五月三十日 星期四 二零二四 雨91Please respect copyright.PENANAo3rO2ilQ7j
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我:昨晚,一隻大蟑螂君從廳的窗子飛進來,牠不斷飛嚇死我= =‘’我用殺蟲水噴牠。幾分鐘後,牠就墜落在鞋架附近的地上掙扎。沒想到有一條簷蛇君尾隨牠,但牠爬到鞋架附近好像喝醉酒般蹣跚走,圍著蟑螂君但最後都沒吃到。今早起來看到牠們一起躺了= =‘’簷蛇君黏著地掃不掉。沒想到殺蟲水對簷蛇君也有效= =‘’91Please respect copyright.PENANASTyejNcCBn
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男友:所以別用殺蟲水,這些化學劑人吃了都會死91Please respect copyright.PENANAf9CDiCGE4b
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我:蟑螂君飛在天花板,我打不到91Please respect copyright.PENANAgT0AQjDo7s
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男友:那就由簷蛇收了牠91Please respect copyright.PENANANo7CIZnCoB
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我:我不知道簷蛇君跟著牠,如果知道就不噴殺蟲水了91Please respect copyright.PENANAbJCwembFYG
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男友:你家不是一直有嗎?91Please respect copyright.PENANAfE6pfYwYj8
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我:牠神出鬼沒,我不知牠是否寄居在我家91Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZFZPDuKAI
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男友:牠出現了啊91Please respect copyright.PENANA2TNWhMNibV
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我:嗚......簷蛇君死了,我以後怎麼辦T^T91Please respect copyright.PENANAYlest678S5
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男友:噗,救星都殺掉91Please respect copyright.PENANAZw0Fdad3vc
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我:誤殺啦T^T 簷蛇君死前,我還叫著簷蛇君!振作點~不要走啊啊啊啊啊啊!91Please respect copyright.PENANAeSuIu3GQsd
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男友:XD 91Please respect copyright.PENANAVjkI2gLKjU