「係喎,講左咁耐都未介紹,呢個我女朋友Isabel, 係model嚟架,我諗你成日搭開地鐵、巴士呢啲,一定有見過佢拍過嘅廣告。」曬完隻錶佢就向我介紹身邊嘅女伴。278Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ucjqx1Drb
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條友雖然生得矮,樣貌亦唔標青,但屋企有米,住大屋渣靚車,溝到Isabel呢種model級靚女,一啲都唔出奇。278Please respect copyright.PENANAMugGBImvLL
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呢個世界有錢就有女,好有錢嘅話就可以不停換女。278Please respect copyright.PENANASBFrUGlbPp
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早排先見佢拖住條大波𡃁摸,可能玩厭左大波所以呢排轉玩長腿,搵個高自己差唔多20cm嘅女仔做女朋友。278Please respect copyright.PENANAdwY3o8M9mV
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印象之中,我有喺啲巴士站廣告見過Isabel。278Please respect copyright.PENANAhLJBE0cwUs
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家下睇見真人,先發現原來佢對腳係咁長,目測起碼有42吋,長得嚟仲好有線條。278Please respect copyright.PENANAMEFna3zLbk
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另外佢個樣都非常標誌,眼大大嘴細細咁,令我諗起最近一個日本女星朝比奈彩。278Please respect copyright.PENANAqlXiWJyonQ
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Isabel好似發現我𥄫住佢對腳𥄫左好耐,眼神中顯露出一絲厭惡。278Please respect copyright.PENANAo8ag4wuUKH
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Jason就吱吱喳喳,一輪嘴繼續喺度講:「…我之前有無同你講過,我嚟緊準備買遊艇,真係唔買都唔知,原來一架遊艇都唔係好貴,只係幾百萬就買到…」278Please respect copyright.PENANA6TvjMRYQ1s
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我喺隔籬聽到耳都嗡埋,真心頂條道友唔順,於是求其作左個理由,拿拿聲鬆人。278Please respect copyright.PENANAa0ZU2O8ALj
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我同佢其實住喺同一區,因此周不時都會撞見,而次次見親佢都係講唔停。278Please respect copyright.PENANAFeEEI1CHDY
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雖然大家都係土瓜灣人,不過佢住高尚住宅半山壹號,我住嘅卻係幾十年樓齡嘅殘舊唐樓,278Please respect copyright.PENANA8XgQyjFHnj
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舊唐樓有幾殘,從開門上樓梯嗰一刻就已經感受到。278Please respect copyright.PENANAVAjlSbowCf
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梯間墻身剝落,燈光暗沉,間中仲會閃下閃下。278Please respect copyright.PENANASYmXBDD8Mh
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四周圍充斥一浸發霉嘅臭味,地下佈滿積水同細碎嘅垃圾。278Please respect copyright.PENANAahcVTwcxXc
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最離譜係有人未經批准,就將啲裝滿水泥嘅麻包袋、鐵鏟同磚頭放喺樓梯口,阻住大家出入。278Please respect copyright.PENANATgamcQXRrn
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好彩樓梯都算寬,約莫都有三、四個身位嘅寬度,稍微窄少少嘅話,真係會塞死無位行。278Please respect copyright.PENANAlmQfRU9koN
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行上三樓,返到屋企。278Please respect copyright.PENANAAJYnPqC3Vd
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老豆坐喺客廳,棟高腳,隊住大啤睇波。278Please respect copyright.PENANAO22YvteQ4J
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「屌!成班食撚曬屎,入到禁區就起腳啦,仲傳你老母咩,傳到出埋界!憨鳩!」278Please respect copyright.PENANAmtiTCX6VFm
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我老豆睇得相當肉緊,唔洗審都知落重飛。278Please respect copyright.PENANABBeq8Umdwa
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「『運滯』,『梨』返嚟啦?食左嘢未,『幼』唔『幼』淥個粉你食?」繼母從廚房行出嚟問。278Please respect copyright.PENANAO2CFYSAkOI
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佢廣東話發音唔正,將「允仔」讀成「運滯」。278Please respect copyright.PENANA6WURyNunML
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「唔洗啦,我好攰,諗住沖個涼就訓。」278Please respect copyright.PENANAplQj3DSw2S
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「咁點解『梨』成身『塞』曬嘅?出邊落雨呀?」278Please respect copyright.PENANANa6sCHFYX9
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「唔係,唔好彩俾人淋啫。」