Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm220Please respect copyright.PENANAdA17pUButf
And I walked on into town (alright)220Please respect copyright.PENANAJfsDteE05c
I saw a girl with big blue fins220Please respect copyright.PENANApmQDVJIsOq
And her fins right on the ground220Please respect copyright.PENANALdjWYFhBeU
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge220Please respect copyright.PENANAA1alagUVlQ
And I opened them with my feet220Please respect copyright.PENANAk0PDA9kSe5
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl220Please respect copyright.PENANAVyternxLZP
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee220Please respect copyright.PENANAk6TOk6SX0f
The ground to my beef220Please respect copyright.PENANA7VN7IzM3vQ
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)220Please respect copyright.PENANAExAcTNJyPP
But there's just one thing about her220Please respect copyright.PENANA0IJsSB25qw
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)220Please respect copyright.PENANARUdFiN6huc
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise220Please respect copyright.PENANA2vBYAWbgoP
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)220Please respect copyright.PENANAS6xDykgfIA
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman220Please respect copyright.PENANANIHrjdkawD
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?220Please respect copyright.PENANA5n8BYro8sN
We're not blood related220Please respect copyright.PENANAsPQ4V6jcDp
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you220Please respect copyright.PENANAPhe7hCFO0b
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)220Please respect copyright.PENANAUAnwKdCI0B
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love220Please respect copyright.PENANAqYtFFQsmI1
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)220Please respect copyright.PENANAaC9K8ro8y4
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you220Please respect copyright.PENANAUK9Y5xas0D
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)220Please respect copyright.PENANAYFIvm0JfO9
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw220Please respect copyright.PENANAal17VBT8oW
The see to my saw220Please respect copyright.PENANA9M6VuyXMBF
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)220Please respect copyright.PENANATp0HTUGF69
Except she's not my sister220Please respect copyright.PENANAtX9tWvug95
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)220Please respect copyright.PENANAP84DiCXfMP
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole220Please respect copyright.PENANAjniCjg37z6
You got me hooked and my breath is baited220Please respect copyright.PENANAG6r8xFhDcl
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl220Please respect copyright.PENANAUw6i4TLJEc
Still not blood related
Woo!220Please respect copyright.PENANAEHQA8JQw3r
C'mon now220Please respect copyright.PENANAZUrapzK23S
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.220Please respect copyright.PENANAGem8YZvOwF
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.220Please respect copyright.PENANAx1xckKJMtv
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.220Please respect copyright.PENANABZfL49YveB
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and220Please respect copyright.PENANAh2vTmlYU0o
One thing led to another220Please respect copyright.PENANAxatv8FUdhc
And if I want this girl to be family220Please respect copyright.PENANAJTzSzMQuZq
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck220Please respect copyright.PENANAx7g7xgXkOA
The wheels of my truck220Please respect copyright.PENANAQNEGqx54NI
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)220Please respect copyright.PENANAPqxtU7XH1P
And there ain't one thing about him220Please respect copyright.PENANACCtCXFcgoS
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)220Please respect copyright.PENANAY2th9xivj0
Now honey, I know it might take a while220Please respect copyright.PENANAYILrjY84Ce
For you to get sitiated (I understand)220Please respect copyright.PENANAfjCZbAA2o9
But I'm in love with your brother even though220Please respect copyright.PENANAWH6Vq8QSFx
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)220Please respect copyright.PENANABc4Ru3Osn7
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.