第六章 叫雞晤俾錢 (肥佬篇)242Please respect copyright.PENANAJJhh0NHXhq
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豪門之夜之後幾日,我哋五個約出嚟食lunch。食到中間,我就同西仔永講:“西仔永,前幾日drink嗰晚,豪門阿尚總打俾我,話你叫雞晤俾錢喎。”242Please respect copyright.PENANAKWcnF4R93b
“乜嘢叫雞晤俾錢呀,肥佬你咪撚亂講喎!”西仔永即刻跳起。
本少就話:“咩撚嘢料?咁西仔永你交個詳細包膠先啦。”242Please respect copyright.PENANARuoPckpJM0
西仔永:“嗰晚我都飲到嗨嗨哋,好多嘢晤係好記得,淨係記得我同長腳喺樓上淨係租咗一間房..….”242Please respect copyright.PENANAA46TPX7sgZ
全部人即刻用有咁淫賤得咁淫賤嘅目光望住西仔永同長腳…… “嘩,仲要玩大被同眠!”242Please respect copyright.PENANAU4AFin6oGH
西仔永:“我見長腳同佢條女霸咗張床搞,我咪拖我條女入廁所叫佢吹住先囖。”242Please respect copyright.PENANAHd8kDeDUau
西仔永:“點知條女喺個廁所扭扭擰擰又擋又隔,個廁所又窄,混亂之中我好似掹撚爛咗個毛巾架。”242Please respect copyright.PENANAVzEKei1TLU
長腳:“真係掹爛咗個毛巾架,仲賠咗錢添…… 因為我搞完咪落樓埋埋張房單,跟住就返屋企。”242Please respect copyright.PENANA22gdtTBwr9
西仔永:“廁所吹完出嚟晤見咗長腳,我咪繼續上床搞嘢囖。”242Please respect copyright.PENANAceZEImX5F5
西仔永:“搞撚完沖涼出嚟,我諗住俾錢叫條女走,點知我銀包原本應該有三千幾蚊晤見咗。我即時屌鸠條女:係咪你偷錢?”242Please respect copyright.PENANAFizJRDPVwv
西仔永:“條女梗係死口晤認啦,我咪一巴車過去囖。跟住扯嚟扯去,我攆佢走,佢話我未俾錢死都晤肯走。”242Please respect copyright.PENANAWDIe6Fqsq7
西仔永:“拉扯咗成個鐘,我就話,一齊落樓下我撳返錢俾佢。”242Please respect copyright.PENANAV1kNXrbE7N
西仔永:“我落到樓下,越諗就越晤撚憤氣,我咪一路走咗去咯,條女喺後面嗌我都晤理佢。到最後去咗附近一間桑拿瞓到第日兩點幾…… ”242Please respect copyright.PENANAR4axbwov80
我就話:“尚總嗰晚打俾我晤係咁講喎…… ”242Please respect copyright.PENANAS2TO9jzqGV
我:“尚總話,條女返去搵佢,話你條西仔一落樓就一支箭好似跑一百公尺咁雞咁腳咁走,叫都叫晤住。”242Please respect copyright.PENANAQjoM8DdfaJ
我:“尚總同我講:乜你個friend咁得意嘅?無錢俾都晤使咁樣走㗎,同你咁熟,咪下次俾返囖,就算晤俾咪當我請客囖…… ”242Please respect copyright.PENANAZfVSy7oUla
我:“其實我喺個電話度聽到尚總同條女都喺度笑緊…… ”242Please respect copyright.PENANAlaMjV8z8p9
之所以同尚總熟,係因為之前有次喺佢嗰度想帶條女出去,條女晤制,我就叫尚總搞撚掂佢。跟住出咗街之後,條女同我講,佢因為我俾尚總打咗一鑊甘。原嚟尚總真係會打鸠啲女要佢哋陪客出去,之後我就成日幫襯尚總,變到好friend啦。242Please respect copyright.PENANAkPoNzBMrRK
長腳就細細聲講:“阿永,你嗰三千蚊,我好似見到你drink個陣攞咗啲出嚟俾小費,然後上房前我又問你借咗2K嚟俾條女…… ”242Please respect copyright.PENANAuE4XrgLAa2
西仔永:“Shit!又好似有啲印象喎…… ”242Please respect copyright.PENANAr4dtcGC8ga
直到多年之後,我哋都無再去過豪門搵尚總啦,亦都無俾返呢筆叫雞錢。所以,‘西仔永叫雞晤俾錢’呢單嘢,就變成實實在在嘅事實。每次講,西仔永都無撚得反擊!242Please respect copyright.PENANAplQX2h4Onw
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