於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。471Please respect copyright.PENANA1HFLjo09xf
醫生:「我真係要入去?」471Please respect copyright.PENANA6S4BrEiDtj
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAr95JOnayPv
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAdY2r2jyZAH
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAPl29zYkI23
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAgWEdLz7yF9
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAEvfS8VZlrJ
醫生:「唔係…」471Please respect copyright.PENANA7ev0ijNUfV
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。471Please respect copyright.PENANApIFrPmdw8Y
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAvWGoToUcf7
我:「唔該…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAdYYfu57lTM
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAPHKIt8Mv8A
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAuR9YucZHdG
醫生:「…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAj2n6r0vvGE
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。471Please respect copyright.PENANAsbi9lS9cwn
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。471Please respect copyright.PENANAygQwRnj0Mw
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAHJ7LbNMGh6
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAlBGhi7Y4ha
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAG7mIcUR9FH
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAubXFY3PsYt
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAbVOEGybPqO
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」471Please respect copyright.PENANApNG0OBHDqn
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。471Please respect copyright.PENANA6HAK1isgHn
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」471Please respect copyright.PENANARTkKGzL0vt
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」471Please respect copyright.PENANApWqcCNdE0t
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAzwRhmceXnI
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAxR1uuReBwQ
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAhV94Q8Y7oo
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAeinypcAi9L
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。471Please respect copyright.PENANAs9moTcaX5p
醫生:“…”471Please respect copyright.PENANADWGSRPTquw
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”471Please respect copyright.PENANAez2wuwjCKX
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”471Please respect copyright.PENANAudk43NkuZR
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”471Please respect copyright.PENANAUYeABKzfRx
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”471Please respect copyright.PENANAgfeRUNDWU8
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”471Please respect copyright.PENANA9l9SfrS9Cp
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。471Please respect copyright.PENANACqS1hYyzzJ
醫生:“…”471Please respect copyright.PENANAwIfUCOze49
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。471Please respect copyright.PENANAnAoS7ntcVg
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAmJYOrZKEJR
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAQxafvgEg7s
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAylHkPTNjRx
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」471Please respect copyright.PENANACkXjly2HDR
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAZjuBJTKX1y
我:「無所謂呀。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAvzngSQVLR5
店員:「完全…無所謂?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAVWzEkhTQk2
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。471Please respect copyright.PENANAk7WhIYOqKC
醫生:「…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAWwoH4VtYHz
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAbGXdkQKQcF
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。471Please respect copyright.PENANAVALDKAfIwS
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。471Please respect copyright.PENANAUJAjp1DI83
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAKHNe8rzk0H
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」471Please respect copyright.PENANADYyr0gELZ4
醫生:「吓,點解?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAXllTOjCUNg
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」471Please respect copyright.PENANA6eWizDZlwo
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAaOj13HcxFY
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」471Please respect copyright.PENANA3klNrt4OWr
醫生:「嗱…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAKwF5bhRpV7
我:「戴邊個好呀?」471Please respect copyright.PENANA6QjOwdAMXX
醫:「無所謂…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAI6LzjvUUcy
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。471Please respect copyright.PENANAQnkbSeQatj
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAVnYLdaTSqt
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」471Please respect copyright.PENANADCWylQjdG7
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAAwtzFAn4o3
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAAgcEbDpdyg
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAucAmqa25By
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。471Please respect copyright.PENANAADxjB77QEE
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA4HV8xs7Tmq
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA0KAHahsXhK
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAqf0apIjgvj
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAgA79ynDKnE
醫生:「點當呀?」471Please respect copyright.PENANArNSQFoP0pV
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAF0h0tAahT7
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAwov53iLFNZ
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAKrCFBVOXZC
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」471Please respect copyright.PENANANFZjHmEdEU
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAnpnV5Vl9QB
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAgY3AQLjXbu
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」471Please respect copyright.PENANAxPQjBx132a
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAfXtjALm0lI
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAv1t8F28B5Q
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。471Please respect copyright.PENANApzP6QM3rvt
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAub1BNjocQO
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」471Please respect copyright.PENANArYLL4CRbv2
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAyW58bEwA9y
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAjNJ1XwWz2b
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAzfFxkf3GHA
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAnznUEVjP7n
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」471Please respect copyright.PENANA5u0hoyVNYj
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA8HiWqu82qo
醫生:「咁…咁…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAkjU4ziQEaC
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAzMBBhJtOHG
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAmoINFIS8b9
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAKpjKI5zPxv
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」471Please respect copyright.PENANASDHkoVXRqs
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAFIlRRuqWY5
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAhDu0iOctMH
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAziTykfPBi3
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAW0tM1ZCOmV
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAyndCDOcPJX
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAnLi0WUa6hn
我:「嗯。」471Please respect copyright.PENANALGgjoRYUE1
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAbtPT4DUwJJ
我:「嗯。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAo4r6eal7BR
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAm7lmmdIIuK
我:「一半一半掛…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAosmbiEIpWv
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAuRkUx2MX8x
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAx9GbEOp1pc
醫生:「至少我唔係…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAmZVMO6Z5Yq
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAdjQnA6fUcs
醫生:「…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAEdC7ZwGvBF
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAOoOTQJM8N1
醫生:「無喎。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAP7yBMlLPx1
我:「咁都無?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAzYqVvjUZXH
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA4z6vK5LmuJ
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」471Please respect copyright.PENANANKjc3xPA0M
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAqWqc4XRpOW
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAqOq1SK87KF
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」471Please respect copyright.PENANA1jlAwZggnL
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」471Please respect copyright.PENANANE790KkjV4
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAVBNZXei2ZP
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAkxC4erau5L
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAvKx01RA9Uz
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAXbmsExG6y6
醫生:「係呀…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAALcf00qe63
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」471Please respect copyright.PENANA8KM0fJffNi
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAMezY89e95c
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAVHXIMwR7U6
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAGxlrLlGlOg
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAraxy9u6yvL
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAKqlzyvr5nE
我:「你話喺床上面?」471Please respect copyright.PENANA478A9ISliL
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAAiemthlKhi
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAWI7IIuyGa3
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAdQNiSKdM4b
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」471Please respect copyright.PENANATi2T2qiKlR
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA8Zx1TWD8qa
我:「你繼續講先啦。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAMLCW8yxBFM
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAZvThvE1700
我:「咁點解散嘅?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAmHP5eKBeX6
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」471Please respect copyright.PENANArRWte4L1Jl
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」471Please respect copyright.PENANABnFBfymFwg
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAUla7PsTGY2
我:「噢…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAgoVb5A48xc
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAkpQTLdvWmZ
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAqgahdSnaHb
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。471Please respect copyright.PENANAllXICWHmCd
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」471Please respect copyright.PENANA6ifuWh2czJ
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAU4bVKuuMc0
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。471Please respect copyright.PENANAYL2HOrWr93
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAmNXYxpfDQ1
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAvZoiayIFZk
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAnqgJ3PdBrm
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAYJotYMqMp6
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAMBCLbh49wt
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAlGA3NHTLlR
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」471Please respect copyright.PENANAKynm9m2Scy
醫生:「問囉。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAha8FOvJGjk
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」471Please respect copyright.PENANAmHCgR0RYFd
醫生:「唔呃…」471Please respect copyright.PENANAognnjPiyKZ