鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。524Please respect copyright.PENANAArMFd84Crx
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?524Please respect copyright.PENANAzHMJ7koyN9
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~524Please respect copyright.PENANAky2gwcHGK5
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?524Please respect copyright.PENANANOCBGWe59k
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAADakcYv44B
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。524Please respect copyright.PENANAAAxSbb5d5C
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。524Please respect copyright.PENANAOgtXmsSxZk
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!524Please respect copyright.PENANA8oh2oUiq1o
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?524Please respect copyright.PENANAHs7hdDkdTl
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!524Please respect copyright.PENANA6CuCtPw7mj
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。524Please respect copyright.PENANAki0rijJtCZ
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!524Please respect copyright.PENANAfXxCQUUZ2J
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAsZlltbBtTT
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!524Please respect copyright.PENANAJnxeiKpZRw
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!524Please respect copyright.PENANA1BJ5XzVbpJ
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)524Please respect copyright.PENANATcTX02v194
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!524Please respect copyright.PENANA5XlLG2WFf5
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?524Please respect copyright.PENANAnvkId70jaI
俊言:⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAIx3HbOQwzL
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?524Please respect copyright.PENANAzI5gCaYZUB
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !524Please respect copyright.PENANAzTS8tF26Kj
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAXuET3DzhIa
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?524Please respect copyright.PENANAKHvvhjY9yi
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAMYp5yymdPn
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAe47a6YDao0
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?524Please respect copyright.PENANAuDmYgc9fbj
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?524Please respect copyright.PENANAhefOmRInVl
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAlwwvMT26FQ
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!524Please respect copyright.PENANAq8t5wnkApe
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAiRmpTjs9Dr
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!524Please respect copyright.PENANAOcyeG6fNhd
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!524Please respect copyright.PENANAz3lodxdqw6
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~524Please respect copyright.PENANAnQLPcLik4l
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。524Please respect copyright.PENANA568rhdCp2J
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 524Please respect copyright.PENANAEKUQbdWYkB
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)524Please respect copyright.PENANAtIjPb0kELF
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?524Please respect copyright.PENANAHR5X82xKTp
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?524Please respect copyright.PENANA3cGS79ORtV
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANA3Py5GoB6Es
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?524Please respect copyright.PENANALz2MlXSAkt
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。524Please respect copyright.PENANAbEwJKLrfOI
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAE4IDgIb9D2
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!524Please respect copyright.PENANAXXHQsYBC9l
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!524Please respect copyright.PENANA2ERqY34FPj
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAnHipXfPeYs
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANABhyAwcABvP
鉉雨:盯 ~~~524Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4aTqsu3Os
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?524Please respect copyright.PENANAFXRvxlm6On
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAPLuV4kucfV
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。524Please respect copyright.PENANAjsNzB98E2D
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAUAMNvTP5Za
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAY7OH8gx7Cs
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!524Please respect copyright.PENANAXFA6nIpWu0
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANA959xIr8TYX
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?524Please respect copyright.PENANAFnc5s7S6Jm
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。524Please respect copyright.PENANAyz0B7quR29
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?524Please respect copyright.PENANAPG2lcg9vYk
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。524Please respect copyright.PENANAC5wzQYibT9
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!524Please respect copyright.PENANAKKnLedsmnh
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAcs9aySU11r
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)524Please respect copyright.PENANA6AvZvdMf4l
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?524Please respect copyright.PENANAlNMaK33W78
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~524Please respect copyright.PENANAh6V0JMeGWQ
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!524Please respect copyright.PENANAFwLWmfagkL
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!524Please respect copyright.PENANAqIqdWvcdS9
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??524Please respect copyright.PENANAZxU3lIxt1F
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANA7relmVtNFe
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?524Please respect copyright.PENANAybeWgaPhBu
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?524Please respect copyright.PENANAGPilb6NEZk
千頌:當然!524Please respect copyright.PENANAuO3JZL3Hex
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?524Please respect copyright.PENANA9PIOWo8d67
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAVgwS08lau8
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAM5P3sChK0d
千頌:嗯?524Please respect copyright.PENANAUDt24CqYy7
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAZgVtn4QJl2
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)524Please respect copyright.PENANARfYQwwO9Sr
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)524Please respect copyright.PENANACbUWmCSEuo
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANA9ljFJHLlhP
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。524Please respect copyright.PENANArrdhe21Nq9
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!524Please respect copyright.PENANA81zFPvi1VS
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANANNV3mxDS8Z
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯524Please respect copyright.PENANAwlSx3kGZJX
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。524Please respect copyright.PENANAo2mIgz2IVP
千頌:也是呢~524Please respect copyright.PENANAXnxlppb6sX
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。524Please respect copyright.PENANAvY3FYs29F6
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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