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跨年週末,七匹狼約在阿肥家聚會。阿肥的父母去了東部旅遊,留下整間屋子任年輕人翻天覆地。8964 copyright protection319PENANAoOXwPAWcws 維尼
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其實今年元旦在週二,週一學校沒有停課,但為了難得的相聚,在北部念書的三三、阿功、豆油和菜蟲相約自主彈性放假,並特地買了高鐵票回來一趟。8964 copyright protection319PENANATPQlD9xOso 維尼
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秋比約定的時間早到十五分鐘,見到阿肥,狠狠一把抱住對方猛拍後背,「喂,你還沒死啊!」阿肥看起來精神不錯,幸虧半年前的車禍沒留下太大後遺症,只是錯過期末考讓他得重修好幾科。8964 copyright protection319PENANAn5SmpjJ92x 維尼
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阿肥笑著回敬,「你還沒死我怎麼敢先死?」8964 copyright protection319PENANA9tcjDZQy3o 維尼
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這時秋餘光看到 Gigi 從廚房拿著飲料出來,「誒,常 Gigi 你居然比我還早到?」8964 copyright protection319PENANAQz9bkKYk9N 維尼
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他只是隨口說,Gigi 卻紅著臉回嗆,「怎樣?不行哦?」8964 copyright protection319PENANAYSmtWLvxNQ 維尼
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也不是不行,只是覺得好像哪裡怪怪的。8964 copyright protection319PENANAMWe2b6IVDM 維尼
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這不對勁的感覺在大夥到齊後得到了解答。8964 copyright protection319PENANA6m20akACo4 維尼
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大家陸續帶著飲料和食物出現,客廳桌上擺滿鹽酥雞、滷味、水煎包等各式小吃,和一罐罐便利商店買的低濃度酒精飲料。8964 copyright protection319PENANABSFBefj3ef 維尼
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「欸,那個,」大家坐定位後,阿肥吞吞吐吐地起頭:「我們有事要宣布。」8964 copyright protection319PENANAaEGStP2qvH 維尼
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你們?你們是誰?秋的腦袋還轉不過來,卻見坐在阿肥身邊的 Gigi 一反平時大剌剌的姿態,低著頭,神情扭捏。8964 copyright protection319PENANAAeDHpGnsTw 維尼
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「喉——!」三三最先反應過來,指著沙發上並肩而坐的兩人,大叫:「你們,你們兩個!」8964 copyright protection319PENANAcXiZ53zpL9 維尼
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這下子男生們也搞清楚狀況了。「幹!你們都偷偷來!」「罰三杯啦罰三杯!」「交杯酒啦!」8964 copyright protection319PENANAMDgK7lYEyJ 維尼
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得知好友湊成一對,大家都樂歪了,群情激昂,阿肥和 Gigi 在死黨們的歡呼和強迫下用沙瓦乾了三次交杯酒。8964 copyright protection319PENANAiS0ILcmK1p 維尼
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大夥一起吃著美食、喝著小酒,時不時逼問阿肥兩人交往的契機和細節,阿肥被問到招架不住,乾脆轉移話題,「秋大,你不是說回來要跟我們報告事情?」8964 copyright protection319PENANAvQp8IQpHAP 維尼
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這招斗轉星移威力十足,大家的注意力瞬間放到正努力往嘴裡塞豬頭皮的秋身上,秋見眾人目光轉向自己,不得不放下筷子,仔細咀嚼,小心吞嚥,拿起面前的水果啤酒一飲而盡。8964 copyright protection319PENANA9iZPIyeaee 維尼
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啤酒下肚,他哈出一口氣,才期期艾艾地開口,「那個,其實我交了……」男朋友。雖然不是什麼見不得人的事,在一群老朋友面前還是有點難以啟齒。8964 copyright protection319PENANAbug5VFPfbj 維尼
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「秋嫂!秋嫂!秋嫂!」話沒說完,阿功和菜蟲已急著起鬨,舉拳大叫。8964 copyright protection319PENANAbZJUUa4BLe 維尼
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豆油做手勢打斷他們,秋以為是要讓自己繼續說,沒想到卻是糾正用詞,「等下,大小姐交的,應該是少爺啦!」8964 copyright protection319PENANATeK9uSdViZ 維尼
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男生們一聽更是 High 翻天,一齊用台語喊著「少爺!少爺!少爺!」8964 copyright protection319PENANA6615RlE9eb 維尼
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哭枵咧。8964 copyright protection319PENANAwdc5uRyU5E 維尼
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秋又好氣又好笑。仔細想想,死黨們好像也沒說錯,夏熠輝某些方面的確還滿少爺的。8964 copyright protection319PENANACCY8YigzNH 維尼
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既然大家那麼 High,他也就順著接下去,「嘿啦,是少爺啦。」8964 copyright protection319PENANAappMfYJpnR 維尼
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他大方承認,屋裡反而靜了下來,一群人維持定格姿勢,像是沒聽懂他說的話,又像是聽懂了卻不知該做何回應。8964 copyright protection319PENANAZrUsyjMw8u 維尼
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「三小?你剛說的什麼意思?」阿肥率先打破沉默。8964 copyright protection319PENANAytyTTOQ6ZI 維尼
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秋咧嘴一笑,炫耀似地說:「他超帥的,比吳顏祖還帥。」算是確認了他交男朋友的事實。8964 copyright protection319PENANAohoUC61zRx 維尼
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男生們還在努力消化這個資訊,換女生興奮地跳起來。「圖!圖呢?沒圖沒真相!」Gigi 簡直激動到不行,連鼻翼都張大了。8964 copyright protection319PENANAvU6ysoKs0h 維尼
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秋從口袋裡掏出手機,找到一張夏開車時的側面照,遞給 Gigi。三三立刻湊到 Gigi 身邊,兩女一起發出羨慕又嫉妒的讚嘆聲。8964 copyright protection319PENANAII37FUlhMq 維尼
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「你拍這張完全就是女友視角嘛。」三三說。秋馬上反擊,「女你的頭,我是男友好嗎?」8964 copyright protection319PENANARQJrV1NLlm 維尼
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Gigi 感嘆道:「果然好男人不是死會就是 gay。」阿肥一驚:「欸?那我的立場呢?」8964 copyright protection319PENANAlkmfHrTKG9 維尼
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這齣相聲讓氣氛輕鬆了起來,男生們終於又回到插科打諢的狀態。8964 copyright protection319PENANAsRAuor0RVH 維尼
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豆油雙手抱頭,「恁老師咧,原來秋嫂是姊夫?」秋揉了一團餐巾紙扔過去。8964 copyright protection319PENANABgv2tmqvCT 維尼
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菜蟲一副無法置信的神情,「幹!秋大你什麼時候轉性的?」8964 copyright protection319PENANAx2E5UhEiNM 維尼
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「你怎麼覺得他是轉性的,高中時他就對學妹沒興趣了好嗎?」三三倒是顯得毫不意外。8964 copyright protection319PENANAbdwyAHJMjg 維尼
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「也對吼,靠,一切謎題都解開了!」8964 copyright protection319PENANA9rPBVm0skr 維尼
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「哎喲,我本來也不知道啊。發現的時候我自己也很剉好不好。」見大家沒什麼負面回應,秋稍稍鬆了口氣,又開了一罐水果沙瓦。8964 copyright protection319PENANAFz9FLMJkVk 維尼
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「可以理解啦,如果是吳顏祖我搞不好也可以。」阿肥基於道義表示同理,卻被其他人異口同聲笑回去:「可是吳顏祖不可以!」8964 copyright protection319PENANAzOHMZt4cjA 維尼
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「秋大,你老實講,」阿功認真地問,「你該不會覬覦過我的屁股吧?」8964 copyright protection319PENANA7dIPV54y15 維尼
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他這一問,所有人都驚呆了。8964 copyright protection319PENANAwuxidFiKSN 維尼
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「李聖功,人家男朋友長這樣,」三三指著秋手機螢幕上的照片,「你要不要照個鏡子看看自己的尊容。」8964 copyright protection319PENANA5uI0Id0B3R 維尼
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阿肥從阿功頭上巴下去,「毋免看少爺,就秋大自己都比你帥。」8964 copyright protection319PENANAQFW7lS07tZ 維尼
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「哎喲,我開玩笑的啦!」阿功摀的被打的地方,「公堂之上假設一下不犯法吧!」8964 copyright protection319PENANAv1qGET9uX5 維尼
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語畢,哄堂大笑。8964 copyright protection319PENANA7AImsmPbG8 維尼
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「那你爸媽知不知道啊?」笑鬧告一段落,三三關心起實際的問題。8964 copyright protection319PENANAmNnhAk08N5 維尼
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「我沒告訴他們,但是他們自己猜到了。」秋夾起一顆雞心放入口中,「我偷聽到他們說要在背後支持我,但是先不要給我阿媽知道。」8964 copyright protection319PENANARkibrZU5MS 維尼
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眾人的表情都比方才凝重一些,菜蟲感嘆道:「你爸真的很溫柔,要是我爸一定會打斷我的腿。」8964 copyright protection319PENANAV9ZLomjkAc 維尼
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「好了啦,我們今天是來 happy 的。」秋舉起易開罐,「予焦啦!(乾杯啦!)」8964 copyright protection319PENANA9XgvA4QEL6 維尼
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大夥再次舉杯狂歡,聊著各自生活的趣事。喝得興起,男生們開始耍幼稚,合唱高中時亂改編的歌詞:「那天我們來到來來大飯店,暗暗燈光小小的房間。你躺在床上叫我快~點,我脫下內褲爬到你身邊……」之後又開了電視,玩起遊樂器。8964 copyright protection319PENANAbUnEyk7FvM 維尼
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秋在等待的空檔,發現 Gigi 坐了過來,用閃亮亮的眼神盯著自己。8964 copyright protection319PENANAwwYsw9dlms 維尼
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剛剛自己出櫃時最興奮的就她了。秋想起高中時她看的漫畫總是兩個帥哥談戀愛那種,頓時覺得她靠過來準沒好事。8964 copyright protection319PENANAVaq4LatSWE 維尼
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搶在 Gigi 開口前,他假裝喝飲料,對著易開罐口小聲道:「不要問不要問不要問。」8964 copyright protection319PENANAJ6pswJj7O7 維尼
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Gigi 一臉懇求的神情,「可是人家真的很想知道嘛。秋秋~」8964 copyright protection319PENANAKxeRcD2MsO 維尼
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哇哩咧,為了達到目的,這麽噁心的稱呼都能叫出口。8964 copyright protection319PENANAHI9wlLwIYr 維尼
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算了,既然她都誠心誠意地發問了,那就大發慈悲地打發她吧,反正也不會少塊肉。8964 copyright protection319PENANAMTLXNKoDDi 維尼
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「好啦,只能問一個問題,不要讓他們聽到。」8964 copyright protection319PENANA9S9Wiw7PDb 維尼
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Gigi 雙手圍在嘴邊,湊到他耳旁,說了句悄悄話。8964 copyright protection319PENANA90CZ7D0C2E 維尼
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秋瞬間就後悔讓她發問了。8964 copyright protection319PENANAwk33DAcut3 維尼
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「男生第一次也會痛、會流血嗎?」8964 copyright protection319PENANAQ0ob218mXC 維尼
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他低頭單手扶額,揉捏太陽穴半天,咬牙切齒又不得不將音量壓到最低。8964 copyright protection319PENANATuNXbnzWEB 維尼
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「啊不然咧!」8964 copyright protection319PENANAtxCDPUXQq0 維尼
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