqD
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?526Please respect copyright.PENANAaGdvjAeRXa
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !526Please respect copyright.PENANAuAlovu6wVm
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAE6DwcxyfIg
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?526Please respect copyright.PENANArECfNbVjo8
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAygLiCNKsSe
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAojM4Z0Q8U3
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?526Please respect copyright.PENANAYP74Tjbv8A
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?526Please respect copyright.PENANAEfNgbVRl2w
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANALcAJkA7Hdl
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!526Please respect copyright.PENANALfMLteV2qb
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAr0r4hbzi9R
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!526Please respect copyright.PENANA0K09nnGKL1
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!526Please respect copyright.PENANAUL7VvQJTh4
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~526Please respect copyright.PENANAdSIlUyGmgG
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。526Please respect copyright.PENANA8fHSRKhrJq
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 526Please respect copyright.PENANAJfilmXTg6I
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)526Please respect copyright.PENANAvijbpppywZ
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?526Please respect copyright.PENANASlLn9CDbtR
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?526Please respect copyright.PENANAUWbFgr6854
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANACh2deNdQzx
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?526Please respect copyright.PENANAh2HQcITVfD
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。526Please respect copyright.PENANAWXpb366Wfz
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANA6LOcnmKVLq
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!526Please respect copyright.PENANAMBu1bJxvDF
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!526Please respect copyright.PENANAG8IOm2TTcm
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAzFFaTqf9vH
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAqpBV7fGSUF
鉉雨:盯 ~~~526Please respect copyright.PENANAi0uMakPFpI
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?526Please respect copyright.PENANAgtDZnKk3TY
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAebXaGsxOWH
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。526Please respect copyright.PENANAYVIWAUOm5y
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANALJ7pOnS7vL
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAmkObyXJLbb
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!526Please respect copyright.PENANAFitA8qTssM
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAt8fyQS2JAU
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?526Please respect copyright.PENANAkVQJtW2v7X
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。526Please respect copyright.PENANAdLKs1EabZi
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?526Please respect copyright.PENANAFYk6H7o8FR
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。526Please respect copyright.PENANA6HTtJpleoa
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!526Please respect copyright.PENANA84SvD6roI8
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAK3IMC7y9tR
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)526Please respect copyright.PENANAcwi4CeymB5
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?526Please respect copyright.PENANA8YEeLpbjme
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~526Please respect copyright.PENANA2GeGcMXdMo
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!526Please respect copyright.PENANAbHtBXZdYjB
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!526Please respect copyright.PENANAluB3PEnGbz
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??526Please respect copyright.PENANAYMC4V4nCdy
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAWhTnVCVebZ
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?526Please respect copyright.PENANAfWPwHnUHjW
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?526Please respect copyright.PENANAMBMCUlzlwZ
千頌:當然!526Please respect copyright.PENANA7DmxBjKIAV
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?526Please respect copyright.PENANAGF2ucBFKpM
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANA5ENXNURMNK
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAGCy6wBvcpp
千頌:嗯?526Please respect copyright.PENANAGBrs5xfzBf
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAbFvs9Dp2qJ
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)526Please respect copyright.PENANAiOUzyy5TDM
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)526Please respect copyright.PENANAvSnHhbmjmQ
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANA86eyCdKwUM
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。526Please respect copyright.PENANAFX4PvvkKzx
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!526Please respect copyright.PENANAyu76QlzYnO
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAdyNIsWBRN1
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯526Please respect copyright.PENANAhMyEqhBiW2
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。526Please respect copyright.PENANACZx85ygkPB
千頌:也是呢~526Please respect copyright.PENANAoY2zoKWn6m
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。526Please respect copyright.PENANAYqIQABwEyk
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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