Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WLXAV4Mps
And I walked on into town (alright)188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo1cyUM1DA
I saw a girl with big blue fins188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOM6RuUU5P
And her fins right on the ground188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIrtmljadd
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbXSuD0rZB
And I opened them with my feet188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHiQ2Re1Zf
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezsQlfDOFR
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIA09VLd8Y
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She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA8oKKugNO
But there's just one thing about her188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QTGFF0VoL
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSkdiubOcN
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7EuBxRuSI
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WtV2Bn3cB
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxm1xHF1Ii
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpcrKrW7A9
We're not blood related188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJcqTp6nMm
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
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I'd stand in a circle of fire for you188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZtsAHNtqg
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthtl1K19Qm
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRmT3hQqSt
The see to my saw188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReC7csLX18
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5voMrvkhzU
Except she's not my sister188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18OHHWWzaQ
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0gg872sog
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnRZDQF8pc
You got me hooked and my breath is baited188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeBaS1RIQl
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffNuYvcnDv
Still not blood related
Woo!188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5Hx889v4n
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You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIImHrRLoB
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxi9gEK809
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkDm7wOcv5
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDIeLsmSZa
One thing led to another188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TLijHvdTe
And if I want this girl to be family188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau2ZrKpDnB
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
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The wheels of my truck188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhGukzqnIp
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPcLXqKViV
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That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgbo5uzDdu
Now honey, I know it might take a while188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgAtjslaUr
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But I'm in love with your brother even though188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK9qheARsZ
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifABhIvaaX
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
